The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.16.11

November 16th, 2011 // 615 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring, um.. wow. I don’t even know why Photo Boy put other pictures in here. Seems surfurfurless.

Hurts.. head,

- The name of the site

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, GQ.com, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    cc
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    A flamingo shit on her head and they got it at just the right moment. How cool is that?

  2. Commented on this photo:

    Remember – wipe front to back!

  3. Commented on this photo:

    I guess that intense arm praying paid off.

  4. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    Snack pack
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    Unfortunately, I think there is a lot of wishful thinking in these posts. Whereas it seems some chix are willing to mutilate themselves through plastic surgery to sate their self-hatred, Brenda here accomplishes the same thing through inter-species dating.

  5. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
    cc
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    I am guessing she’s not going to get the J Woww pat down. She may get a trip to a homeless shelter though.

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    Maybe he’s checking to see where you stick the inflation needle.

  7. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    The living embodiment of boner prevention serum.

  8. Dave Grohl
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Somewhere a helicopter is missing its Jesus nut.

  9. cc
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    Don’t move. my thumb is stuck in your butt!

  10. cc
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    Yes, honey, I’ll be sure to mention the thumb buttfuck in confession.

  11. cc
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    What the caption doesn’t say is that the ball is on it’s way out already, not on it’s way in.

  12. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Real life Photoshop disaster

  13. cc
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    I am going to call him Spaulding.

  14. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    knotty
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    Looks like he’s got sushi in both hands.

  15. cc
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    The tit first hug…use it sparingly, and then only with hoes.

  16. Megan Fox
    Buddy the Elf
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    Looks like someone is trying to earn her way back into a Michael Bay flick.

  17. John Travolta Hair Piece
    andreabeth
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    Looks like he has a sea urchin on top of his head.

  18. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    Jen
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    “I shouldn’t of swallowed, Trace’s semen is 90% Wild Turkey”

  19. Dave Grohl
    Buddy the Elf
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    Serpico on the job.

  20. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    So I said ‘Make me look like an egghead’

  21. John Travolta Hair Piece
    Crankybitch
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    How did the world find out that Oprah, Stedman and I are gay? I thought it was a secret. BUMs me out!

  22. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    Jen
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    “Chaz! Chaz! look at me, is there a run in my stockings?”

  23. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    Buddy the Elf
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    Remember when Chaz was a chick and Richard was a dude?
    Or at least when Chaz was a chick?

  24. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    Buddy the Elf
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    Somewhere Hayden is realizing this might be the perfect guy for her. But who is it and how can she contact him?

    Oh good, thanks for wearing that hat, big guy.

  25. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    kimmykimkim
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    The fan shaped nail, or the Pauly D Hair shaped nail thing has got to go. They’re like itty bitty shovels, which would make sense if she were a cokehead, but she’s a drunk.

  26. Buddy the Elf
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    Two in the Pink,
    One in the Stink.

  27. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
    tom
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    Look who’s gonna get fucked by Charlie tonight !

  28. nick
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    FUMBLE!

  29. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
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    All you turds are missing the point: you can she her nipples.

    • TomFrank

      If the nipples are the first thing you noticed, and not the second or third…you just might be more normal than the rest of us.

  30. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    Ruth
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    I’m so sick and tired of this “undress” pose. Gag.

  31. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    NYCTim
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    I must be going, Father. I just found out I’m Prince William and want to go home and bang Kate before they fix it.

  32. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    NYCTim
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    No idea who this person is.

    • farting old man's wife

      She was the spoiled rich girl on a tv show called the Suite life of Zach and Cody! I don’t think she has done anything else other than Miley Cyrus’s brother.

  33. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    rospo
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    ‘now, considering I’m not wearing my condom ouyfit, wil I get pregnant while having a giant, violet spermatozoid landed on my head?”

  34. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    Snack pack
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    What’s that in his pants? A box of chocolates?

  35. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    NYCTim
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    Good to see one of them is still a woman.

  36. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
    celebutard
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    “Who the hell is Pedro Almodovar? I thought this was a tribute for Pablo Escobar – I mean, why else would I be here?”

  37. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    NYCTim
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    Shockingly, I almost got through all of these comments without one nipple reference. Bieber saved the day. She needs to put on a bra-ga.

  38. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
    Snack pack
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    Which one is this? Dumb, or Dumber?

  39. Vader
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    This is not an attractive broad. Playboy really does not have high standards anymore. All you need is bleach blonde hair and a set of cans.

  40. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    ...
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    Nice sweater…

  41. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    Take Me To Funky Town
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    She’s really an analog for Eric Cartman. Think about that for a moment. Even though he is a complete self absorbed asshole, If Eric Cartman were to disappear from South Park, the show would not be worth watching. Snookie is pretty much like that too. The rest of the cast members should be kissing her ass nine ways to Sunday. In spite of the fact that she may be the worst human being in the world, her weird charisma carries the show. The others are boring drones. If she were to leave the show, the ratings would tank and the show would be off air in no time.

  42. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
    Johnny Cochran's Tumor
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    Charlie’s doing a helluva job channeling Robert Evans…

  43. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Venom
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    I think she mistook him for Captain Jack Sparrow.

  44. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    hbw
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    I never thought that scissoring could be so gross.

  45. Khloe_is_a_sasquatch
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    I didn’t know Kim Basinger’s mom was a Playboy Playmate

  46. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Karl
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    ewwwwwwwwwwww

  47. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    hbw
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    So I guess a handjob is out of the question?

  48. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    Biff
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    I love it when they pose like this…so skinny I could break her in half….mmmmm yum.

  49. Johnny Cochran's Tumor
    Commented on this photo:

    Now they’ve both got the clap!

  50. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
    Uncle Phil
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    “That’s your pick-up line? It’s been a long time since you’ve talked to women that aren’t hookers huh?”

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