“That’ll do donkey…that’ll do.”
Welcome to my junior effort at The Crap I Missed where i provide evidence to back up yesterday’s theory as well as formulate a new one claiming that they’re now serving white chocolate to passengers aboard inbound flights to LAX. I also answer a criticism that I received saying these are supposed to end with a big old pair of boobies. Last two pics are for you.
Careful what you wish for,
- Photo Boy
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Photo: AKM Images, Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.




































Are those a pack of Red Apples?
I like her affordable hooker muumuu
why does everyone have to carry their fucking hand computer around? she can’t put it in her duffel bag!
Because she has to tweet her every move in order to stay relevant.
Eddie’s looking good for an old man. I’d let my wife spread for him.
Yeah, he doesn’t look 50.
*Tranny hooker not shown.
lol
Hey my dick from 20 years ago….
You happy now? Never jerk it to someone famous because you will have to see pictures of them 20 years later.
Who is this shitbag?
Please tell me you’re joking…
not drinking grape soda ?
I thought Robin Williams had way more chest hair than that.
it’s like crispin glover and sonic the hedgehog mated whilst atop corey feldman’s head.
LOL! That’s the best one yet!
Who keeps leaving these blow up dolls all over Beverly Hills?
When in doubt, pinky out!
Wonder which hand he uses for …
She’s like Mt. Everest; I HAVE to climb it because it’s there. Plus I love when Dog cries.
Wow – this is one hideous looking man.
By the looks of him, his nickname should be Octodad.
Fat, Ugly, and no taste whatsoever.
‘vagina dragon’ comes to mind.
bing. +2
OMG!
Can you imagine what their room smells like after they fuck?
WIN!
Agreed.
I would get down on my multi millionaire knees and suck this guy off any time. I’d even take the load on my chin.
HOT!
BTW – eff Sandra Bullock!
Ashton is such a nice guy! Always helping grannys cross the street. Good boy.
Based on the floral arrangements she’s performing at Britney Spears’ impromptu nuptials. Bridesmaids wore matching Wal-mart style leather vests.
I’d like to spunk up her nose.
Seigfried and Roy?
Hoosier Daddy?
[I hate myself.]
Whoa… Bitter Beer Face!!
These two monsters eating up all the salmon stock are driving up the price of lox in Brooklyn!!!
His beard looks like twine tied around a roast.
FTW
FTW +1
FTW+2
The Corey’s traded haircuts? What year is this?
yeah, the other Corey left it to this one in his will
Reverse rat tail *and* bleached tips? Way to advertise you haven’t been relevant since 1986.
Maybe next time he won’t steal the mutant powers of a super douche.
That flowed beautifully +1
His underbite has an underbite
We’re down to only one Corey…and we got THIS one?
You missed a spot.
I can’t believe it’s not Fabio, oh wait… it is him… yikes!
Paparazzi protection? There’s an app for that.
Did he forget his umbrella and hit with a surprise rain storm?
Misfits
Boy, K-Fed has really let himself go…
This must be our reward for making it past the picture of Jesse James.
He and Reese Witherspoon are going to have a chin off.
Imagine fucking them both at the same time?
I don’t think so, no man ever imagines that when he looks at the picture of two slutty girls.
Actually, I just think of them doing each other. I have no desire in life to sexually disappoint two women at the same time.
Didn’t he used to be funny?
If it quacks like a duck………
Looks like a girl I graduated with.. Tara was her name
eddie murphy checking to make sure he didnt put his dick where he put his movie career.
Trying to steal the role of Gollum from Andy Serkis.
“Now it’s time for a refill… oh, crap it’s the pops…”
It’s nice with so many hollywood divorces out there there’s a couple brave enough to still pretend they’re happily married.
Look out Dog! There’s two fugitives hiding in Beth’s shirt. Two fat, leathery, sweaty fugitives. Maybe wear gloves…
The sidewalks can’t take much more weight judging from the cracks.