The Crap We Missed – Thursday 4.12.12

April 12th, 2012 // 441 Comments

Welcome to The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear, and I say this as a huge fan, that John Malkovich shouldn’t be allowed to dress himself anymore. I mean, christ, Harry Dean Stanton is more put together and he’s been dead for 20 years. Also, Avril Lavigne is PREGNANT!! (I’m contractually obligated by Fish to do this weekly.), and the Hilton sisters denigrate a beloved cartoon.

Final Five isn’t Rita Rusic, but in case you wish it was (McBeef, I’m looking right at you),

- Photo Boy

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    electricgrl
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    You want Christmas card? Here’s your Christmas card.

  2. Marilyn Manson Taylor Momsen Revolver Golden Gods Awards
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    Um…which is which?

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    Cock Dr
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    I don’t think this is quite the right type of pussy the site’s menfolk are looking for.

  4. Chris Brown Hoodie
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    Wow, cameras are pretty fancy these days. His arm is barely blurred.

  5. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
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    You’d think she would stop humiliating Jason Alexander about his height after so many years, but oh well…

  6. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
    ktulu
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    Can I borrow your ketchup bottle?

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    Cock Dr
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    They were made for one another.
    Squeeze harder Mary!

  8. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
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    You’d think she would stop humiliating Jason Alexander about his height after so many years, but oh well…

  9. John Malkovich Pajama Pants Blazer Slippers
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    This is not a lack of fashion (or common) sense but rather an anti-kidnapping outfit considering he’s in Mexico…

  10. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
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    I hear an echo

  11. Harry Dean Stanton Disheveled Looking Clothes The Avengers
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    Is it bad when you make Keith Richards look healthy by comparison?

  12. Paris Hilton Cleavage Nicki Hilton Hello Kitty Twitter
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    Hello kitty, now go get yourself tested…

  13. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Dress Boots
    electricgrl
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    She looks like she smokeum’d peace pipe if you know what I mean.

  14. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
    EricLr
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    I bet that’s the last thing you see before you die.

  15. Jude Law
    Cock Dr
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    Needs Hair Club 4 Men ASAP

  16. Harry Dean Stanton Disheveled Looking Clothes The Avengers
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    AVENGE ME!!!!

  17. Marilyn Manson Taylor Momsen Revolver Golden Gods Awards
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    Is Brian Webber gonna have to choke a bitch?

  18. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
    Deacon Jones
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    “Just what we need, a Druish princess!”

  19. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
    GrandDragon
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    Face looks like a relief map of Mars. Look, I see Olympus Mons!

  20. John Malkovich Pajama Pants Blazer Slippers
    EricLr
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    Shit! Stacy, grandpa went out in his pajama bottoms again! Could you tell the people at the home to check him before he goes out next time, for crying out loud?

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    I think the last person I want to be right now is John Malkovich.

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Dress Boots
    timetothink
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    Preparing for Coachella while wearing the height of Indian exploitation fashion.

  23. Chris Brown Hoodie
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    “I can’t help it she leaves the house without clothes. Why do you think I beat the shit out of her?”

  24. Audrina Patridge Tight Red Minidress The Avengers
    Cock Dr
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    Most elements of asymmetrical wonkiness covered; she looks good.

  25. Jessie J Tight Bodysuit Golden Microphone Cock Elle Women In Music
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    Kim K just gave her a disapproving microphone look…

  26. Harry Dean Stanton Disheveled Looking Clothes The Avengers
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    Holy shit, he looked better when the Alien came out of his stomach.

  27. Vanessa Hudgens Legs Short Dress Boots
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    Nice wig

  28. Marilyn Manson Taylor Momsen Revolver Golden Gods Awards
    EricLr
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    I would say that he’s become a joke. But “become” would imply change.

  29. Jude Law
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    “Call me tiny-dick ONE MORE TIME!!!”

  30. Avril Lavigne Pregnant Baby Bump
    Cock Dr
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    Baby bump or major beer & burrito binging?

  31. Ricky Martin Moustache Suspenders GMA
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    He’s a few barbers short of a quartet.

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    Johnny P!
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    It was done in the 70′s and 80′s.
    And done so much better.

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    Ugh, another Kuntrashiclone

  34. Marilyn Manson Taylor Momsen Revolver Golden Gods Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The picture dictionary now has new entries for the words loser, douche, poser, and herpes.

  35. Chris Brown Hoodie
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    His bodyguard is still disgusted by the smell of pussy farts…

  36. Marilyn Manson Taylor Momsen Revolver Golden Gods Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    You know he fucked her afterwards.

  37. Harry Dean Stanton Disheveled Looking Clothes The Avengers
    Cock Dr
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    *gasp of horror*

  38. Jessie J Tight Bodysuit Golden Microphone Cock Elle Women In Music
    Johnny P!
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    So, Jessie… what did you think of Fassbender in ‘Shameless’?

  39. Jude Law
    EricLr
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    And…and…I’m going to be SOMEBODY one day! And people are going to look up to me! You hear me?!? You hear me, mom?!?!? A SOMEBODY!!!

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    Matty
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    100 to 1 odds that he’s sober when they find him.

  41. Audrina Patridge Tight Red Minidress The Avengers
    EricLr
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    Was she the one who played drums?

  42. Chris Brown Hoodie
    Johnny P!
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    Chris Brown in glorious 3-D.
    Duck! He’s gonna bitch-slap ya!

  43. John Malkovich Pajama Pants Blazer Slippers
    Dick Hell
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    Ouch, Patrick Stewart looks like hell!

  44. Jessie J Tight Bodysuit Golden Microphone Cock Elle Women In Music
    Deacon Jones
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    Oh, fuck me, is this supposed to be the Katy perry of 2012 or something now?

    Music is dead. It’s been ass raped and kicked to the curb.

  45. Julia Louis-Dreyfus Cleavage Veep
    AAPL made me rich!
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    Laney!

  46. Rhea Durham Bikini
    DALESQ
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    maybe if he had stopped 911, his wife woulda been rewarded by the boob fairy….

  47. Audrina Patridge Tight Red Minidress The Avengers
    dontkillthemessenger
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    She looks damn good. And Lauren Conrad is a best selling author. And Kristen Cavallari is engaged to a NFL QB.

    Holy Shit… why do I know so much about these people? We need to bomb MTV.

  48. Chris Brown Hoodie
    EricLr
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    Hey man, don’t make me have my bodyguard beat you down while I run away screaming!! I’ll do it!

  49. Avril Lavigne Pregnant Baby Bump
    Johnny P!
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    Bieber’s been looking for his glasses everywhere.

  50. Paris Hilton Cleavage Nicki Hilton Hello Kitty Twitter
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    Hello Shitty!

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