Welcome to the midweek The Crap We Missed and I often make jokes about signs of the Apocalypse, but this time I’m genuinely not fucking around: The Charlie Sheen Sex Doll – SOLD OUT. Because apparently there are women out there who fear their non-mangled vaginas are depriving them of sex with a violent drug addict, so they’re willing to settle for his vinyl form. We’re all gonna die.
Exhibit B: Wait until you see who’s still alive at the end,
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So the Sleestak’s have come out of hiding?
As a homo and Chicagoan all I can say is: he must have come here to buy that outfit at Jackhammer. Make your own assumptions.
And yeah, he went from barely closeted to leather-daddy in no-time flat.
So wait, Brittany Spears is fucking Fred Durst now? She certainly has a thing for dudes who look like they rock the shit out of the low-wage jobs…
I had no idea Indiana Jones was sleeping with one those Crystal Skulls …
If this batshit birther was born in America, I’ll take the Kenyan everytime, please.
For some reason, Fred Durst still can’t stop publicly demonstrating how he took Britney Spears’s virginity.
Damn i always knew Ricky was packin. That crotch is mouth waterin
I can’t believe I ever lived in a world where this guy was relevant.
Charlie Sheen is old now, and but, has history tho.
It is not sold out… you can get it here-
http://fruitsofeden.com/prod_info.php?a=hwnovelties&pnum=CNVELD-PD3576-00