Welcome to the midweek The Crap We Missed and I often make jokes about signs of the Apocalypse, but this time I’m genuinely not fucking around: The Charlie Sheen Sex Doll – SOLD OUT. Because apparently there are women out there who fear their non-mangled vaginas are depriving them of sex with a violent drug addict, so they’re willing to settle for his vinyl form. We’re all gonna die.
Exhibit B: Wait until you see who’s still alive at the end,
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The hands say “I’m a REAL American!” but the eyes say “I will eat the cock out of your cunt for some crystal meth.”
What does a male doll do to a women … I mean it can’t get hard …
Yeah right, like women are the target demographic. Every frat house in the country will own at least one.
She looks like she’s using all her brain power to hold that pose.
EVERYONE in this picture is thinking, “This dude is weird.”
Musta got him some good ternoont – that shit burns!
That look might get someone pregnant. Guys included.
Fergie tranny theory of the day: John Cryer trying to dress up as Denise Richards.
He’s trying to act like he enjoyed the movie. He can’t.
Fun Fact: The bite pressure of the North American Fergie is 54,000 PSI.
+1!
Life is like a box of choc-o-lates…
OMG, yes! He looks like the lovechild of Ben Affleck and Tom Hanks.
D: All I have is a $20, man. What can I get?
G: Well, it’s $50 for a tug and chug, but I suppose I could just give you a hando for $20.
Asian Slingblade sees what’s going on here.
+10
+1
Whatever went on in the El Rey Theater, it must have been traumatic to leave her looking that greasy and blotchy. Unless she look like that going in too, in which case…uh, skank?
Do you see the rock that the Rock is boogin’?
Hahaha
That ain’t just funny…that’s Fuckin’ Funny.
I Want To Believe!
I… I think that dude is dead.
That kid looks humiliated to be in a photo with a costumed douchebag and a guy with a blue face.
He’s got something lingering in his snot locker
“Dude, my ball hair and chin hair have the exact same texture! Seriously! Feel!
that dude is going to be pissed off that The Rock signed his iPad screen.
So apparently Demi Lovato was diagnoses with Bi-polar Disorder
did he died?
Interesting pattern on her shirt, I wonder how she got her cumshots to do that?
It took a lot of Black Eyed Peas to do that.
Yeah, being able to bukkake yourself is a whole new kind of wrong.
And black actors always wonder why they never win any Oscars
*gets some popcorn and waits* Nothing like a dull, insignificant racist to bring some entertainment to a thread like this.
Oh hey there! Thanks for waiting for me,I completely forgot we made plans last Tuesday for me to tell you what a moron you are today, you know what they say; Time flies when you’re a white supremacist!! Oh look and you made some popcorn-Fuck it’s cold, how long have you been waiting?
Now…Are you implying that blacks not winning Oscars bc they’re black? What a racist you are.*takes your cold popcorn and dumps it on your head*
I’m saying the solution to the concern of there not being enough acting roles for minorities (a valid point), is not writing/directing/producing/acting in 134 Madea Goes to the Dentist movies that everybody, including its own actors(pan to Craig Robinson’s face) thinks is a piece of shit.
Now stay with me, I feel like I’m losing you..Instead, they can put their talents to better use and make something that could actually be considered entertaining and thought provoking, not laughable and an embarassment to the black community.
This way when Oscar season rolls around and 50 cent’s Get Rich or Kill a Bitch Ass Ho while Robbing a Liquor Store doesn’t get nominated for Movie of the Year, there won’t be any disappointment and shouts at the TV going “Fucking white racist pigs, we got snubbed again!”
Or you know, you could keep playing the racist card and waiting for the next non-event to occur whatever works. Bring your popcorn and make sure it’s hot next time.
Ha-and I just realized Craig Robinson is in the Office and not this piece of fail
I love how hungarianprincess thinks she’s funny.
Matthew Perry heard there was going to be a Friends reunion
I guess in Scotland it’ a lot easier to masturbate in public, what with the kilts and all.
“My new plan to keep Lindsay away: NECROMANCY! Come Asian Zombie Slave!”
eww
Yeah, there really isn’t any way to make this funny. This is just sad.
Is Law & Order: Criminal Intent even still on? ‘Cuz Vincent D’Onofrio’s lost weight.
I diagnose her with meth and cocaine addiction as well as crap parents and Hollywood entitlement syndrome… but hey, I am a realist.
Funny thing about bi-polar diagnoses too. There are a LOT of hacks out there the diagnose this without REAL due diligence. If you wanna see someone in a REAL Manic phase, see the antics of Charlie Sheen of late…. I don’t think for two seconds that Demi Lovato OR CZ Jones are bi-polar. I think it is just a good way to offset personal responsibility.
Also, it distracts people from a far more important issue, Bi-Polar Bear Disorder. Call me old-fashioned but I think arctic fauna should pick one sexual orientation and stick with it.
Earth’s axis is a hermaphrodite?
Why amy why?
“It’s called the Double Dutch Rudder. It’s like jerking off together but not gay.”
Is that like the Double Dutch Bus?
Warning: may result in the production of droopy-eyed armless children.
She’s a leather-loving lesbian hipster. He’s a narcoleptic failed sumo gangster. Watch them redefine fashion together in Tongue and Tong.
Yay! +1
Shut ‘er down, Fish. You’ve got you’re winner right here.
Inspired
Hilarious artwork
she’s still hot no matter what.
I don’t know….he kind of reminds me of a gay Jim Carrey in this pic.
thats redundant
Awwww…. I think it’s a cute picture w/o the blue man ! His daughter is a real cutie !
So early 20-somethings are getting facelifts now?
LOL at Equinox ! too funny.
A turd is still a turd, even when covered in sequins.
My, my Fred, you’re aging nicely !!! He looks like a pedophile.
Sienna…why so blue?
Speaking of the apocalypse…
You may think he’s singing, but he’s really screaming “Ouch” from the crotch burn sweating in his leather pants gave him.
What animal died on his head? I thought gay men were supposed to have good taste and fashion sense?
Gay as a tangerine.
Gay as a French horn.
Gay as a Chinese finger bowl.
(I got a million of ‘em)
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. The gay part I mean. Your jokes suck.
Do any of the remaining 999,997 make any sense? Because these sure don’t.
How about:
Gay as cheese schniz.
Seems about right.
“Bitches in MY car? It’s less likely than you think.”
First look from the set of Taxi 2: Electric Boogaloo.
They forgot to list a feature on the box… every week you simply let a little more air out so that it continues to look like the man himself.
That little boy looks like a douche.