The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.16.11

November 16th, 2011 // 615 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring, um.. wow. I don’t even know why Photo Boy put other pictures in here. Seems surfurfurless.

Hurts.. head,

- The name of the site

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, GQ.com, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    Rebecca
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    Cher said it best “she’s a total Monet”

  2. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
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    Is that Snooki or Sandra Rimato from Property Virgins?

  3. John Travolta Hair Piece
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    He’s been stealing those hairs one by one from strangers.

  4. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
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    “So I crammed the coke inside the condom with the gerbil inside. Let me tell you something: You have never experienced stimulation like that of a coked out gerbil up your ass”

  5. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
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    “So I grabbed the tiger by the throat and squeezed out all it’s blood and that how I became the Adonis that stands before you now.”

  6. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    Cock Dr
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    She’s very cute, but I do feel an almost overwhelming urge to push her into the pool.
    Do her shoes each have little shoe superhero capes?

  7. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
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    I will never be able to watch “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” again…

  8. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
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    You know you’re over-the-top gay when Chaz Bono finds you exhausting.

  9. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    ComedySilliness
    Commented on this photo:

    Um, I think you mean Prince Charles.
    Off to the Tower for Photo Boy ..

  10. John Travolta Hair Piece
    Tom
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    AGRAH thats horrible !

  11. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
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    I would hit that and hit it hard. I would love to get her wet.

  12. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I didn’t forsee Mila being the hot one and Laura Prepon being… whatever that was in that picture the other day.

  13. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
    Hahahaha
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    wow, Prince William sure aged fast….must be married life

  14. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
    Cock Dr
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    She’s either brave, crazy or likes cocaine.

  15. John Travolta Hair Piece
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    Somehow I think the term “shit-eating grin” has a special meaning for him…

  16. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    Jim
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    For God’s sake somebody give her a cheeseburger!!

  17. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
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    Shot right before he palmed her head to move her out of the way of a bicyclist.

  18. Megan Fox
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    It’s not her first time anticipating a biggest blackest microphone.

  19. Charlie Sheen Katheryn Winnick
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The Velveteen Hobbit

  20. John Travolta Hair Piece
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    John Ravolta again??? The Thetans are aging the shit out of him.

  21. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Christina Aguilera needs to chill with the tanning.

  22. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
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    One of my favorite little asians looking sexy in those those shorts. I would love to get between those legs.

  23. Snooki Cleavage Book Signing
    Cock Dr
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    What man in his right mind would want those fingernails anywhere near his dick?

  24. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
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    “So uhmm listen. About this whole no extra-marital sex, think I could get a freebie? I mean, you’ve seen Camila right?”

  25. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
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    Hillary’s Duff sure got a lot BIGGER!

    • Her name always sounded like it belonged on a fat chick…and see? The universe moves one step closer to perfect entropy.

      (that was a science joke you cretins)

      • Snack pack

        Uh, huh? MFS, entropy is usually used to describe a system’s disorder, or randomness. Wouldn’t perfect entropy involve Duff changing her name to Petite or something?

      • Mike Hawk

        Hey Einstein, Hillary Duff is pregnant. Also, lame joke.

  26. Now I’m torn about whether I should peruse the rest of the pictures. This is veddy veddy nice!

  27. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    Tuppy
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    Indeed, what’s up with those shoes? They must have tiny little jet-ski packs on them or something…

  28. Salma Hayek Antonio Benderas
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    GATO CON BOTAS!!!!

    mujer hermosa con el gorila

  29. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
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    Meh, I would still do her, baby and all.

  30. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    He looks like a burn victim. Get well soon Steven!

  31. Brenda Song Love Child Sweatshirt
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    “Look, he roofied me ok? Are you happy now?”

  32. Steven Tyler Erin Brady Bikini
    dontkillthemessenger
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    What a whore. I mean money must be the only way she can sit so close to that without vomiting.

  33. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    Really?
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    Cheeseburger? Nah, I’ll give her a hot dog.

  34. Prince William Archbishop Rowan Williams
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    Gayest robe ever.

    • Buddy the Elf

      If we could only scroll down and see if he is sporting the untied, over-sized high tops we could confirm its Usher.

  35. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
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    “Is it your turn or mine to be on the receiving end?”

  36. Megan Fox
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She can only get usher work in Moscow. How the limited have fallen.

  37. Salma Hayek Antonio Benderas
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    Speaking through her smile: You touch my ass again and I’ll have all of Hollywood’s plastic surgeons ban your wife.

  38. Lady Gaga Sperm Hat Fascinator
    Suud
    Commented on this photo:

    Richard Simmons’ sperm looks fabulous.

  39. Hilary Duff Pregnant Stomach
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There are a lot of cute and flattering maternity clothes for sale out there.
    Just sayin’.

  40. Commented on this photo:

    “Hold still…Jesus this is like the third time my helmet has gotten lost in there.”

  41. Courtney Love Bra See Through Shirt
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    Tim Burton really needs to stop imagining his characters to life. Geez, what a dick…

  42. Mila Kunis Underwear GQ
    it had to be said
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    Mila, honey, your skirt has ridden up . . .

  43. Chaz Bono Richard Simmons Hug
    Tuppy
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    “Richard, Richard, the world can only stand so much weirdness in one place! Us standing together for too long, it’s like dividing by zero…”

  44. John Travolta Hair Piece
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    TYPO! Should read:
    “Qantas at a celebration of John Travolta’s 91st birthday in Sydney, Australia”"

  45. Chloe Sevigny Haircut Boots
    Dishhonor
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    What the hell is she doing to herself? Reading a “150 ways to be ugly” manual?

  46. Commented on this photo:

    Wow, gotta love this country. You can kill passengers while driving drunk and STILL date a playboy playmate. USA! USA! USA!

  47. Commented on this photo:

    Helmet…football…I bet she has an entire sporting goods store in there.

  48. John Travolta Hair Piece
    TeeP
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    This is my straight face.

  49. Shaquille ONeal Nicole Alexander
    Tuppy
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    He’s dating a hobbit?

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