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| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
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Good Morning, Whoever The Hell Anais Zanotti Is In A Bikini, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Courtney Robertson Bikini Photos, And Other News |
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Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News |
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Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber |
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Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News |
Is that Kim Kardashian?
or one of her relatives?
[insert obligatory comment about balls between her legs here]
Prince Chuckles methinks…
He’s happy. He may not be able to touch them but he’s a lot closer to them and has a better view down the dress than any of us.
He got to touch them in “Despardo.”
Ah, memories.
That ‘d be “Desperado”. It’s the English bastardization of a Spanish word, so at least get it right.
Your “Despardo” would roughly translate as “Dis-Brown”… you sure you wanna go there?
Hey, hey, chicharone, I sell you my mule for 5 dollar!
“See, if we hook up then I can say, I’m winning and you say, I’m Winnick.”
Damn, I feel sorry for that bra.
Steven Tyler and his clone Erin Brady in Hawaii
Does Richard knit his own clothes while tripping on acid? That’s the only excuse I can think of.
Can you fit little nuts in this glass or that cup? Let’s call Jerry and see what he thinks.
The picture doesn’t show her puss or her boots.
“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille…”
That’s a helluva size difference.
How do you suppose they…..never mind.
She has a trick jaw that unhinges like a snake’s.
With great dexterity and aplomb!!
Apparently she’s waking up from a 2 year bender. That’s the only possible excuse.
You’d think GQ’s “Knockout of the Year” could have done the photoshoot at someplace that doesn’t look like “some guy I know who has a pool” house.
No shit, right? I swear I used to do heroin at that house in the ’90′s.
1. Kimmy, please tell me you weren’t doing heroin in your teens.
2. Kimmy, please tell me you weren’t doing heroin for real ever.
(That’s in order of importance, right?)
TomFrank, well its true, I did. But I never shot up though! (oh cuz that makes it sooo much more acceptable) But yeah, from about ’96 to ’98 I did. Then my parents finally threw my ass into INpatient treatment where I stayed for 11 long months. Since I know how you like your facts, google Plano Texas heroin 1990′s. Lots of kids died. Luckily I only had 2 friends that died. I think the kids who actually lived in Plano had it worse.
Looks like it’s becoming a game of touch football.
I don’t know about the football part, but it’s definitely a game of “touch”.
Hey Carlito… how’s it goin man?
Dear god…that is awful.
I think I’d rather fuck the women in the Chaz/Richard Simmons’ pic.
LGBT people have demonstrated they can live productive, healthy, loving lives – even married! – as members of society. And the sky never did fall in.
However, just like us straight people, they need their clowns too!
Seen here coming out of a risiculously small car are Bobo and Cookie!
well said
Macaulay Culkin must be hung like a horse to have been with her.
I’m hung like a horse… Well…. A sea horse….
Are those .. his initials tattooed on his arm? *facepalm*
My thoughts exactly.
Yeah, but he probably had that done TO him, in the joint. They like humiliating you, to take you down a peg.
even her fingernails are fat
Strong sunshine is not her friend.
she looks much better on VHS.
After he gets done with her her name isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be hoopz.
There’s something wrong with a man dating a woman who looks just like him…I’m not sure what, but it’s there.
Seinfeld’s covered it! They seem to have an episode for every peculiarity of life that no one else talks about.
I can never tell if her nipples are looking at me or not.
“Don’t make me hit you with my double-elbow of doom!”
(The second elbow is her thumb.)
Where did his eyes go!?
Ooooh, BEACH PARTY CREEP SHOW, my favorite surf horror movie. I love it when that evil quadrapalegic is made to surf, falls off, and as he drowns, the Crypt Keeper cackles “Surfs Up.” Where do they get this stuff?
JUST A REMINDER THIS BROAD’S AMBITION IS TO BECOME “A GLOBAL BRAND”
I HOPE SHE CATCHES ON FIRE
Elvis?!
HAHA, exactly what I was thinking… looks like the pic of Fat Elvis getting the DEA badge from Nixon.
Finally, over a century after the Titanic sank, Rose and Jack’s bloated carcass are reunited.
That’s a winner.
+1
LOL!!!
holy shit i’m in tears.
Damn she went to hell all in one shot.
He was able to attend the Quantas 91′s birthday because his son’s 21st birthday was canceled.
Oh don’t give me “too soon”, it was never going to be ok.
LOL!
He better be practicing his free throws with her vagina.
I get the feeling he misses more than just occasionally there, too.
I’m assuming a V8 Kompressor is what it took to squeeze her into those jeans.
Nice tits . . . oh shit. Stupid scroll bar.
He’s the voice of Piss in the next Kardashian video.
How often do you find a picture of a girl who became a guy coming face to face with a guy who wishes he was a girl? Really, how often?
You’ve never been to San Francisco, have you?
Or New York City?
Or Teh Innuhnetz?
Wait, the dude is the one with all the jewelry, the chick is the other one? I thought it was one of them Hawaii “domestic partnerships.”
Totally stole that from a Lava Lamp
Audition time!
about to say the same thing…
No need to worry bout the TSA singling her out.
“Bitch, just please get on the plane now. Don’t take those boots off… just go”
What the–?!?
Does he use her as a condom while banging Coco-sized women???
SO JESUS WEARS VELVET NOW???? UPGRADE!!!!
“can i get someone to loosen my hair!? my face is starting to hurt!”
After he rolls her down the bowling lane, she throws that football at whatever pins are left standing.
Gaga has been into Sarah Jessica Parker’s closet judging by that hat on her head….either that or she borrowed one of Princess Beatrice’s hats…
Mom said if I just held my mouth like this it would be over soon and I would get to be in movies… she never told me I would have to memorize lines and all the hard stuff.
…and you say the choirboys like the beard? The “flavor saver” you call it?