The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition

December 21st, 2012 // 235 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition, which I really have no reason for naming it so, considering the Earth has yet to implode or at the very least swallow these two into a crevice. But since there’s still a few hours of east coast time for this all to go down, you might as well spend them doing something really important. For example, you could hump your Christmas tree, or send up a Gerard Butler flare, maybe finally come out to a close buddy, or hey, it’s the end of the world, fuck it, just let your moobs fly! However you decide to do it, it’s been a true pleasure.

Here’s to you, kids,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    B&WM.nstrl
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    Pointless scribbling, blurry pictures and being made a fool of by silicon. She’s like a newspaper on holidays

  2. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
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    I’m going to beat your gay, pretty face with this microphone if you don’t move your hand and stop singing to me.

  3. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Hugh Jazz
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    The name? Trash. White Trash. I prefer my moonshine shaken, not stirred.

  4. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    Got her nipples stuck in the sap.

  5. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
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    Isn’t the guy on the left kinda old to be her son?

  6. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
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    Those tits are sagging entirely too much for such a young woman. I blame Scientology and a lack of sex for the last 7+ years.

  7. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Contusion
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    Who? Who? Who?

  8. Cheryl Burke
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    She’s a bit of an odd duck looking girl, but I would still tear that ass up.

  9. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
    Contusion
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    The Two Stooges

  10. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
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    Pictured: All six prostitutes Simon hired that evening.

  11. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    Contusion
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    Jackie Stallone got her haircut?

  12. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
    Contusion
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    Does this count as a “see-through?”

  13. David Walliams Lara Stone Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    No idea who this is, but I would love to nuzzle up to her milk factories.

  14. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    Jada Smith
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    I can never tell which one the girl is…..

  15. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
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    He really needs to invest in a decent bra. If he keeps letting them hang like that, he’s going to end up with some wicked back problems.

  16. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    Yeesh.

  17. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
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    What is it with talentless pieces of glorified eye-candy and doing plays? Trying to prove how totally awful they are?

    • Yeah, it’s not like she won a Tony Award when she was on Broadway two years ago—oh wait, no, she did win a Tony two years ago.

      “Oh, they just gave her a Tony because she’s a movie star!”

      Yeahhh, no. The Tonys don’t give awards out to bad actresses just because they’re famous.

  18. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
    Cock Dr
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    I sense that he actually wants us all to see those moobs, and that’s just another reason to hate his guts.

  19. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
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    The cat won’t be on the roof for long after seeing those tits.

  20. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
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    She’s so zoinked out she doesn’t notice the FREAKING SKELETON HAND ON HER HIP?

  21. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    And two nipples in a pear tree.

  22. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    He auditioning older women for Miley. She’s going through a “mature” woman phase.

  23. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
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    Get a room, would ya?

  24. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
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    Why is Kate Middleton in the audience?

  25. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
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    Looks like she’s decided she wants a gay son.

    • JustJoking

      Please explain to me how getting a pedicure determines sexual orientation (this ought to be good). And please cite peer reviewed cases and studies from accredited organizations to support your ideas and claims. Thanks!

      • Please provide peer reviewed documentation that you have a sense of humour.

      • Accredited Organization

        It’s a ridiculous assertion. A meta-analysis of multiple peer-reviewed gender studies journals finds that what turns you gay is being a joyless troll at websites based on celebrity parody.

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Geez, Hef, lay off the steroids.

  27. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    Reese Witherspoon’s kinky “Jim Toth as Naked Santa” fantasies have been uncovered.

  28. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
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    “Will these red panties make my chin look smaller?”
    No, but they could serve as a very useful distraction from it.

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    anonym
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    now he really looks like a retired Nazi soldier.

    That haircut hasn’t been seen on people other than kids.

  30. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    Hey look – if those car mirror hangie thingies work in my station wagon, a whole damn tree _should_ work on her hoo-haw.

  31. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    “When I tried to buy this pen, the heeb at the counter tried to Jew me on the price. I told him to go fuck himself, laid the money on the counter and walked away. At the door I turned around and said “Merry fucking, Christmas.”

  32. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
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    That’s not “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof”, it’s “Moist Pussy On A Grandma Quilt”

  33. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    With her being Asian I assume she’s packing a bush that just as big down there.

  34. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    Hey Look! Jenga!

  35. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
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    “…and then you bring the tip to your mouth like this… and geeeeeently start by kissing it.”

  36. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
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    I’d love to have some fun with her in that port-o-potty.

  37. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “Still better than Maria’s cooking. Not as good as the maid I knocked up though”

  38. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    “I’m pregnant!”

  39. Zac Efron Eating Apple Are We Officially Dating Set
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    “Out of the way , I have to spit!!”

  40. Zac Efron Eating Apple Are We Officially Dating Set
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    It’s the new snacking craze… Chips and lips.

  41. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
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    Tom Cruise ruined a perfectly hot young woman. Totally still would, though.

  42. Cheryl Burke
    tod
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    Doy Doy Doy ert ert ert

  43. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    I hope she doesn’t buy those undies. They look chin-tzy.

  44. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Johnny P!
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    Classy, uber-talented Jerry Orbach (R.I.P.) played the role of lawyer Billy Flynn in the original Broadway production of Chicago. Most people remember him as Det. Lennie Briscoe from the early Law & Order years.
    Now, with endless ‘revivals’ on Broadway, they have to get a ‘name’ to get bums in seats to make money.
    So, in comes father of Hannah Montana/ One-Hit-Wonder-Achy-Breaky Billy Ray C-Lister.
    I hope the theatre charged double for all the Wal-Mart asses that wouldn’t fit in one seat…

  45. Zac Efron Eating Apple Are We Officially Dating Set
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    That black guy looks surprisingly unsatisfied with the blowjob Zach just gave him.

  46. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
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    Thin wool shirt + some well-timed camera flashes + the right angle = too much sexy

  47. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
    Johnny P!
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    You’re never too young to learn how to not groom yourself…
    (oh please! We have people for that!)

    • “Samuel, stop scratching your weenie…I’ll call Consuelo in here to scratch it for you. I’m sure you’ll like that much better. Besides, that’s part of her job.”

  48. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    Johnny P!
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    Hey Bai… while I’m sure fucking you feels like kicking a hotdog down Main Street, I don’t think you can shoplift this tree by shoving it in your ‘secret wonton wrapper’.

  49. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Jman
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    No. Maybe. Not even with your

  50. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
    Jman
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    You sure this ain’t a screencap from Mulholland Drive?

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