The Crap We Missed: Election Day Edition

November 6th, 2012 // 583 Comments

Welcome to The Election Day Edition of The Crap We Missed, which literally couldn’t have less to do with the democratic process. Unless our forefathers actually intended for the electoral college to be Fish, naked under a cap and gown, cracking a whip and shouting, “No, goddamnit, none of this was in my Jon Hamm penis dream!” (Full Disclaimer: Photo may or may not actually include penis.) At any rate, today we’ve got Khloe Kardashian actually looking better than Britney Spears and Demi Lovato at The X Factor Finalists Party and you know what? I’m going to stop right there. Between that and trying to decipher what exactly is going on in this picture, I’m tossing in the towel on reality.

So wait, Russell Simmons is just passing these out now? Neat,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
    ThisWillHurt
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    “That sure was some good mint flavored chewy bread! *gulp* Goes down smooth! Now where them paint chips?”

  2. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
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    What a sad day for Ethan Hawke and Anthony Edwards…

  3. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    ThisWillHurt
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    “One hundred dollars? That’s very generous of you! Thank you so much, I could really use the money . . . what do you mean the money’s not for me? . . . You selfish bitch! My show got canceled and I’m running out of shoes! I’ll kill you!”

  4. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
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    Well… His hips are moving forward… and backward.. and forward…

  5. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    cc
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    “1,000 dollars to punch the woman beside me in the face? Hmmm.”

  6. Jon Hamm
    ThisWillHurt
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    Guess where his “I voted” sticker is.

  7. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
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    Ok so I can make this check out to: “Rachel Taylor will you please go out with me oh wow I am so lonely…”

  8. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
    cc
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    Nothing turns me on more than seeing a woman’s gum…except maybe seeing her dig earwax out with her pinky finger.

  9. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Electric Slide Set
    cc
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    Sabotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

  10. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    cc
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    The geisha look is in this year.

  11. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    cuz u have to carry your heroine in SOMETHING

  12. Sam Worthington Booking Photo Disorderly Conduct Shaved Head Goatee
    cc
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    He did it for the nookie.

  13. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I can’t believe that bitch has the same handbag as me.”

  14. Khloe Kardashian Legs Tight Minidress X Factor Finalists Party
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Her Jacks Links commercials cracked me up.

  15. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
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    So to tap the chipmunk butt you have to be in a Mexican gang? Someone get me a tattoo artist…

  16. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    meeps!
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    Someone lost a bet.

  17. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    I dont want what Snookis “giving”!

  18. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    cc
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    Bill makes Abby cry too.

  19. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
    kimmykimkim
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    Snook, huh? She’s just Snook now?

  20. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts DWTS After Party
    cc
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    You’d hardly know she’d retired from gymnastics.

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Sorry, I can’t vote today. I’m to busy with . . . Um . . . I’m famous.”

  22. Demi Lovato Bushy Eyebrows X Factor Finalists Party
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    A knob to “steer” with

    (Im glad she ditched the blonde hair)

  23. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
    joe
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    Didn’t know Xanax came in gum.

  24. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
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    Would bang.

  25. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, ma’am, the Australians are quite dreadful aren’t they?

  26. Tommy Davidson
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    And for an extra $50 Darryl Hannah will dress up as 1985 David Lee Roth for you!

  27. Dave Annable Rachael Taylor Day Of Giving Telethon
    cc
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    If Nicole Kidman was still a human being, she might look like this.

    • Lifetime just cast Rachael Taylor in the Nicole Kidman biopic. Her agent shrewdly wheedled an extra $1 million from the network when he pointed out the money they’d be saving by not having to use aging makeup.

  28. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
    JennywithaY
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    Charlie Sheen doesn’t look half bad.

  29. Tommy Davidson
    cc
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    Those pants look killer on a woman with the right figure. My university had VERY few good looking women, but one of them was truly spectacular, and she used to wear striped pants like these. It was pretty much the highlight of the month at school.

  30. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
    George P Burdell
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    The Duchess of Cornwall would like you to be part of our threesome tonight.

  31. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Electric Slide Set
    Tron
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    “Thats whada I’m a tellin’ youuuu!! I’m a hipster, ca-peesh”

  32. Mena Suvari Butt Tight Jeans Boyfriend Salvador Sanchez
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    she likes the dirty Sanchez

  33. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
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    “That’s right, honey. The tip of my nose isn’t the only tip that’s all plump and red right now”

  34. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    joe
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    I don’t know. She seems pretty reckless.

  35. Prince Charles Melbourne Cup
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    Mirror.

  36. Shawn Johnson Legs Short Shorts DWTS After Party
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    Waiting for the porno to leak. *crosses fingers*

  37. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    Yogurt pants.

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    When is one of her people going to tell her that you can’t just wear workout clothes all the time and expect to get thin?

  39. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    ThisWillHurt
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    Obama took a page out of Police Academy to get Clinton’s endorsement.

  40. T.I. Ashanti Kevin Hart Nelly
    lilu
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    that is not ashanti, it’s TI’s wife

    • Tiger

      It’s understandable you wouldn’t recognize Ashanti after she got beat with the obscurity stick. I bet you don’t see Nelly in that photo, too.

  41. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
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    She actually looks good when she makes an effort. Glad to see she’s not covered in shitty tattoos like other female “rock” singers.

  42. Taylor Momsen Cleavage Legs Samantha Thavasa Handbags
    Cock Dr
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    That raccoon has a damned nice handbag.

  43. Bill Clinton Obama Campaign Rally
    meeps!
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    “I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. “

  44. Anthony Edwards Snook, Ethan Hawke Day Of Giving Telethon
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    Well done Snooki. It’s about time you did something useful.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Cellulite Yoga Pants
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    I just discovered a new phrase…”aggressive cellulite”

  46. Britney Spears X Factor Finalists Party
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    I had the same reaction when I heard Bertney Spears was going to judge someone else’s singing.

  47. Tommy Davidson
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    Vertical Stripes 0, Sweet phat ass 1.

  48. Jim Sturgess Perv Moustache Electric Slide Set
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    Wow.

  49. Corey Feldman Excelina Ordonez Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    This photograph is flawless.

  50. Khloe Kardashian Legs Tight Minidress X Factor Finalists Party
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’d say the Marshmallow Man formerly known as Britney Spears still looks better than Khloe and Demi Lovato.

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