The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition

December 21st, 2012 // 235 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition, which I really have no reason for naming it so, considering the Earth has yet to implode or at the very least swallow these two into a crevice. But since there’s still a few hours of east coast time for this all to go down, you might as well spend them doing something really important. For example, you could hump your Christmas tree, or send up a Gerard Butler flare, maybe finally come out to a close buddy, or hey, it’s the end of the world, fuck it, just let your moobs fly! However you decide to do it, it’s been a true pleasure.

Here’s to you, kids,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    Jman
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    You best have protection following you when wearing awesome headphones like those.

  2. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
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    The girl and boys are interchangeable. They switch places every week.

  3. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    Someone Else
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    Zoolander has Blue Steel, Reece has bitch face.

  4. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
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    Yeah, I’ve got man boobs, and I’m fucking Carmen Electra. Jealous?”

  5. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    I haven’t seen that look on her face since “Freeway” and things did not end well for the person on the receiving end of that look.

  6. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Yoga Pants
    Alison
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    At first I was like, “Oh, pants…” then I was like “Oh, ‘pants’.”

  7. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    bigalkie
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    Fuck all Y’all. Guess what I’m having for dessert?

  8. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    bigalkie
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    The Petrie Dish Kids!

  9. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    You can always tell the replicants by the small flaw on their forehead.

  10. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
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    Why are you pretending to be a bald man?
    Why are YOU pretending to be a straight man?

  11. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
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    Well, I guess SOMEONE is going to have to take over the character for Neil Patrick Harris on “How I Met Your Mother” one day. Might as well start grooming him for it now!

  12. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    Uh, Mel. We wrapped this movie about 10 years ago. And you can put away the sharpie, 10 years ago was also the last time anybody wanted your autograph.

  13. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    “Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree,”
    “Me love you long time, Christmas Tree.”

  14. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    Edvard Munch
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    Looking pretty hot.

  15. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    zomgbie
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    no problemo. dickwad.

  16. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
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    Wow! That photographer was REALLY lucky to snap a picture of Jaden looking like a douche!

  17. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
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    Was Russel Crowe singing on the X-Factor finale too?

  18. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
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    This reminds me of when I was a kid and my mom used to pamper me by not beating me.

  19. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    “… or I’ll burn this movie set down and piss out the ashes.”

  20. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    “No no no! I said ornamental, not Oriental! Geez!”

  21. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
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    Sadly, no one told her that the show was actually inside the building.

  22. Zac Efron Eating Apple Are We Officially Dating Set
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    In every photo like this, there’s a black guy in the background, saying it all with his eyes.

    /rubberstamp

  23. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
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    “Okay… one… two… say cheese!

    Thanks, kids! Thanks, Bitchtits!”

  24. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    tidbit
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    Time to deliver the Yule Log.

  25. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Damn! He has both balls in there. King of the teabag.

  26. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
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    This is where she finds the aborted fetuses to use in her special dumplings.

  27. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Motorboat Captain
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    Rob McElhenney’s really let himself go this season.

  28. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
    EZ-B
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    “Hey Russ, where’s YOUR beard?”
    “Uh, I always shave for the premieres, Hugh.”

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    EZ-B
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    “Ivonically, dis tyme eht ahctually MIGHT be a toomah.”

  30. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    Billie Ray looks more like a redneck 007.
    “They call me Pond.Cement Pond”

  31. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    Mike701
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    Kid Rock never should have had the sex change.

  32. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    crafty sea urchin
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    Eeeeuuuwwww, wish I hadn’t clicked that thumbnail.

  33. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    “This could be the pen that signs the pre-nup, beautiful. Whaddya say?”

  34. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    God help us if that tree ever becomes toothpicks or tissues.

  35. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
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    Putting a bow on the yule log you left on the seat doesn’t get you off the hook, lady.

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    It appears this was maid to his liking.

  37. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    A reclusive Robert Goulet makes a rare appearance at the ‘Chicago’ Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration in New York City, which is apparently held in Aunt Edna’s basement.

  38. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    I’m sure whoever took this picture was molested shortly afterwards.

  39. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    “These aren’t chin warmers?”

  40. Claudia Romani Butt Thong See Through Yoga Pants
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    If I only had 6 months to live, it’d totally be worth getting chlamydia to hit that.

  41. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    Well, I guess if you are going to raise a dike you should hang out with them to see what they are like.

  42. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    “Any fucker that asks for an autograph, is going to get this grey sharpie shoved straight up their arrz!” Now where’s the gin?

  43. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    Damn Tree Huggers! We can’t give Christmas trees away around here. They climb out, then they are in your house, looking through all your shit.

  44. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
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    Damn outhouse huggers.

  45. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Now he’s looking for a place to spit that shit out. Be watching your pockets.

  46. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
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    She chewed on Winehouse’s corpse, and now it’s bleeding though.

  47. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    Don’t waste your time, Carnivorous Tree… you’ll just be hungry again in an hour.

  48. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    seriouslynow
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    This is why I couldn’t be famous, not because I’m ugly and have no talent; which is true, but because if the paparazzi followed me around like this I would be matching Lindsay Lohan for court appearances.

  49. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    hoo ha
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    kill it with fire!

  50. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
    seriouslynow
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    I bet homeboy on the left told everyone he was hitting the gym. Cat’s out the bag, son.

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