Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.
So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,
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“That sure was some good mint flavored chewy bread! *gulp* Goes down smooth! Now where them paint chips?”
What a sad day for Ethan Hawke and Anthony Edwards…
“One hundred dollars? That’s very generous of you! Thank you so much, I could really use the money . . . what do you mean the money’s not for me? . . . You selfish bitch! My show got canceled and I’m running out of shoes! I’ll kill you!”
Well… His hips are moving forward… and backward.. and forward…
Cuz I was in the podiummmmm…..
“1,000 dollars to punch the woman beside me in the face? Hmmm.”
Guess where his “I voted” sticker is.
Ok so I can make this check out to: “Rachel Taylor will you please go out with me oh wow I am so lonely…”
Nothing turns me on more than seeing a woman’s gum…except maybe seeing her dig earwax out with her pinky finger.
I really hope that’s GUM.
she’s always chomping, trashy as hell.
Sabotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
The geisha look is in this year.
i thought she was more like a Kabuki clown
Rikishi. You know it.
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It’s really not fair of you to link to that pic. It was taken way before she put on her make up this morning.
cuz u have to carry your heroine in SOMETHING
Wonder Woman?
I assume you mean ‘heroin’…unless you’re making a joke that she’s a female hero and so tiny she could fit in a purse?
Or a binder?
Nah, that’s Thumbelina. :D
He did it for the nookie.
….fucking hilarious
Good one!
“I can’t believe that bitch has the same handbag as me.”
Her Jacks Links commercials cracked me up.
slamdunk!
I swear… CC has had some of the best comments to each of these pics. I’m rolling laughing.
So to tap the chipmunk butt you have to be in a Mexican gang? Someone get me a tattoo artist…
Someone lost a bet.
I dont want what Snookis “giving”!
Bill makes Abby cry too.
Snook, huh? She’s just Snook now?
It’s like when Acquired Immuned Deficiency Syndrome became AIDS.
Or Immune.
Snook Dogg
You’d hardly know she’d retired from gymnastics.
I would like to break off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar. Yum Yom
“Sorry, I can’t vote today. I’m to busy with . . . Um . . . I’m famous.”
A knob to “steer” with
(Im glad she ditched the blonde hair)
Didn’t know Xanax came in gum.
Would bang.
with gusto
Wow! Nice photoshop job!
And how!!
Yes, ma’am, the Australians are quite dreadful aren’t they?
Thumbs up cos yes we are.
And for an extra $50 Darryl Hannah will dress up as 1985 David Lee Roth for you!
If Nicole Kidman was still a human being, she might look like this.
Lifetime just cast Rachael Taylor in the Nicole Kidman biopic. Her agent shrewdly wheedled an extra $1 million from the network when he pointed out the money they’d be saving by not having to use aging makeup.
Charlie Sheen doesn’t look half bad.
gahhhh. beat me to it.
“paprazo, please get my good chin.”
Those pants look killer on a woman with the right figure. My university had VERY few good looking women, but one of them was truly spectacular, and she used to wear striped pants like these. It was pretty much the highlight of the month at school.
Try going to a IT college. Four chicks, total… we think.
Dude I went to fucking Waterloo.
My town! Any tips on where to look for Ms Stripy Pants?
@cc Ooh… my bad. Look on the bright side – you’re probably fluent in Hindi and Cantonese now.
Spending each day commenting on a celebrity blog…yes you’ll make a very nice IT pro.
The Duchess of Cornwall would like you to be part of our threesome tonight.
“Thats whada I’m a tellin’ youuuu!! I’m a hipster, ca-peesh”
she likes the dirty Sanchez
“That’s right, honey. The tip of my nose isn’t the only tip that’s all plump and red right now”
I don’t know. She seems pretty reckless.
Mirror.
Waiting for the porno to leak. *crosses fingers*
Yogurt pants.
Whale pants.
“yogurt pants” THAT’S HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!
Haha…that’s brilliant.
When is one of her people going to tell her that you can’t just wear workout clothes all the time and expect to get thin?
Obama took a page out of Police Academy to get Clinton’s endorsement.
that is not ashanti, it’s TI’s wife
It’s understandable you wouldn’t recognize Ashanti after she got beat with the obscurity stick. I bet you don’t see Nelly in that photo, too.
She actually looks good when she makes an effort. Glad to see she’s not covered in shitty tattoos like other female “rock” singers.
That raccoon has a damned nice handbag.
Dump enough trash cans over and you might find a treasure too.
$5 says that thing is filled up with pizza crusts.
Handbags? Well, I see a couple of bags I wouldn’t mind getting my hands on.
*runs away*
*Snort!* :D
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. “
Well done Snooki. It’s about time you did something useful.
I just discovered a new phrase…”aggressive cellulite”
And after looking at this photo, I just experienced a new sensation… nasal vomit.
I had the same reaction when I heard Bertney Spears was going to judge someone else’s singing.
Vertical Stripes 0, Sweet phat ass 1.
Wow.
This photograph is flawless.
I’d say the Marshmallow Man formerly known as Britney Spears still looks better than Khloe and Demi Lovato.