The Crap We Missed – 1.27.12

“Appears to be sewn-in… Uh, clean-up, aisle frog.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Nick Nolte not giving a fuck so hard other people’s fucks are disintegrating before they themselves can be given, Vanessa Paradis trying to distract from her face in the worst way possible, Claire Danes getting banged by an Iron Chef and Superman’s black now, so have fun adjusting to that one, racism, because he says his birth certificate’s up yo mama’s ass.

Up, up, and away, cracka,

- The Superficial

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