Welcome to The Crap We Missed where it’s become clear, and I say this as a huge fan, that John Malkovich shouldn’t be allowed to dress himself anymore. I mean, christ, Harry Dean Stanton is more put together and he’s been dead for 20 years. Also, Avril Lavigne is PREGNANT!! (I’m contractually obligated by Fish to do this weekly.), and the Hilton sisters denigrate a beloved cartoon.
Final Five isn’t Rita Rusic, but in case you wish it was (McBeef, I’m looking right at you),
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You want Christmas card? Here’s your Christmas card.
That’s a winner right there…
It won’t let me like this comment! But I do.
“you don’t think I can put asses in the seats!?”
Um…which is which?
I don’t think this is quite the right type of pussy the site’s menfolk are looking for.
Wow, cameras are pretty fancy these days. His arm is barely blurred.
You’d think she would stop humiliating Jason Alexander about his height after so many years, but oh well…
what did you say?
Can I borrow your ketchup bottle?
They were made for one another.
Squeeze harder Mary!
Yes, please. Do the world a big favor.
You’d think she would stop humiliating Jason Alexander about his height after so many years, but oh well…
gotcha
This is not a lack of fashion (or common) sense but rather an anti-kidnapping outfit considering he’s in Mexico…
I hear an echo
Is it bad when you make Keith Richards look healthy by comparison?
Disclaimer: Much respect for Harry.
But man…
No, which is why the Stones keep Ron Wood around. The fact that Harry makes Ron Wood look healthy should probably be cause for concern.
Hello kitty, now go get yourself tested…
She looks like she smokeum’d peace pipe if you know what I mean.
So it makes me wonder, if I were to put “something” in her belly-button and hold a match over it while I sucked on her pussy, how high would I get?
I bet that’s the last thing you see before you die.
Needs Hair Club 4 Men ASAP
AVENGE ME!!!!
Is Brian Webber gonna have to choke a bitch?
“Just what we need, a Druish princess!”
Face looks like a relief map of Mars. Look, I see Olympus Mons!
Shit! Stacy, grandpa went out in his pajama bottoms again! Could you tell the people at the home to check him before he goes out next time, for crying out loud?
I think the last person I want to be right now is John Malkovich.
Then stay away from the 7 1/2 floor.
Preparing for Coachella while wearing the height of Indian exploitation fashion.
“I can’t help it she leaves the house without clothes. Why do you think I beat the shit out of her?”
Most elements of asymmetrical wonkiness covered; she looks good.
Can’t say for sure until I see the shoes.
Here you go, Cock D—hey! You’re not Cock Dr!
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Kim K just gave her a disapproving microphone look…
Holy shit, he looked better when the Alien came out of his stomach.
That was actually John Hurt, but whatever…
Nice wig
I would say that he’s become a joke. But “become” would imply change.
“Call me tiny-dick ONE MORE TIME!!!”
Baby bump or major beer & burrito binging?
food baby?
He’s a few barbers short of a quartet.
It was done in the 70′s and 80′s.
And done so much better.
Ugh, another Kuntrashiclone
She has nice legs.
The picture dictionary now has new entries for the words loser, douche, poser, and herpes.
His bodyguard is still disgusted by the smell of pussy farts…
You know he fucked her afterwards.
More like SHE did HIM with her mighty Rosie O’Donnell approved strap-on
*gasp of horror*
So, Jessie… what did you think of Fassbender in ‘Shameless’?
Shame, not Shameless.
And…and…I’m going to be SOMEBODY one day! And people are going to look up to me! You hear me?!? You hear me, mom?!?!? A SOMEBODY!!!
100 to 1 odds that he’s sober when they find him.
Was she the one who played drums?
Chris Brown in glorious 3-D.
Duck! He’s gonna bitch-slap ya!
Ouch, Patrick Stewart looks like hell!
Oh, fuck me, is this supposed to be the Katy perry of 2012 or something now?
Music is dead. It’s been ass raped and kicked to the curb.
Laney!
maybe if he had stopped 911, his wife woulda been rewarded by the boob fairy….
She looks damn good. And Lauren Conrad is a best selling author. And Kristen Cavallari is engaged to a NFL QB.
Holy Shit… why do I know so much about these people? We need to bomb MTV.
Well, in all honesty, Lauren made the better decisions out of the group.
Hey man, don’t make me have my bodyguard beat you down while I run away screaming!! I’ll do it!
Bieber’s been looking for his glasses everywhere.
Hello Shitty!