The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.4.11

May 4th, 2011 // 472 Comments

“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.”

Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed to end with a big old pair of boobies. Last two pics are for you.

Careful what you wish for,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM Images, Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. UnholyKrep

    “Relax, I’m merely a giant robot. Watch while I pull Gabrielle Union out to say hello.”

  2. UnholyKrep

    “And right in here is where I store what remains of my acting career.”

  3. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    CHICK FIGHT!!!!

  4. Quentin Tarantino
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Quentin Tarantino or jaunty snapping turtle- you decide.

  5. Fabio
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Now it appears Iggy Pop is abusing Steroids. Lust for life, indeed.

  6. Jennfier Lopez
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m a world famous multi-millionaire, but the joke is I only have thiiiiis much talent!”

  7. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Zombie Dom Deluise takes to the streets, searching for the antipasto of the undead.

  8. Corey Feldman
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Feldman chooses the drooping Something about Mary hair style for the evening. Paired with the neo-Mr. Rogers sweater, working up quite the douchetastic look.

  9. Zachary Quinto
    Jill_Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    I still don’t know who this guy is.

  10. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    So when did Demi Moore start dating a drifter?

  11. Eddie Murphy
    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s thinking “That’s one damn fine looking transvestite.”

  12. Duane Chapman
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Udderly preposterous.

  13. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Commented on this photo:

    Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go threw life son.

  14. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens
    Commented on this photo:

    Please kiss

  15. Shauna Sand
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure if that’s a picture or if she’s just frozen

  16. Burrito Supreme

    Excuse me while I whip this out.

  17. Duane Chapman
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The people who take the People of Walmart pics obbiously took a road trip.

  18. Corey Feldman
    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    obviously back on the junk.

  19. Duane Chapman
    choniesxxx
    Commented on this photo:

    cuz I’m proud to be an American…..
    I want to embrace individuality, diversity, do whatever the fuck you wantedness, but really? Really? Do they own mirrors?

  20. Zachary Quinto
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Spock became a hipster.

  21. Jesse James
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s a no brainer. My right hand is 100% better than my left hand. It’s a total vixen. If my right hand played pool in another man’s pocket, I’d still love it and forgive it.”

  22. Duane Chapman
    Double D
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I looking at two hideously masculine women or two grotesquely feminine men?

  23. Eddie Murphy
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘scuse me while I whip this out

  24. Fabio
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    The goose-in-the-face injury was worse than he let on

  25. Jennfier Lopez
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    notice she now only wears things that cover up the cottage cheese thighs?

  26. Steelerchick

    Just got blown by a Trannie

  27. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    she’s taking a picture of her face so she can tell him later what she really thinks of his look

  28. Fabio
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    I can’t believe it’s not butta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Jesse James
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Kat gave me the crabs…it burns! gotta scratch!

  30. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Who ate all the pies ????

  31. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    They’re just leaving the mandatory community service lecture Lindsey™ had to give, “How to Fuck Up Your Career Post Disney Style”

  32. Robert Pattinson
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Suckers!

  33. Shauna Sand
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    after so much plastic surgery, this is the only expression she can make

  34. Duane Chapman
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    I never knew he married Rosanne

  35. Jesse James
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the Vanilla Gorilla !!

  36. Shauna Sand
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like a blow up doll!! Her mouth is always ready to go.

  37. Duane Chapman
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought she got rid of those things!! Dog’s looking good!! NOT!!!!!!

  38. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Fletch
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, every one of the preceding comments should be listed as tops for the week. LMFAO

  39. Jennfier Lopez
    Commented on this photo:

    In my world, the most beautiful woman doesn’t have an ass the size of a VW Bug, and isn’t 40+ years old.

    This is a pretty easy point to make objectively: Put 41 year old J-old with her birth ruined vagina, stretch marks and flapjack boobs next to ANY of the current crop of 19 year old hollywood starlets…ask 100 guys which one they want to nail. Logically, they would choose the “most beautiful woman in the world” right? And yet we already know not one would choose Lopez over a teenage hottie.

  40. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like Kate cut a hole in the back of her “How To Lose A Guy” dress to fit her fat ass in. Is it just me or did this bitch go from 0 to buns-almost-done overnight?

  41. Corey Feldman
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sure Mr. Feldman, we’ll take your picture, but only if I can punch you in the stomach for wearing your hair like that.”

  42. Duane Chapman
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    They look like a Vegas magic show viewed through a funhouse mirror

  43. Jennfier Lopez
    mustard
    Commented on this photo:

    its good to see latoya jackson gaining weight finally.

  44. Fabio
    Commented on this photo:

    As attractive as he ever was.

  45. Shauna Sand
    Commented on this photo:

    She’d better not sneeze. Her face is likely to fly off.

  46. Zachary Quinto
    backlash
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s gay, right?

  47. Duane Chapman
    Wowa
    Commented on this photo:

    Her tits are the size of my bathroom.

  48. Rachel Hunter
    Kiwi
    Commented on this photo:

    As a New Zealander, I’m familiar with what her mother looks like. Rachel’s well on her way to being her clone.

  49. Duane Chapman
    JJ
    Commented on this photo:

    You know it’s bad when her foot cleavange outranks her chest cleavage

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