The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.16.11

November 16th, 2011 // 615 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring, um.. wow. I don’t even know why Photo Boy put other pictures in here. Seems surfurfurless.

Hurts.. head,

- The name of the site

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, GQ.com, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
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    Is that Kim Kardashian?

  2. SisterRay
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    [insert obligatory comment about balls between her legs here]

  3. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    Satan's bitch
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    Prince Chuckles methinks…

  4. Salma Hayek Antonio Benderas
    Cock Dr
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    He’s happy. He may not be able to touch them but he’s a lot closer to them and has a better view down the dress than any of us.

    • hmna

      He got to touch them in “Despardo.”

      Ah, memories.

      • That ‘d be “Desperado”. It’s the English bastardization of a Spanish word, so at least get it right.
        Your “Despardo” would roughly translate as “Dis-Brown”… you sure you wanna go there?

  5. Salma Hayek Antonio Benderas
    MRF
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    Hey, hey, chicharone, I sell you my mule for 5 dollar!

  6. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
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    “See, if we hook up then I can say, I’m winning and you say, I’m Winnick.”

  7. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Damn, I feel sorry for that bra.

  8. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    Steven Tyler and his clone Erin Brady in Hawaii

  9. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    Cock Dr
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    Does Richard knit his own clothes while tripping on acid? That’s the only excuse I can think of.

  10. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Can you fit little nuts in this glass or that cup? Let’s call Jerry and see what he thinks.

  11. Salma Hayek Antonio Benderas
    bdog821
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    The picture doesn’t show her puss or her boots.

  12. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
    Satan's bitch
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    “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille…”

  13. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a helluva size difference.
    How do you suppose they…..never mind.

  14. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Apparently she’s waking up from a 2 year bender. That’s the only possible excuse.

  15. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
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    You’d think GQ’s “Knockout of the Year” could have done the photoshoot at someplace that doesn’t look like “some guy I know who has a pool” house.

    • kimmykimkim

      No shit, right? I swear I used to do heroin at that house in the ’90′s.

      • TomFrank

        1. Kimmy, please tell me you weren’t doing heroin in your teens.
        2. Kimmy, please tell me you weren’t doing heroin for real ever.

        (That’s in order of importance, right?)

      • kimmykimkim

        TomFrank, well its true, I did. But I never shot up though! (oh cuz that makes it sooo much more acceptable) But yeah, from about ’96 to ’98 I did. Then my parents finally threw my ass into INpatient treatment where I stayed for 11 long months. Since I know how you like your facts, google Plano Texas heroin 1990′s. Lots of kids died. Luckily I only had 2 friends that died. I think the kids who actually lived in Plano had it worse.

  16. bdog821
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    Looks like it’s becoming a game of touch football.

  17. Dave Grohl
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hey Carlito… how’s it goin man?

  18. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
    Cock Dr
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    Dear god…that is awful.

  19. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    Johnny P!
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    LGBT people have demonstrated they can live productive, healthy, loving lives – even married! – as members of society. And the sky never did fall in.
    However, just like us straight people, they need their clowns too!
    Seen here coming out of a risiculously small car are Bobo and Cookie!

  20. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    Artimus
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    Macaulay Culkin must be hung like a horse to have been with her.

  21. Satan's bitch
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    Are those .. his initials tattooed on his arm? *facepalm*

  22. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
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    even her fingernails are fat

  23. Cock Dr
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    Strong sunshine is not her friend.

  24. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
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    After he gets done with her her name isn’t the only thing that’s gonna be hoopz.

  25. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    There’s something wrong with a man dating a woman who looks just like him…I’m not sure what, but it’s there.

    • anon

      Seinfeld’s covered it! They seem to have an episode for every peculiarity of life that no one else talks about.

  26. Ace
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    I can never tell if her nipples are looking at me or not.

  27. Megan Fox
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    “Don’t make me hit you with my double-elbow of doom!”

  28. John Travolta Hair Piece
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    Where did his eyes go!?

  29. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Nandomaniac
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    Ooooh, BEACH PARTY CREEP SHOW, my favorite surf horror movie. I love it when that evil quadrapalegic is made to surf, falls off, and as he drowns, the Crypt Keeper cackles “Surfs Up.” Where do they get this stuff?

  30. RONCO
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    JUST A REMINDER THIS BROAD’S AMBITION IS TO BECOME “A GLOBAL BRAND”

    I HOPE SHE CATCHES ON FIRE

  31. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
    Rebecca
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    Elvis?!

    • Rev. Leroy

      HAHA, exactly what I was thinking… looks like the pic of Fat Elvis getting the DEA badge from Nixon.

  32. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Hugh Jazz
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    Finally, over a century after the Titanic sank, Rose and Jack’s bloated carcass are reunited.

  33. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
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    Damn she went to hell all in one shot.

  34. John Travolta Hair Piece
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    He was able to attend the Quantas 91′s birthday because his son’s 21st birthday was canceled.

    Oh don’t give me “too soon”, it was never going to be ok.

  35. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    Truk
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    He better be practicing his free throws with her vagina.

  36. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
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    I’m assuming a V8 Kompressor is what it took to squeeze her into those jeans.

  37. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    it had to be said
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    Nice tits . . . oh shit. Stupid scroll bar.

  38. Salma Hayek Antonio Benderas
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He’s the voice of Piss in the next Kardashian video.

  39. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    The Critical Crassness
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    How often do you find a picture of a girl who became a guy coming face to face with a guy who wishes he was a girl? Really, how often?

  40. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    it had to be said
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    Wait, the dude is the one with all the jewelry, the chick is the other one? I thought it was one of them Hawaii “domestic partnerships.”

  41. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
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    Totally stole that from a Lava Lamp

  42. Megan Fox
    it had to be said
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    Audition time!

  43. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
    dontkillthemessenger
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    No need to worry bout the TSA singling her out.

    “Bitch, just please get on the plane now. Don’t take those boots off… just go”

  44. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    Johnny P!
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    What the–?!?
    Does he use her as a condom while banging Coco-sized women???

  45. Dave Grohl
    little turtle head
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    SO JESUS WEARS VELVET NOW???? UPGRADE!!!!

  46. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
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    “can i get someone to loosen my hair!? my face is starting to hurt!”

  47. Truk
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    After he rolls her down the bowling lane, she throws that football at whatever pins are left standing.

  48. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    The Critical Crassness
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    Gaga has been into Sarah Jessica Parker’s closet judging by that hat on her head….either that or she borrowed one of Princess Beatrice’s hats…

  49. Megan Fox
    RickyLong
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    Mom said if I just held my mouth like this it would be over soon and I would get to be in movies… she never told me I would have to memorize lines and all the hard stuff.

  50. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
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    …and you say the choirboys like the beard? The “flavor saver” you call it?

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