The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition

November 6th, 2012 // 583 Comments

Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.

So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    Max Power
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    Obligatory MOOOOOOOOOO

  2. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
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    So she’s Asian now?

  3. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    Inner Retard
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    This is Ethan! What do you mean who?! Look, you have to get me another gig. I’ll do anything… I hear Kim Kardashian needs a footstool.

  4. Jon Hamm
    henryhill
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    WHAAAA?

  5. Joanna Krupa Sports Bra Yoga Shorts Romain Zago Work Out
    Dick Hell
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    Take that, Alec Baldwin!

  6. Jon Hamm
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    He just stepped on the tip.

  7. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
    catapostrophe
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    And that’s Rhea Perlman at the bottom of the frame.

  8. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
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    Kabuki theatre anyone?

  9. Billy Ray Cyrus Mullet Chicago Broadway Debut
    ThisWillHurt
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    A face that says, “I can’t wait til my daughter does lesbo porn.”

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    More dimples than a golf ball.

  11. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
    mrsmass
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    jesus christ, i’m without power for over a week and i don’t know who any of these celebrities are anymore.

  12. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
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    Looks like young Shang Tsung from “Mortal Kombat”.

  13. Joanna Krupa Sports Bra Yoga Shorts Romain Zago Work Out
    Dick Hell
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    If that was Jon Hamm she’d be in her second trimester already.

  14. Mischa Barton Fascinator Melbourne Cup
    henryhill
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    kate middleton’s looking rough.

  15. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
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    Too bad the first Corey death wasn’t part of a murder-suicide.

  16. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Dave, please hand the phone to the woman sitting next to you and please don’t be offended because I started fapping already.

  17. Joanna Krupa Sports Bra Yoga Shorts Romain Zago Work Out
    catapostrophe
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    He’s doing it wrong.

  18. Tommy Davidson
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    ‘Look I told you to wait in the car. What the fuck am I paying you for?!”

  19. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    alex
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    Unbelievable ass.

  20. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
    henryhill
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    Cuz Supper’s the new Dinner, yo.

  21. Tommy Davidson
    meeps!
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    “Your man Flava Flav is living!”

  22. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    alex
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    So she’s a madame tussauds? Where’s the real demi?

  23. Joshua Jackson Karina LeBlanc Fringe Set
    henryhill
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    either way, we all lose.

  24. Sam Worthington Booking Photo Disorderly Conduct Shaved Head Goatee
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    Perseus was disappointed to find that in this strange new future he could be apprehended for releasing the Kraken.

  25. Tommy Davidson
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Tommy is either homeless, about to shoot up a school, or showing us the pimp hand is still strong.

  26. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
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    This picture is making me socially anxious.

  27. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    Cock Dr
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    If only he hadn’t listened to his lonely bored penis while living in the White House.

  28. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
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    Remember seeing her tits for the first time with complete disappointment? And Thora Birch’s sweet heavy melon rack just exploded off the screen? Yeah, so do I.

  29. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
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    Obama better win, for your sake.

    • That was directed at America, not Clinton.

      • I demand to know who put the thumbs down on this comment! LOL. Seriously are there really right wingers here at the superficial?

      • get over yourselves

        Perhaps there are those who don’t buy into the soulless puppets put before us by the two parties? And are against the endless illegal wars overseas, runaway deficit spending (the prez has signed two resolutions raising the debt ceiling – which were passed by a republican congress), the further erosion of our liberties (the “patriot” act, renewed by a democrat congress and signed by the pres, and NDAA – passed by repub congress, signed by the prez, and nat’l healthcare – the biggest power-grab in years), crony capitalism (the “bailouts” and QEs, and handouts to ‘green’ companies who take the money and run)…this is just for starters…
        Look just a bit deeper than the irrelevant issues put before you on the tube by the hacks employed by those who have our “leaders” in their pocket and are all to happy to report what “government officials” say as fact. We’re being duped.

      • Jesus, this is The Superficial, not Washington Weekly.

  30. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Electric Slide Set
    1NDUN
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    Coke and a cigarette. Must be a Mormon on a mission.

  31. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
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    “Oh, hey… nuthin’. You? Yah, I’m just sitting between two tools. People say they used to be in stuff, but I dunno. What’s that? I dunno… I’ll be home whenever this thing is done. Can you do me a favour? Make sure my baby gets it’s full spray tan today? Yah, I totally forgot yesterday and it’s looking all weird now. Yes, I said, “It’s”. Whatever. I gotta go. People are starting to look at me.”

  32. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
    Inner Retard
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    Don’t let her stop chewing that gum. It keeps her brain going.

  33. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
    realist
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    How can she look soooo good one day ………………………….. and soooooooooooooooo bad the next?

  34. Tommy Davidson
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    Just because you get your own Coco doesn’t make you Ice T.

  35. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts DWTS After Party
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    Not bad. I like them thick sometimes.

  36. Sam Worthington Booking Photo Disorderly Conduct Shaved Head Goatee
    1NDUN
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    Was he arrested via satellite?

  37. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
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    So edgy, so punk.

  38. Joanna Krupa Sports Bra Yoga Shorts Romain Zago Work Out
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    “You should feel it up here by your sternum. The last girl had to have gall bladder surgery”

  39. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
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    “Solo! Hay lapa no ya, Solo!”

  40. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
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    That hat is a great way to alert people to the fact that you’re an asshole without you saying a word.

  41. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    It’s not cellulite, it’s the braille edition of Whore and Piece.

  42. Khloe Kardashian Legs Tight Minidress X Factor Finalists Party
    1NDUN
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    Nice choice of location, OX.

  43. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know what’s going on either… but I’m just referring to the duck lips on TI’s wife.

  44. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    uded
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    Hey Pepe! How long does it take to shoplift my smokes! Ondolay!

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    Cock Dr
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    Like two big dogs fighting inside a burlap bag.
    MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  46. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
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    Why do I get the feeling this was really taken at the AMC 6 next to the Lowe’s in Santa Monica.

  47. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
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    Very nice.

  48. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
    Tidbit
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    He’s dead, Corey. You can take the glasses he lent you as protection off. Michael Jackson can no longer shoot his load in your eyes.

  49. Hugo Weaving Cloud Atlas Premiere Berlin
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Do you have an iron Mr. Anderson?

  50. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    c'est bien
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    “It looks kind of like this. Same color, texture, size. No zipper though.”

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