Welcome to the midweek The Crap We Missed and I often make jokes about signs of the Apocalypse, but this time I’m genuinely not fucking around: The Charlie Sheen Sex Doll – SOLD OUT. Because apparently there are women out there who fear their non-mangled vaginas are depriving them of sex with a violent drug addict, so they’re willing to settle for his vinyl form. We’re all gonna die.
Exhibit B: Wait until you see who’s still alive at the end,
- The Superficial
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I think he’s hot, always have. And yes I feel ashamed for it.
I wonder, if Josh Duhamel got run over and killed by that car, would Fergie would be a widow or a widower?
As far as I’m concerned people should be following Rachel Bilson around 24/7. I’ll buy the pictures. The OC was the best teen drama but this girl was the worst part of it and she hasn’t done anything since. How long are we going to keep paying attention.
The Blue Man is thinking, “Shit, I’m going to be seen on The Superficial with these asshats, aren’t I?”
Not pictured: Any actual food.
I’d be angry too if my name was Dwayne and I was in a movie called “The Tooth Fairy”.
Fat Jason Statham
The donut transporter
Those bags should have plenty of fiber to fill up on. That could be a months supply.
She looks like she has that crack-head itch
I’m amazed at how clean he keeps his hat, working in a pizzeria and all.
I see your true colors… shinin’ through….
He just didnt come out of the closet, he blew the fucker up.
She’s wearing my Mom’s New Year’s Eve outfit.
Two men with blue balls.
How can he simultaneously look hotter and gayer?
Exactly.
It’s brave of her to be out like that, being allergic to the sun and all..
i had no idea he was still alive. or that the paparazzi would care enough to take a picture.
Dont care how sliming black is, your fingers still look fat.
Which one plays the dad?
“See? I ate the first booger. Now watch as I eat another!”
He is so freaking hot…it do him…
Id do him hard
::distant radio being tuned in::
Wow that puling one out of obscurity.
This is the smile of pain, because the tight lacing on the pants is crushing her grooneys.
“So, the girls like Robert Pattinson now? I’ll give you Robert Pattinson…”
LOL
Really thought it was Brett Favre.
HAHAHAHAHA
you too?
Man, Michael McDonalds career really took off after Mad TV
Whoa, Macaulay Culkin’s looking bad.
Oh…and try denying paternity on THOSE faces!
He looks like he tried for the “James Dean” look…but wound up with the “Jared Leto” instead. My money says that’s where his career is headed too.
Love him, love everything about him…
Her shirt says “I was staked through the heart a bunch of times”…but her face says “I ate his head anyway”
Sounds like a great title for the next Black Eyed Peas single.
More than one cow died to make that outfit possible. Sad.
You’re right. That’s the hair from it’s hind quarters sitting on his head for sure.
This douche gets jobs?
What happened to GB :_(
Her agent said this would get her noticed…She doesn’t like to leave the house cause she still sees the dancing baby…
OMG…I never EVER thought I’d say this..BUT…it looks like it might ACTUALLY be a girl(and its smiling). You’re right, I think that IS a sign of impending doom!
Mrs. Harrison Ford
I’d let him throw ME around….IN BED…(sorry, eating chinese food)
Extreme anti-camel toe precautions.
Who is this? Looks like random homeless guy.
That look on his face and the hand gesture clearly can mean only one thing – he gave Renee Zellweger ‘the shocker’.
He did it wrong, then. It’s supposed to be two in the… oh, nevermind.
Marissa’s Zombie still walks the earth, even after she was killed and The O.C was cancelled because of her.
Look at those chicken legs. Reminds me of Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day off
Im in the Twin Cities, we call her Bat-Shit Bachman here. We were glad to get rid of her…but the dark forces are strong in her and she has been unleashed upon the world….sry
Yeah you are the same idiots who let that clown al franken become senator. So you really have no room to talk at all.
I’d buy one as a joke.
if hottie real dolls got mechanical, could anticipate your thoughts, stayed under say a hunnit bucks, lol maybe worth the giggle
Crackhead ex-wife and neglected twins sold separately.
He’s somehow evolving into Justin Beiber. I’m surprised those sneakers are not bezaddled.
Why did she bring an extra bag? Were the bags her loose skin folds are creating not enough?