The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.4.11

May 4th, 2011 // 472 Comments

“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.”

Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed to end with a big old pair of boobies. Last two pics are for you.

Careful what you wish for,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: AKM Images, Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    SteveG
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    Are those a pack of Red Apples?

  2. Duane Chapman
    Hugh Jass
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    I like her affordable hooker muumuu

  3. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
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    why does everyone have to carry their fucking hand computer around? she can’t put it in her duffel bag!

  4. Donald Trump

    Eddie’s looking good for an old man. I’d let my wife spread for him.

  5. Eddie Murphy
    BigJim
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    *Tranny hooker not shown.

  6. Rachel Hunter
    sparkymcgee
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    Hey my dick from 20 years ago….

    You happy now? Never jerk it to someone famous because you will have to see pictures of them 20 years later.

  7. Quentin Tarantino
    Donald Trump
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    Who is this shitbag?

  8. waingro

    not drinking grape soda ?

  9. Quentin Tarantino
    BigJim
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    I thought Robin Williams had way more chest hair than that.

  10. Corey Feldman
    shandanger
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    it’s like crispin glover and sonic the hedgehog mated whilst atop corey feldman’s head.

  11. Shauna Sand
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    Who keeps leaving these blow up dolls all over Beverly Hills?

  12. Eddie Murphy
    Choochoo
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    When in doubt, pinky out!

  13. Billy Rubin

    Wonder which hand he uses for …

  14. Duane Chapman
    SteveG
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    She’s like Mt. Everest; I HAVE to climb it because it’s there. Plus I love when Dog cries.

  15. Fabio
    Donald Trump
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    Wow – this is one hideous looking man.

  16. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    BigJim
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    By the looks of him, his nickname should be Octodad.

  17. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Donald Trump
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    Fat, Ugly, and no taste whatsoever.

  18. Shauna Sand
    shandanger
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    ‘vagina dragon’ comes to mind.

  19. Duane Chapman
    sparkymcgee
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    OMG!

    Can you imagine what their room smells like after they fuck?

  20. Jesse James
    Donald Trump
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    I would get down on my multi millionaire knees and suck this guy off any time. I’d even take the load on my chin.

    HOT!

    BTW – eff Sandra Bullock!

  21. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    Donald Trump
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    Ashton is such a nice guy! Always helping grannys cross the street. Good boy.

  22. Jennfier Lopez
    Choochoo
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    Based on the floral arrangements she’s performing at Britney Spears’ impromptu nuptials. Bridesmaids wore matching Wal-mart style leather vests.

  23. Jennfier Lopez
    Donald Trump
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    I’d like to spunk up her nose.

  24. Duane Chapman
    Colin
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    Seigfried and Roy?

  25. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Choochoo
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    Hoosier Daddy?

    [I hate myself.]

  26. Quentin Tarantino
    your mom
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    Whoa… Bitter Beer Face!!

  27. Duane Chapman
    baron of all media
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    These two monsters eating up all the salmon stock are driving up the price of lox in Brooklyn!!!

  28. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
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    His beard looks like twine tied around a roast.

  29. Corey Feldman
    your mom
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    The Corey’s traded haircuts? What year is this?

  30. Corey Feldman
    Choochoo
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    Reverse rat tail *and* bleached tips? Way to advertise you haven’t been relevant since 1986.

  31. Zachary Quinto
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    Maybe next time he won’t steal the mutant powers of a super douche.

  32. Quentin Tarantino
    Don Rarling
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    His underbite has an underbite

  33. Corey Feldman
    Commented on this photo:

    We’re down to only one Corey…and we got THIS one?

  34. Fabio
    Lerxt
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    I can’t believe it’s not Fabio, oh wait… it is him… yikes!

  35. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    Choochoo
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    Paparazzi protection? There’s an app for that.

  36. Fabio
    Lerxt
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    Did he forget his umbrella and hit with a surprise rain storm?

  37. Corey Feldman
    Frankendoyle
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    Misfits

  38. Teen Mom Gary Shirley
    Lerxt
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    Boy, K-Fed has really let himself go…

  39. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens
    Choochoo
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    This must be our reward for making it past the picture of Jesse James.

  40. Quentin Tarantino
    cc
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    He and Reese Witherspoon are going to have a chin off.

  41. Ashley Tisdale Vanessa Hudgens
    Bill Boats
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    Imagine fucking them both at the same time?

  42. Eddie Murphy
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    Didn’t he used to be funny?

  43. Shauna Sand
    bdog821
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    If it quacks like a duck………

  44. Duane Chapman
    Al Honey
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    Looks like a girl I graduated with.. Tara was her name

  45. Eddie Murphy
    zomgbie
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    eddie murphy checking to make sure he didnt put his dick where he put his movie career.

  46. Robert Pattinson
    Choochoo
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    Trying to steal the role of Gollum from Andy Serkis.

  47. Eddie Murphy
    Lerxt
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    “Now it’s time for a refill… oh, crap it’s the pops…”

  48. Ashton Kutcher Demi Moore
    JMS
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    It’s nice with so many hollywood divorces out there there’s a couple brave enough to still pretend they’re happily married.

  49. Duane Chapman
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    Look out Dog! There’s two fugitives hiding in Beth’s shirt. Two fat, leathery, sweaty fugitives. Maybe wear gloves…

  50. Duane Chapman
    bdog821
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    The sidewalks can’t take much more weight judging from the cracks.

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