The Crap I Missed – Wednesday 5.2.12

May 2nd, 2012 // 479 Comments

Welcome to a Wednesday’s The Crap I Missed, what is usually my daily labor of love, but more specifically today, my way of apologizing for a post about geriatric fornication. My bad on that. What you’ll find in here is Frankie Muniz has been Jesse Pinkman this whole time, Courtney Love is a crack fairy, Americas’s got its very own Pippa, Lil Wayne perpetuates my complete and utter lack of understanding of fashion, and the rarely seen in the wild rear side-boob makes an appearance.

Today’s final five is actually 8 pics because Fish isn’t here to edit me and I’m drunk on power of D-list cleavage!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Reese Witherspoon Baby Bump Bra See Through Dress
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    “That’s no moon!!”

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Butt Yoga Pants
    William Levy
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    Dios mío, qué culo más feo.

  3. Zach Braff Hipster Hat Sunglasses Sweater Vest Headphones
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    Dear Zack,
    Cut that shit out.

    -The internet

  4. Lil Wayne Red Ugg Boots Shorts Lakers Game
    EricLr
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    Wow, that’s just a police stop waiting to happen.

  5. Frankie Muniz Playing Druns
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    Well apparently 30 mill buys a lot of meth, but not a lot of happiness

  6. Lamar Odom
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    Hey Lamar! I heard you’re free from the WHore-queen’s hold!?!?!?!

  7. Zach Braff Hipster Hat Sunglasses Sweater Vest Headphones
    EricLr
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    Well there goes our reputation with the English.

  8. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
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    Uhmmmmm yeah, why not…

  9. Frankie Muniz Playing Druns
    EricLr
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    Yeah, I’m just taking a break out from the whole “acting” thing and pursuing my music for a while and all…By the way could you loan me $20? I just forgot my wallet at home, and…

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Butt Yoga Pants
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    “So listen, I’m gonna need you and about 50 of your cousins to help me get out of these pants…”

  11. Carmen Electra Cleavage Pokerist Spokesperson
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    Haven’t seen this much photoshop since Gwyneth asked to have a twinkie removed from one of her shots.

  12. Bethenny Frankel Legs Miniskirt
    catapostrophe
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    She look like Grinch.

  13. Nathalia Ramos Bikini
    EricLr
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    I don’t know who this is or what her claim to fame (if any) is. But I do feel the strange compulsion to give her all my credit cards and buy her a new car.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Butt Yoga Pants
    catapostrophe
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    That configuration doesn’t begin to make rational sense.

  15. Lil Wayne Red Ugg Boots Shorts Lakers Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Biggie and Tupac (if they are really dead) are rolling over in their graves.

  16. Dita Von Teese Cleavage See Through Dress
    catapostrophe
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    Nice boobies, scary lady.

  17. Zac Efron Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
    EricLr
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    I bet the poor guy in the middle never expected when he bought that ticket that he’d end up the meat in a douchebag sandwich.

  18. Reese Witherspoon Baby Bump Bra See Through Dress
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    YIP YIP YIP
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/02/yipyip-340_419.jpg[/img]

  19. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
    EricLr
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    Wait, is planking still in?

  20. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
    vgirly
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    And the point of this post is to show pancake ass? This chick is so boring she makes her aunt look interesting.

  21. Frankie Muniz Playing Druns
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    Shouldn’t we have gotten rid of the old Corey Feldman before we got a new one?

  22. Frankie Muniz Playing Druns
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I saw them performing in the subway. I threw a quarter into the guitar case… granted, I needed change and took a dime back.

  23. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Butt Yoga Pants
    vgirly
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    I bet those Vietnamese ladies call her fatass in their native tongue.

  24. Lil Wayne Red Ugg Boots Shorts Lakers Game
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    My 3 year old son has boots like that, but his are blue. Red is the ghey.

  25. Zach Braff Hipster Hat Sunglasses Sweater Vest Headphones
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    What a shithead.

  26. Courtney Love Bra Spitting Water
    I'mCool
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    High-speed film was able to capture the precise moment the silicone ruptured from her lips.

  27. Lamar Odom
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    Ima go get me some wookie nookie.

  28. Courtney Love Bra Spitting Water
    nomnom
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    did she blow bieber?

  29. Zac Efron Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
    dontkillthemessenger
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    One looks like he should never be able to get a woman, yet he seemingly gets anyone he chooses. The other looks like he could get any woman he wants, yet has no desire to.

  30. Carmen Electra Cleavage Pokerist Spokesperson
    vgirly
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    So much photoshop she looks like Denise Richards here.

  31. Carmen Electra Cleavage Pokerist Spokesperson
    Chinny
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    1997 called; they want their untalented, plastic bimbo back.

  32. Zac Efron Ashton Kutcher Lakers Game
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    They’re dating now??

  33. Courtney Love Bra Spitting Water
    EricLr
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    New Heroin Clear® — All the high, with none of the dirty brown in your needle.

  34. Robert Downey Jr All White Outfit Wife Susan Coldplay Concert
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    What? Was he painting earlier and didn’t have time to change so he just threw on a hat and jacket?

  35. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    The two boobs on top are cool, but that one on the bottom is icky.

  36. Jennifer Tilly Cleavage Belly Tight Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Why not whip out the boobies for ol’ times sake? Even if people mistakenly ask you what you’re going to name the baby.

  37. Robert Downey Jr All White Outfit Wife Susan Coldplay Concert
    it had to be said
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    Is he wearing a fireproof suit, or something? What’s with the little glove thingies?

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Butt Yoga Pants
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    WHAT CALA!!!
    WHAT CALA!!!

  39. Zach Braff Hipster Hat Sunglasses Sweater Vest Headphones
    DeucePickle
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    Remember when this guy was funny ?
    Me neither.

  40. Jessica Lowndes Panty Flash Upskirt
    it had to be said
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    Wearing underwear? Off the list!

  41. Reese Witherspoon Baby Bump Bra See Through Dress
    dooood
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    if there weren’t some tits right there this would’ve turned me off towards doughnuts for a while

  42. Bethenny Frankel Legs Miniskirt
    PtC
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    She could play Elizabeth Short’s corpse without the use of any makeup or special effects.

  43. Emma Roberts Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Pancake ass… pancake chest… at least she’s cute. Right? Maybe? Whatever.

  44. Bethenny Frankel Legs Miniskirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Anyone who showed up for this book signing should be shot, including the “author”.

  45. Bethenny Frankel Legs Miniskirt
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Definitely the last time the guy from Doubleday asks someone for a fuck in a noisy nightclub

  46. Helen Flanagan Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Two reasons Jennifer Love Hewitt was not there. First, 100 sexiest women. Enough said. Second, this chick has the dress for the night.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Butt Yoga Pants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Emma Roberts needs a transplant. Hurry to the hospital!

  48. Lil Wayne Red Ugg Boots Shorts Lakers Game
    dooood
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    he’s wearing a wire!!

  49. Nathalia Ramos Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    That’s amazing…did she have a couple bottom ribs removed?

    • curve lab

      Exactly what I was thinking. Usually when one is that skinny, they do not maintain that kind of waist to hip ratio.

  50. Carmen Electra Cleavage Pokerist Spokesperson
    it had to be said
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    Poke her dot com? Meh. Been there, done that.

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