The Crap We Missed – 1.27.12

January 27th, 2012 // 559 Comments

“Appears to be sewn-in… Uh, clean-up, aisle frog.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nick Nolte not giving a fuck so hard other people’s fucks are disintegrating before they themselves can be given, Vanessa Paradis trying to distract from her face in the worst way possible, Claire Danes getting banged by an Iron Chef and Superman‘s black now, so have fun adjusting to that one, racism, because he says his birth certificate’s up yo mama’s ass.

Up, up, and away, cracka,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. JoJo Cleavage
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Invisible Barney the Dinosaur

  2. Carey Hart
    The Pope
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    “Wait, which one of us is the celebrity and which is the paparazzi?”

    • Agree. I really couldn’t tell you which one of these is Corey Hart. (Oh—CArey Hart? Thanks.) But if I had to guess, I’d say the guy on the left is the paparazzo, since between the two of them, he looks like the one who can hold down an actual job.

  3. Armie Hammer Mugshot Marijuana Possession
    it had to be said
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    Wait, did they dress him in that or was a going to a Hamburgler party?

  4. Daniel Radcliffe
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    I think he just realized The Woman In Black is no woman…

  5. Cynthia Nixon Bald Head
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    Lex Luthor, out and proud.

  6. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Tight Jeans
    it had to be said
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    I wish I would have been saved by the bell from seeing this.

  7. Carey Hart
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    I guess neck tattoo’s make you feel taller…and less scrawny douche-baggy.

  8. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Screw everyone. I would fucking wreck anything Marilyn Manson didn’t already wreck on this chick.

  9. Diane Kruger
    it had to be said
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    I think that slip is just a little too small for her.

  10. Click Full Size

    The full size of this picture reveals Kermit’s penis.

  11. Carey Hart
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “I don’t care man, you’re still not coloured.”

  12. Cynthia Nixon Bald Head
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    Don’t look so smug Ripley. Getting voted homecoming queen of the Nostomo isn’t that big of an achievement.

  13. Georggia Salpa Cleavage Kermit
    Ur So Vein
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    Kids let’s goto the Muppet premier, or as they say in london the giant titty show.

  14. Nicolas Cage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s going to look so weird a hundred years from now

  15. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Tight Jeans
    Tommy
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    Vers-ACE!!

  16. Carey Hart
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    “Like what you see? Why don’t you take a picture-WAIT A MINUTE!”

  17. Leilani Dowding Bikini
    JesusCan'tHitACurveball
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    She’s got a good looking pit.

    And her dog is cute too.

  18. Carey Hart
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    “I only wear them at night.”

  19. Georggia Salpa Cleavage Kermit
    MarkM
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    Kermit: “Excuse me, Miss Salpa, but have you ever had a frog in your throat?”

  20. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
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    Not pictured: Stewie playing a tuba.

  21. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants
    JPC
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    Those are the exact same pants Megan Fox was wearing in a “Crap We Missed” post about a week ago……

  22. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    Holly Wood
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    She really deserves her own television show.

  23. Nick Nolte Robe Hat
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    “Go Go Gadget Liquor Store!”

  24. Nick Nolte Robe Hat
    Fuck it all away
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    It’s a gold bath robe because gold is so classy.

  25. Claire Danes Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman Of The Year
    The Pope
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    The secret ingredient is…PENIS!

  26. Cynthia Nixon Bald Head
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    I guess the only thing Lesbians know about how to look like a penis is that something is supposed to be purple.

  27. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly
    DeucePickle
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    Seen here shopping at Hollywood’s trendiest maternity store, Guts-n-Juggs.

  28. Vanessa Paradis Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Wait ’til Sid sees what kind of action they got him.

  29. Seal
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    Are those gaiters or spats? I’m weak on supplementary footwear.

  30. Georggia Salpa Cleavage Kermit
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    Five seconds later, from stage right: “HI-YAH!”

  31. Cynthia Nixon Bald Head
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    ♫♪♪…Two eyed, no haired, flying purple penis hater…♪♫♪

  32. Armie Hammer Mugshot Marijuana Possession
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    Just when I think these George Michael videos can’t get any gayer, he steps it up another notch.

  33. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Tight Jeans
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    Is she a Mom?, cuz she’s got a case of Mom-Ass.

  34. Cynthia Nixon Bald Head
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Is ‘skullish’ a word?

  35. Georggia Salpa Cleavage Kermit
    Adam
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    Finally, I don’t want to kill myself for being aroused.

  36. Jessica Chastain See Through Dress
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    I just wasted thirty seconds trying to clean my glasses.

  37. Jessica Chastain See Through Dress
    brit
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    is that four boobs or distorted ribcage?

  38. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Tight Jeans
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    She’s trying to gauge whether or not she’ll have to walk sideways through that door.

  39. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Tank Top
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    I haven’t seen her without a dick in her mouth in a long time (I’ve been watching her sex tape a lot).

  40. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Tight Jeans
    brit
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    Moreshowgirl than before

  41. Nicolas Cage
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    “Siri, take my photo with a douchebag”

  42. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants
    The Pope
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    There’s a guy that knows he’s married to a supermodel.

  43. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Tight Jeans
    brit
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    Showlessgirl?

  44. Orlando Bloom Purple Sweatpants
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Nolte would top that with a string vest. He’s no Nolte.

  45. Claire Danes Hasty Pudding Theatricals Woman Of The Year
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    Ol’ puddin’ seems to be taking his time…not hasty at all.

  46. Cynthia Nixon Bald Head
    Trep
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    Nosferatu.

  47. Elizabeth Berkley Butt Tight Jeans
    MisterSuccint
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    Did she win American Idol a few years ago?

  48. Nicolas Cage
    tbone mcgiggins
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    Why would Terrence Howard want to take a picture with Nic Cage?? Random…

  49. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    In a weird reversal of fortune, side action was advertised but not shown to the camera.

  50. Nick Nolte Robe Hat
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    “I’m wearing gold as a tribute to the Oscar. (Hint, hint, Academy.)”

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