The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition

December 21st, 2012 // 235 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed – Armageddon Edition, which I really have no reason for naming it so, considering the Earth has yet to implode or at the very least swallow these two into a crevice. But since there’s still a few hours of east coast time for this all to go down, you might as well spend them doing something really important. For example, you could hump your Christmas tree, or send up a Gerard Butler flare, maybe finally come out to a close buddy, or hey, it’s the end of the world, fuck it, just let your moobs fly! However you decide to do it, it’s been a true pleasure.

Here’s to you, kids,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    what the fuck is on their foreheads?

  2. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    Is this some sick version of “Guess which one MIGHT be a woman”?

  3. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    dead on tom sizemore impression, crowe.

  4. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    “So what if I wrote some number on that yid’s forearm… It’s a joke!!”

  5. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
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    That’s the same look both his face and his nipple give to Ryan Seacrest…

  6. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    Jade
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    Tree rape!

  7. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
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    Billy Ray Cyrus looks like Fat Mac…

  8. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    joe
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    Looks like “Lot Lizards” had a big opening night.

  9. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    Natty Ice
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    “Hmmm…what give? Why no Gerard Butler in here?”

  10. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
    joe
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    Three women, eight tits.

  11. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
    Frank Burns
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    Met-tot-sexual.

  12. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
    Frank Burns
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    Leave it to Mel to find a vending machine that dispenses vodka in plastic bottles.

  13. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Tree herpes!

  14. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    Frank Burns
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    “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.”

  15. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    And the chin was angry that day my friends…

  16. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    Frank Burns
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    Clerk: “Granny panties are two aisles over, Ms. Witherspoon.”

  17. Cheryl Burke
    Mr. Poop
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    this kid is simply out douching the competition

  18. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    Cock Dr
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    She’ll do just about anything if a camera is pointed her way.

  19. Jodie Marsh Bikini Tattoos
    Joj
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    Ah yes, Jodie Marsh. I loved her in that movie. And in that other movie. You now.

  20. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    Frank Burns
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    “I queef you a Merry Christmas!”

  21. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Ven dey sed it vas a ‘jah-brecker’ dey veren’t kidding.”

  22. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
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    Photogs have no shame man, LMFAO

  23. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    Oz Matters
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    That’s some bush.

  24. Reese Witherspoon Butt Tight Jeans
    1NDUN
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    Shopping for chin straps.

  25. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
    B&WMnstrl
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    “I have always relied on the kindness of strangers I’ve blown”

  26. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Oz Matters
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    Proof that if you have enough face lifts, your balls might end up in your mouth.

  27. Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
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    Both of you above: right playwright, wrong play.

  28. Cheryl Burke
    ThisWillHurt
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    Octo Mom? Who’s watching your kids?

  29. Naomi Watts Getting Pedicure With Son
    B&WMnstrl
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    Pedibear Approves

  30. Russell Crowe Hugh Jackman Les Miserables Sydney Premiere
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    ♪ “Unforgettable…that’s what you are…” ♪

  31. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    caley
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    Hmm, what’s a worse present? Bai Ling with a bow on? Or whatever gift someone left her in there? I’d go with Bai Ling.

  32. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    MGSC136
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    Mitt Romney Bulked UP!!!!

  33. Mel Gibson Apocalypto Screening
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    Wait—what? He’s pictured yesterday on the set of the movie he made six years ago?

    Is this because of the Mayan Apocalypse thing? Is there a picture coming up of Michael Moriarty in the Chrysler Building?

  34. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    Fun Fact: That tree is only 3′ tall.

  35. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    vandinz
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    Couple of twats.

  36. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    grobpilot
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    Marking her territory??

  37. Zac Efron Eating Apple Are We Officially Dating Set
    tlmck
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    Self explanatory.

  38. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    Arlene
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    Most…..obnoxious……kids……ever.

  39. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
    B&WMnstrl
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    One of the biggest threats to the natural world – The Forest Asian

  40. Does everyone die, or just the hateful cunts? I didn’t read up properly on the Mayans.

  41. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    1NDUN
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    You know there is a toilet in there because the little picture on the front shows a guy pooping.

  42. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Humping Christmas Tree
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    That particular fetish is only for the very patient.

  43. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
    Nannynannybooboo
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    So who has bigger implants? Simon or Carmen?

  44. Amy Spanger Billy Ray Cyrus Amra-Faye Wright Chicago Broadway Musical Record Breaking Performance Celebration
    Phoenix
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    “I don’t always suck but…oh wait. Yes, I do.”

  45. Zac Efron Eating Apple Are We Officially Dating Set
    1NDUN
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    Yo, buddy. Spare a condom?

  46. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    biff
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    There’s two of them? I thought there was only one, androgynous, obnoxious kid.

  47. Bai Ling Tight Pants Santa Hat Porta Potty
    HackSaw
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    This is my Christmas card pic for next year.

  48. Jaden Smith Willow Smith Stupid Clothes
    Phoenix
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    Kill them.

  49. Simon Cowell Man Boobs X Factor Season Finale After Party
    biff
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    Moooooooooobs.

  50. Katie Holmes Cleavage Late Show With David Letterman
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    Grandma?

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