Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.
So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,
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Obligatory MOOOOOOOOOO
So she’s Asian now?
This is Ethan! What do you mean who?! Look, you have to get me another gig. I’ll do anything… I hear Kim Kardashian needs a footstool.
WHAAAA?
Am I really as beautiful as everyone says I am??
Here’s a mirror Jon, take a look.
Take that, Alec Baldwin!
He just stepped on the tip.
haaaa!
And that’s Rhea Perlman at the bottom of the frame.
She did say that she would go “taste the rainbow of humanity” if Devito ever left her. I did read that years ago I think.
Kabuki theatre anyone?
Noh, thank you
A face that says, “I can’t wait til my daughter does lesbo porn.”
More dimples than a golf ball.
jesus christ, i’m without power for over a week and i don’t know who any of these celebrities are anymore.
Looks like young Shang Tsung from “Mortal Kombat”.
If that was Jon Hamm she’d be in her second trimester already.
kate middleton’s looking rough.
Too bad the first Corey death wasn’t part of a murder-suicide.
Dave, please hand the phone to the woman sitting next to you and please don’t be offended because I started fapping already.
He’s doing it wrong.
‘Look I told you to wait in the car. What the fuck am I paying you for?!”
Unbelievable ass.
Cuz Supper’s the new Dinner, yo.
“Your man Flava Flav is living!”
So she’s a madame tussauds? Where’s the real demi?
either way, we all lose.
Perseus was disappointed to find that in this strange new future he could be apprehended for releasing the Kraken.
Tommy is either homeless, about to shoot up a school, or showing us the pimp hand is still strong.
This picture is making me socially anxious.
If only he hadn’t listened to his lonely bored penis while living in the White House.
Remember seeing her tits for the first time with complete disappointment? And Thora Birch’s sweet heavy melon rack just exploded off the screen? Yeah, so do I.
One of the best moments of my life. I wasn’t disappointed with Mena’s tits in the least. She makes up for it with that ass.
I will most definitely give you that one!
“complete disappointment”???
I must have been watching a different movie.
Note to self: Go re-watch this movie. Maybe you have a point here Cock Dr.
Nah they weren’t that nice :(
http://www.watchinghollywood.com/celebs/mena-suvari-topless/tn_62986_Mena_Suvari_Topless7_123_728lo.jpg
Obama better win, for your sake.
That was directed at America, not Clinton.
I demand to know who put the thumbs down on this comment! LOL. Seriously are there really right wingers here at the superficial?
Perhaps there are those who don’t buy into the soulless puppets put before us by the two parties? And are against the endless illegal wars overseas, runaway deficit spending (the prez has signed two resolutions raising the debt ceiling – which were passed by a republican congress), the further erosion of our liberties (the “patriot” act, renewed by a democrat congress and signed by the pres, and NDAA – passed by repub congress, signed by the prez, and nat’l healthcare – the biggest power-grab in years), crony capitalism (the “bailouts” and QEs, and handouts to ‘green’ companies who take the money and run)…this is just for starters…
Look just a bit deeper than the irrelevant issues put before you on the tube by the hacks employed by those who have our “leaders” in their pocket and are all to happy to report what “government officials” say as fact. We’re being duped.
Jesus, this is The Superficial, not Washington Weekly.
Coke and a cigarette. Must be a Mormon on a mission.
“Oh, hey… nuthin’. You? Yah, I’m just sitting between two tools. People say they used to be in stuff, but I dunno. What’s that? I dunno… I’ll be home whenever this thing is done. Can you do me a favour? Make sure my baby gets it’s full spray tan today? Yah, I totally forgot yesterday and it’s looking all weird now. Yes, I said, “It’s”. Whatever. I gotta go. People are starting to look at me.”
I might correct you about the its/it’s, but I’m sure Snooki would make that mistake herself. Even when speaking.
Don’t let her stop chewing that gum. It keeps her brain going.
How can she look soooo good one day ………………………….. and soooooooooooooooo bad the next?
Cause the “good” shots are photoshopped
Just because you get your own Coco doesn’t make you Ice T.
“I’m not on the list? But I’m Ice-T! Don’t you recognize Coco?”
(No relation to lady.)
Not bad. I like them thick sometimes.
Was he arrested via satellite?
So edgy, so punk.
“You should feel it up here by your sternum. The last girl had to have gall bladder surgery”
“Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”
That hat is a great way to alert people to the fact that you’re an asshole without you saying a word.
It’s not cellulite, it’s the braille edition of Whore and Piece.
brilliant
Nice choice of location, OX.
I don’t know what’s going on either… but I’m just referring to the duck lips on TI’s wife.
Hey Pepe! How long does it take to shoplift my smokes! Ondolay!
Like two big dogs fighting inside a burlap bag.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why do I get the feeling this was really taken at the AMC 6 next to the Lowe’s in Santa Monica.
Very nice.
He’s dead, Corey. You can take the glasses he lent you as protection off. Michael Jackson can no longer shoot his load in your eyes.
Do you have an iron Mr. Anderson?
“It looks kind of like this. Same color, texture, size. No zipper though.”