Welcome to The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition, which I really have no reason for naming it so, considering the Earth has yet to implode or at the very least swallow these two into a crevice. But since there’s still a few hours of east coast time for this all to go down, you might as well spend them doing something really important. For example, you could hump your Christmas tree, or send up a Gerard Butler flare, maybe finally come out to a close buddy, or hey, it’s the end of the world, fuck it, just let your moobs fly! However you decide to do it, it’s been a true pleasure.
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“Who wants to smoke this jay I found in the women’s bathroom?”
Those are zippers on their foreheads…ALIENS!
“I don’t always have cocktails in Manhattan, but when I do… I choose Paint thinner and sugar water.”
Did you know that Bai Ling is Chinese for Paz De La Heurta?
That’s perfect. :D
THIS!
Brilliant!
Hmmm…these guys sure seem to be hanging out a lot. Makes one wonder…
“You can smoke these damn pens all night and won’t catch a buzz. But they’re really good to write with on the sign-up sheet at AA meetings.”
In an attempt to improve his English pronunciation, Arnold Schwarzenegger had the right side of his mouth sewn shut. Apparently it failed because he was heard asking directions to “Da choppah.”
“Don’t climb up there, Bai Ling. You don’t really want to be the Angel on the top of the tree, do you? Cuz you know where you’ll have to stick the top branch?”
She looks dynamite. Tits sagging a bit? Hell, she’s 34 years old, and that happens to natural breasts!
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She looks pretty dorky in this photo, but Google.Image shows her as being pretty cute. A bit on the chunky side, but definitely doable.
chunky? you’re retarded, right?
“Excuse me, Ms. Witherspoon, I didn’t mean to use up some of your oxygen.”
She sure looks good. Just like she did yesterday, and the day before that and the day before that, and the day before that, and…
What’s Thetan for, “Did you just get banged in that dress?”
Who the hell is this guy?
So, 1980s parties are a thing now?
“‘Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn.”
I imagine there were a lot of air kisses after this photo.
Based on her and Pam Anderson, I guess HepC does grow boobs.
“Ohhhhh..who sits on th bed , and helps me pitch a tent…SPONGETHIGHS SQUAREBOOBS!!”
I thought that was fat Mac in the thumbnail.
Walliams is a comedian from the UK. He used to be pretty funny, haven’t heard much about him in about 10 years, though…
I always wondered what Jet Girl did with her free time.
this guy is hilarious. Little Britain is the most entertaining show on Earth.
NOW DATS HOTT! ;-)
She’s so good looking … why did she trade down and marry Tom?
So, the Haz Mat Team was not alerted?
and she is famous for doing … whom?
Oh my …. who wouldn’t want to do that ass?
“Don’t worry Russ. I’m sure there are some chubby chasers in the crowd that came to see you…”
Denis Rodman is looking good.
Looks like Santa lost a smelf.
This woman’s so boring – don’t know how she’s been so successful.
The Bai Ling Special. Sucky Fucky, 2 for 1.
Shes so gross
In the play Maggie the Cat found out that she married gay man. Sounds like the old life imitates art story here.
You kids are trying too hard. your jokes stink. take a break, for god’s sake…
Oh, yea, thanks mom. This is MUCH better than Lego Land.
I think I’m still hot, but I’m not sure… married to a suspect man, for too many years, had baby, not sure about fashion sense, ‘hey guys…any takers?, I’ve got money!”
I bet her accent was just as good as it was in the Boleyn movie!
Now his true colors are showing! NAZI
Tastes like Lemon Pledge.
harsh.
hardcore.
hump a stump why don’t you.
look at that guy eyeing his cornbread.
what a disaster. this chick stinks.
these two are dicks.
poor thing, can’t even shop for panties. how annoying would that be?
Like you would have a chance vitobonespur.