The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.4.11

May 4th, 2011 // 472 Comments

“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.”

Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed to end with a big old pair of boobies. Last two pics are for you.

Careful what you wish for,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM Images, Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
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    Every time I see the preview for their movie, my testicles retract just a bit more.

  2. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    zomgbie
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    never thought i would see anyone using kevin smith as their fashion template.

  3. Duane Chapman
    Choochoo
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    I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
    There they are all standing in a row
    Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
    Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
    That’s what the showman said

  4. Eddie Murphy
    ingen haagen daaz
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    “fuck. i left my dick out again. my career’s so fucked i can’t afford a seventh child.”

  5. Fabio
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    I just had this really funny thought. Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he was like riding a roller coaster and like a bird hit him in the face? I don’t know where my mind comes up with these things.

    • youcandieNOW

      LOL! When that happened he didn’t have an “OMG, I’m covered in bird guts!” reaction, but rather he looked kind of like he does in that pic. Except with way more blood.

  6. Eddie Murphy
    It had to be said
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    Drink goes in, tinkle goes out. Drink goes in, tinkle goes out.

  7. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    ingen haagen daaz
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    2 vaginas touching = kate showing how NOT to get pregnant

  8. Jennfier Lopez
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    Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, meet Tweedle Bum.

  9. Kate Hudson Ginnifer Goodwin
    It had to be said
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    I think it’s nice that Goodwin’s dildo matches her dress.

  10. Fabio
    ingen haagen daaz
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    where is his neck? did he lose a few vertebrae?

  11. Corey Feldman
    zomgbie
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    charlie sheen ultra lite.

  12. Quentin Tarantino
    adolf hitler
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    have you seen my teeth?

  13. Quentin Tarantino
    It had to be said
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    Randy Quaid is back in the U.S.? Looks like he lost a little weight in Canada, but he’s still got crazy in his eyes.

  14. Jennfier Lopez
    ingen haagen daaz
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    what Diana Ross would look like on Kim whoredashians ass

  15. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
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    I’ve never seen the show, but is this guy like the dorky brother or something? Tell me this guy didn’t seriously get laid. I can practically hear his sweaty balls sticking to the side of his leg.

  16. Eddie Murphy
    Method Roughing
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    Who yelled feet? This is like yelling guns around Danny Glover.

  17. Fabio
    It had to be said
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    Damn that chick is ugly as hell.

  18. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    adolf hitler
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    nah, its one of those credit card sized magnifying glasses with the little lights built in. you know, for when youre really old and cant read the check.

  19. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    ingen haagen daaz
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    one sexy motherfucker.

  20. Jennfier Lopez
    It had to be said
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    I feel like someone needs to get her a bottom half of her body replacement. The top is great, the bottom has gone the way of all flesh when confronted with time and gravity.

  21. Rachel Hunter
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    Ever notice how old divorced couples start to look like one another? Now that she has Rod Stewart’s hair, perhaps he’s going to sprout some breasts.

  22. Zachary Quinto
    ingen haagen daaz
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    didnt they kill osama over the weekend?

  23. Robert Pattinson
    adolf hitler
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    ron weasley on the set of part 2

  24. Zachary Quinto
    adolf hitler
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    jim caviezel. passion of the christ 2: sugar tits

  25. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
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    Between his beard and her pubic thicket, oral has got to be an exercise in Velcro detachment.

  26. Rachel Hunter
    ingen haagen daaz
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    goldie hawn called. she wants her jowls back

  27. Shauna Sand
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    That’s so funny, retouching her labia where her lips should be. Well done!

  28. Shauna Sand
    Sheppy
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    She looks like she could well be hiding a penis.

  29. Robert Pattinson
    ingen haagen daaz
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    and THIS is the sexiest man alive who grown women imagine having sex with while fucking their husbands? i’ll take jessie james anyday.

  30. Duane Chapman
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    At first, I misread it as, “Duane Dog Chapman and his wife Urth.” Somehow it made more sense that way.

  31. Duane Chapman
    It had to be said
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    I would like to spend some time with those titties.

  32. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Deacon Jones
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    Yep. The typical Yankees fan.

  33. Quentin Tarantino
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    His face reminds me of the old Joe Piscopo sketch, “I’m from Jersey.”

  34. Corey Feldman
    Deacon Jones
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    I don’t even know where to begin.

  35. Duane Chapman
    Bucky Barnes
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    Imagine how much it costs these two to look so trashy.

  36. Quentin Tarantino
    Asoto
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    The living proof that there’s a very thin line between “retarded” and “genius”.

  37. Shauna Sand
    Deacon Jones
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    There’s my little fuck doll ;-)

  38. Quentin Tarantino
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    A-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga!

  39. Jesse James
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    Team Jessie all the way baby!!

    ‘scuse me while I pretend I’m Hitler and hate fuck my neighbor.

  40. Corey Feldman
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    It’s nice of Corey to volunteer to help out at the local paparazzi school, for their out-in-the-field project. That’s the only thing I can think of that would explain why two photographers are actually behind him, plus the one who took the shot.

  41. Duane Chapman
    Deacon Jones
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    Only in America folks!

  42. jlover

    my penis…..gonna put it on you………aahhhhhhhhhh

  43. Jesse James
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    Doing the old, “heil penis” in his pocket there.

  44. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens
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    Just remember, they are the forbearers of the scourge that is Glee.

  45. Fabio
    Asoto
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    His face should host a show called “When Birds Attack: The Aftermath”.

  46. Robert Pattinson
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    Thanks for reminding me. I forgot to renew my subscription to Tiger Beat.

  47. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    Asoto
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    She’s using her phone for sun protection, otherwise her face would melt.

  48. Jesse James
    Asoto
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    Damn, James Hetfield got fat!

  49. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
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    Louie Anderson is looking kinda douchey lately.

  50. Duane Chapman
    youcandieNOW
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    Those chicks are busted! Who’s complaining about Shauna Sand now?

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