The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition

Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.

So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,

- Photo Boy

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