The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition

December 21st, 2012 // 235 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition, which I really have no reason for naming it so, considering the Earth has yet to implode or at the very least swallow these two into a crevice. But since there’s still a few hours of east coast time for this all to go down, you might as well spend them doing something really important. For example, you could hump your Christmas tree, or send up a Gerard Butler flare, maybe finally come out to a close buddy, or hey, it’s the end of the world, fuck it, just let your moobs fly! However you decide to do it, it’s been a true pleasure.

Here’s to you, kids,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
    Crosby
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    “Who wants to smoke this jay I found in the women’s bathroom?”

  2. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Vlad
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    Those are zippers on their foreheads…ALIENS!

  3. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    “I don’t always have cocktails in Manhattan, but when I do… I choose Paint thinner and sugar water.”

  4. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    CanadiaDan
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    Did you know that Bai Ling is Chinese for Paz De La Heurta?

  5. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
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    Hmmm…these guys sure seem to be hanging out a lot. Makes one wonder…

  6. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    “You can smoke these damn pens all night and won’t catch a buzz. But they’re really good to write with on the sign-up sheet at AA meetings.”

  7. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    In an attempt to improve his English pronunciation, Arnold Schwarzenegger had the right side of his mouth sewn shut. Apparently it failed because he was heard asking directions to “Da choppah.”

  8. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    “Don’t climb up there, Bai Ling. You don’t really want to be the Angel on the top of the tree, do you? Cuz you know where you’ll have to stick the top branch?”

  9. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
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    She looks dynamite. Tits sagging a bit? Hell, she’s 34 years old, and that happens to natural breasts!

  10. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/22/give-a-fuck-o-meter-340_263.jpg[/img]

  11. Cheryl Burke
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    She looks pretty dorky in this photo, but Google.Image shows her as being pretty cute. A bit on the chunky side, but definitely doable.

  12. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    “Excuse me, Ms. Witherspoon, I didn’t mean to use up some of your oxygen.”

  13. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Yoga Pants
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    She sure looks good. Just like she did yesterday, and the day before that and the day before that, and the day before that, and…

  14. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
    journalschism
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    What’s Thetan for, “Did you just get banged in that dress?”

  15. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    Who the hell is this guy?

  16. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Raoul
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    So, 1980s parties are a thing now?

  17. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    tlmck
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    “‘Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.”

  18. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    tlmck
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    I imagine there were a lot of air kisses after this photo.

  19. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    tlmck
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    Based on her and Pam Anderson, I guess HepC does grow boobs.

  20. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    JonnyHildo
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    “Ohhhhh..who sits on th bed , and helps me pitch a tent…SPONGETHIGHS SQUAREBOOBS!!”

  21. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Courtkney
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    I thought that was fat Mac in the thumbnail.

  22. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Walliams is a comedian from the UK. He used to be pretty funny, haven’t heard much about him in about 10 years, though…

  23. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
    Pine Table Fever
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    I always wondered what Jet Girl did with her free time.

  24. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    Pff
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    this guy is hilarious. Little Britain is the most entertaining show on Earth.

  25. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
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    NOW DATS HOTT! ;-)

  26. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
    Martina
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    She’s so good looking … why did she trade down and marry Tom?

  27. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    Martina
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    So, the Haz Mat Team was not alerted?

  28. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    Martina
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    and she is famous for doing … whom?

  29. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    Martina
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    Oh my …. who wouldn’t want to do that ass?

  30. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
    LadyLynna
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    “Don’t worry Russ. I’m sure there are some chubby chasers in the crowd that came to see you…”

  31. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    LadyLynna
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    Denis Rodman is looking good.

  32. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    Slutz on mah nutz
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    Looks like Santa lost a smelf.

  33. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
    hal85
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    This woman’s so boring – don’t know how she’s been so successful.

  34. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    Jerkposter
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    The Bai Ling Special. Sucky Fucky, 2 for 1.

  35. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    Meat Flaps
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    Shes so gross

  36. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    Urbanspaceman
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    In the play Maggie the Cat found out that she married gay man. Sounds like the old life imitates art story here.

  37. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
    Shecky Amsterdam
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    You kids are trying too hard. your jokes stink. take a break, for god’s sake…

  38. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
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    Oh, yea, thanks mom. This is MUCH better than Lego Land.

  39. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
    amir
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    I think I’m still hot, but I’m not sure… married to a suspect man, for too many years, had baby, not sure about fashion sense, ‘hey guys…any takers?, I’ve got money!”

  40. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    rj
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    I bet her accent was just as good as it was in the Boleyn movie!

  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Skink
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    Now his true colors are showing! NAZI

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Tastes like Lemon Pledge.

  43. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    betty
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    harsh.

  44. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
    betty
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    hardcore.

  45. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    betty
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    hump a stump why don’t you.

  46. Zac Efron Eating Apple Are We Officially Dating Set
    betty
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    look at that guy eyeing his cornbread.

  47. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    betty
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    what a disaster. this chick stinks.

  48. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    betty
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    these two are dicks.

  49. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    betty
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    poor thing, can’t even shop for panties. how annoying would that be?

  50. Cheryl Burke
    Kat
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    Like you would have a chance vitobonespur.

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