“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.”
Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed to end with a big old pair of boobies. Last two pics are for you.
Careful what you wish for,
- Photo Boy
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Photo: AKM Images, Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
Every time I see the preview for their movie, my testicles retract just a bit more.
never thought i would see anyone using kevin smith as their fashion template.
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
“fuck. i left my dick out again. my career’s so fucked i can’t afford a seventh child.”
I just had this really funny thought. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he was like riding a roller coaster and like a bird hit him in the face? I don’t know where my mind comes up with these things.
LOL! When that happened he didn’t have an “OMG, I’m covered in bird guts!” reaction, but rather he looked kind of like he does in that pic. Except with way more blood.
Drink goes in, tinkle goes out. Drink goes in, tinkle goes out.
2 vaginas touching = kate showing how NOT to get pregnant
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, meet Tweedle Bum.
I think it’s nice that Goodwin’s dildo matches her dress.
where is his neck? did he lose a few vertebrae?
charlie sheen ultra lite.
have you seen my teeth?
Yeah .. he’s loooked like an old man missing his top teeth doing that weird chewing thing since his 20s.
Randy Quaid is back in the U.S.? Looks like he lost a little weight in Canada, but he’s still got crazy in his eyes.
what Diana Ross would look like on Kim whoredashians ass
I’ve never seen the show, but is this guy like the dorky brother or something? Tell me this guy didn’t seriously get laid. I can practically hear his sweaty balls sticking to the side of his leg.
Who yelled feet? This is like yelling guns around Danny Glover.
Damn that chick is ugly as hell.
nah, its one of those credit card sized magnifying glasses with the little lights built in. you know, for when youre really old and cant read the check.
one sexy motherfucker.
I feel like someone needs to get her a bottom half of her body replacement. The top is great, the bottom has gone the way of all flesh when confronted with time and gravity.
Ever notice how old divorced couples start to look like one another? Now that she has Rod Stewart’s hair, perhaps he’s going to sprout some breasts.
didnt they kill osama over the weekend?
ron weasley on the set of part 2
jim caviezel. passion of the christ 2: sugar tits
Between his beard and her pubic thicket, oral has got to be an exercise in Velcro detachment.
goldie hawn called. she wants her jowls back
That’s so funny, retouching her labia where her lips should be. Well done!
She looks like she could well be hiding a penis.
and THIS is the sexiest man alive who grown women imagine having sex with while fucking their husbands? i’ll take jessie james anyday.
At first, I misread it as, “Duane Dog Chapman and his wife Urth.” Somehow it made more sense that way.
Thank you for that.
I would like to spend some time with those titties.
Which set?
Yep. The typical Yankees fan.
+1
His face reminds me of the old Joe Piscopo sketch, “I’m from Jersey.”
I don’t even know where to begin.
Imagine how much it costs these two to look so trashy.
The living proof that there’s a very thin line between “retarded” and “genius”.
There’s my little fuck doll ;-)
A-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!
I almost didn’t recognize him without his corncob pipe.
Team Jessie all the way baby!!
‘scuse me while I pretend I’m Hitler and hate fuck my neighbor.
It’s nice of Corey to volunteer to help out at the local paparazzi school, for their out-in-the-field project. That’s the only thing I can think of that would explain why two photographers are actually behind him, plus the one who took the shot.
Only in America folks!
my penis…..gonna put it on you………aahhhhhhhhhh
Doing the old, “heil penis” in his pocket there.
Just remember, they are the forbearers of the scourge that is Glee.
His face should host a show called “When Birds Attack: The Aftermath”.
Thanks for reminding me. I forgot to renew my subscription to Tiger Beat.
She’s using her phone for sun protection, otherwise her face would melt.
Damn, James Hetfield got fat!
Louie Anderson is looking kinda douchey lately.
Those chicks are busted! Who’s complaining about Shauna Sand now?