The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.20.11

April 20th, 2011 // 336 Comments

Welcome to the midweek The Crap We Missed and I often make jokes about signs of the Apocalypse, but this time I’m genuinely not fucking around: The Charlie Sheen Sex Doll – SOLD OUT. Because apparently there are women out there who fear their non-mangled vaginas are depriving them of sex with a violent drug addict, so they’re willing to settle for his vinyl form. We’re all gonna die.

Exhibit B: Wait until you see who’s still alive at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdialy, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Calista Flockhart
    Whip
    Commented on this photo:

    So the Sleestak’s have come out of hiding?

  2. Ricky Martin
    SonicAlligator
    Commented on this photo:

    As a homo and Chicagoan all I can say is: he must have come here to buy that outfit at Jackhammer. Make your own assumptions.

    And yeah, he went from barely closeted to leather-daddy in no-time flat.

  3. Fred Durst
    SonicAlligator
    Commented on this photo:

    So wait, Brittany Spears is fucking Fred Durst now? She certainly has a thing for dudes who look like they rock the shit out of the low-wage jobs…

  4. Calista Flockhart
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    I had no idea Indiana Jones was sleeping with one those Crystal Skulls …

  5. Michele Bachmann
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    If this batshit birther was born in America, I’ll take the Kenyan everytime, please.

  6. Fred Durst
    friendlyfires
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason, Fred Durst still can’t stop publicly demonstrating how he took Britney Spears’s virginity.

  7. Ricky Martin
    Tommy
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn i always knew Ricky was packin. That crotch is mouth waterin

  8. Fred Durst
    nonames
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe I ever lived in a world where this guy was relevant.

  9. 152-Scott Champion

    Charlie Sheen is old now, and but, has history tho.

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