The Crap We Missed – AMAs Edition
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is just the rest of the American Music Awards including Christina Milian’s vagina flash, Prince’s boner, Tove Lo — the nipple-less wonder, and Hailee Steinfeld who turned 18 the same year as Kylie Jenner, but nobody cared because her mother never legitimized sex trafficking and turned it into a brand for the E! network. Go ahead and tell me any part of that characterization is false. Except for the part where I said nobody cared when Hailee turned 18. I’m aware that a solid percentage of this site’s readership has a custom made advent calendar for that shit.
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