Welcome to The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition, which I really have no reason for naming it so, considering the Earth has yet to implode or at the very least swallow these two into a crevice. But since there’s still a few hours of east coast time for this all to go down, you might as well spend them doing something really important. For example, you could hump your Christmas tree, or send up a Gerard Butler flare, maybe finally come out to a close buddy, or hey, it’s the end of the world, fuck it, just let your moobs fly! However you decide to do it, it’s been a true pleasure.
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what the fuck is on their foreheads?
Microphones.
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lizard dicks…so they can amplify the sounds coming out of there mouths
I thought that was the end of the string you pull to get them to talk.
Is this some sick version of “Guess which one MIGHT be a woman”?
dead on tom sizemore impression, crowe.
“So what if I wrote some number on that yid’s forearm… It’s a joke!!”
That’s the same look both his face and his nipple give to Ryan Seacrest…
Tree rape!
Billy Ray Cyrus looks like Fat Mac…
To be fair, he does haul around a garbage bag of burritos
Or Joey FatOne.
That’s who I thought it was!!
Looks like “Lot Lizards” had a big opening night.
“Hmmm…what give? Why no Gerard Butler in here?”
Damn it. I thought the same thing. Kudos.
Three women, eight tits.
Met-tot-sexual.
Leave it to Mel to find a vending machine that dispenses vodka in plastic bottles.
Tree herpes!
“I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”
Wrong Tennessee Williams play there, Frank. But you do get a cigar because that was oh, so close.
And the chin was angry that day my friends…
Clerk: “Granny panties are two aisles over, Ms. Witherspoon.”
this kid is simply out douching the competition
She’ll do just about anything if a camera is pointed her way.
Ah yes, Jodie Marsh. I loved her in that movie. And in that other movie. You now.
“I queef you a Merry Christmas!”
“Ven dey sed it vas a ‘jah-brecker’ dey veren’t kidding.”
Photogs have no shame man, LMFAO
That’s some bush.
Shopping for chin straps.
“I have always relied on the kindness of strangers I’ve blown”
Proof that if you have enough face lifts, your balls might end up in your mouth.
I can’t beat that one ;-) +1
Both of you above: right playwright, wrong play.
Yes, I knew that, but did Scarlett?
Octo Mom? Who’s watching your kids?
Pedibear Approves
clever
pedo
♪ “Unforgettable…that’s what you are…” ♪
Hmm, what’s a worse present? Bai Ling with a bow on? Or whatever gift someone left her in there? I’d go with Bai Ling.
Mitt Romney Bulked UP!!!!
Wait—what? He’s pictured yesterday on the set of the movie he made six years ago?
Is this because of the Mayan Apocalypse thing? Is there a picture coming up of Michael Moriarty in the Chrysler Building?
Fun Fact: That tree is only 3′ tall.
Couple of twats.
Marking her territory??
Self explanatory.
Most…..obnoxious……kids……ever.
One of the biggest threats to the natural world – The Forest Asian
Does everyone die, or just the hateful cunts? I didn’t read up properly on the Mayans.
You know there is a toilet in there because the little picture on the front shows a guy pooping.
That particular fetish is only for the very patient.
So who has bigger implants? Simon or Carmen?
“I don’t always suck but…oh wait. Yes, I do.”
Yo, buddy. Spare a condom?
There’s two of them? I thought there was only one, androgynous, obnoxious kid.
This is my Christmas card pic for next year.
Please put me on your list!
Kill them.
Moooooooooobs.
It’s a “BRO!”
IT’S A “MANSSIERE!”
Grandma?