The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.20.11

April 20th, 2011 // 336 Comments

Welcome to the midweek The Crap We Missed and I often make jokes about signs of the Apocalypse, but this time I’m genuinely not fucking around: The Charlie Sheen Sex Doll – SOLD OUT. Because apparently there are women out there who fear their non-mangled vaginas are depriving them of sex with a violent drug addict, so they’re willing to settle for his vinyl form. We’re all gonna die.

Exhibit B: Wait until you see who’s still alive at the end,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, INFdialy, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Zac Efron
    Jovy
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    I think he’s hot, always have. And yes I feel ashamed for it.

  2. Josh Duhamel
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    I wonder, if Josh Duhamel got run over and killed by that car, would Fergie would be a widow or a widower?

  3. Mischa Barton
    ri
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    As far as I’m concerned people should be following Rachel Bilson around 24/7. I’ll buy the pictures. The OC was the best teen drama but this girl was the worst part of it and she hasn’t done anything since. How long are we going to keep paying attention.

  4. Jude Law
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    The Blue Man is thinking, “Shit, I’m going to be seen on The Superficial with these asshats, aren’t I?”

  5. Calista Flockhart
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    Not pictured: Any actual food.

  6. The Rock
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    I’d be angry too if my name was Dwayne and I was in a movie called “The Tooth Fairy”.

  7. Fred Durst
    ri
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    Fat Jason Statham

  8. Calista Flockhart
    rovingardener
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    Those bags should have plenty of fiber to fill up on. That could be a months supply.

  9. Mischa Barton
    MrsWrong
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    She looks like she has that crack-head itch

  10. Fred Durst
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    I’m amazed at how clean he keeps his hat, working in a pizzeria and all.

  11. Ricky Martin
    MrsWrong
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    I see your true colors… shinin’ through….

  12. Ricky Martin
    Ismoss
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    He just didnt come out of the closet, he blew the fucker up.

  13. Mischa Barton
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s wearing my Mom’s New Year’s Eve outfit.

  14. Jude Law
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    Two men with blue balls.

  15. Ricky Martin
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    How can he simultaneously look hotter and gayer?

  16. Jessica Lowndes
    MrsWrong
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    It’s brave of her to be out like that, being allergic to the sun and all..

  17. Fred Durst
    tara
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    i had no idea he was still alive. or that the paparazzi would care enough to take a picture.

  18. Fergie
    Ismoss
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    Dont care how sliming black is, your fingers still look fat.

  19. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler
    dontlooknow
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    Which one plays the dad?

  20. The Rock
    Commented on this photo:

    “See? I ate the first booger. Now watch as I eat another!”

  21. Josh Duhamel
    MrsWrong
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    He is so freaking hot…it do him…

  22. Josh Duhamel
    MrsWrong
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    Id do him hard

  23. Michele Bachmann
    Commented on this photo:

    ::distant radio being tuned in::

  24. Calista Flockhart
    Ismoss
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    Wow that puling one out of obscurity.

  25. Samantha Ronson
    dontlooknow
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    This is the smile of pain, because the tight lacing on the pants is crushing her grooneys.

  26. Zac Efron
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    “So, the girls like Robert Pattinson now? I’ll give you Robert Pattinson…”

  27. Fred Durst
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    Really thought it was Brett Favre.

  28. Jude Law
    MrsWrong
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    Man, Michael McDonalds career really took off after Mad TV

  29. Samantha Ronson
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoa, Macaulay Culkin’s looking bad.

  30. Jude Law
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh…and try denying paternity on THOSE faces!

  31. Zac Efron
    MrsWrong
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    He looks like he tried for the “James Dean” look…but wound up with the “Jared Leto” instead. My money says that’s where his career is headed too.

  32. Craig Robinson
    MrsWrong
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    Love him, love everything about him…

  33. Fergie
    MrsWrong
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    Her shirt says “I was staked through the heart a bunch of times”…but her face says “I ate his head anyway”

  34. Ricky Martin
    Cock Dr
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    More than one cow died to make that outfit possible. Sad.

  35. Josh Duhamel
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This douche gets jobs?

  36. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler
    MrsWrong
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    What happened to GB :_(

  37. Calista Flockhart
    MrsWrong
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    Her agent said this would get her noticed…She doesn’t like to leave the house cause she still sees the dancing baby…

  38. Samantha Ronson
    MrsWrong
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    OMG…I never EVER thought I’d say this..BUT…it looks like it might ACTUALLY be a girl(and its smiling). You’re right, I think that IS a sign of impending doom!

  39. Calista Flockhart
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Mrs. Harrison Ford

  40. The Rock
    MrsWrong
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    I’d let him throw ME around….IN BED…(sorry, eating chinese food)

  41. Samantha Ronson
    Cock Dr
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    Extreme anti-camel toe precautions.

  42. Fred Durst
    Cock Dr
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    Who is this? Looks like random homeless guy.

  43. Fred Durst
    cheese schniz
    Commented on this photo:

    That look on his face and the hand gesture clearly can mean only one thing – he gave Renee Zellweger ‘the shocker’.

  44. Mischa Barton
    fiends
    Commented on this photo:

    Marissa’s Zombie still walks the earth, even after she was killed and The O.C was cancelled because of her.

  45. Josh Duhamel
    ri
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    Look at those chicken legs. Reminds me of Cameron from Ferris Bueller’s Day off

  46. Michele Bachmann
    MrsWrong
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    Im in the Twin Cities, we call her Bat-Shit Bachman here. We were glad to get rid of her…but the dark forces are strong in her and she has been unleashed upon the world….sry

    • Dude

      Yeah you are the same idiots who let that clown al franken become senator. So you really have no room to talk at all.

  47. Chicklette

    I’d buy one as a joke.

  48. Charlie Sheen Sex Doll
    youcandieNOW
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    Crackhead ex-wife and neglected twins sold separately.

  49. Josh Duhamel
    youcandieNOW
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    He’s somehow evolving into Justin Beiber. I’m surprised those sneakers are not bezaddled.

  50. Calista Flockhart
    Wotwot
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    Why did she bring an extra bag? Were the bags her loose skin folds are creating not enough?

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