The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.5.11

May 5th, 2011 // 503 Comments

Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.

And I’m out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Ethan Hawke
    bethy
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    It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood…where’s mr. mcpheeley?

  2. Jeff Goldblum
    bethy
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    Quit freaking out. He’s just stoned. That is a stoned man’s choice in attire.

  3. David Hasselhoff
    bethy
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    But they’re FREE!

  4. Dick Van Dyke
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    My first real boner was watching his show. Thankfully it was Laura Petrie in pedal-pushers that did it for me and not that show kick . . .

  5. Barry Manilow
    bethy
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    I didn’t know grandma could sing.

  6. wishbone

    Great body for someone her age.

  7. Russell Brand
    It had to be said
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    I figured he had a boner, but then I thought a little more about who this is and now realize he has a dildo in his pocket.

  8. Nick Cannon
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Two kids, and old wife and man titties. Well played son, well played.

  9. Ethan Hawke
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is it that anytime celebrities walk around New York they look like the got dressed by walking blind-folded through a Goodwill store?

  10. David Hasselhoff
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    And you know, he still looks better than Pam Anderson these days . . .

  11. Russell Brand
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Nothing works out like I planned. I specifically said:

    no life jacket, no flutterboard, no waterwings

    I also said something about chumming the water and and they didnt get that right either.

  12. Ethan Hawke
    cc
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    Does that mug say Uma on it. Thats wierd.

    BTW, collectively, as a society, we have to stop the douchecap craze now before its too late.

  13. Barry Manilow
    cc
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    He is a ventriloquists dummy, you know that right.

  14. David Hasselhoff
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    We know you were young once Hoff. Everyone was.

  15. Dita Von Teese
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Now, if only I had a P51 Mustang to put her on.

  16. Russell Brand
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    In case of a water landing your wife’s breasts may be used as a flotation device.

  17. Tori Spelling
    lili
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    Didn’t know she was pregnant. She’s surely gonna have one beautiful tadpol- baby. I meant baby.

  18. Rory Culkin
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Darlene! Roseanne is looking for you!!

  19. Benji Madden
    lili
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    For someone whose only claim to fame are a couple crappy songs, shagging Paris Hilton once, and being the twin of that dude who’s married to Nicole Richie… he looks pretty good.

  20. Kathy Griffin
    Steelerchick
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    Is it kick a Ginger day yet???

  21. Jeff Goldblum
    lili
    Commented on this photo:

    When you look like Jeff Goldblum you can really wear whatever you want.

  22. Jeff Goldblum
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    When’s the flood??

  23. Barry Manilow
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    NO HE’S NOT GAY!!!! :p

  24. David Hasselhoff
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    See !!! I’m no homo!!!!

  25. Rory Culkin
    Hemlock
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m scared…..

  26. Benji Madden
    Manthou Artdust
    Commented on this photo:

    The badass tats can’t cover up the swingin’ jowels.

  27. Melanie Griffith
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet when she bends her knees they make a click-click noise.

  28. Rory Culkin
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I see Thom York got that lazy eye fixed.

  29. Tori Spelling
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to say, there is a certain synchronicity between her face and her body. And probably her soul too.

  30. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s sad that porn stars at the AVN Awards are classier than these two.

  31. Kathy Griffin
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Her nose looks like the key that Mondoshawan from The Fifth Element stuck out of his finger.

  32. Cesar Millan
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    She tried to stick her tetas in my face and I was all like, “Ewwwww!”

  33. Benji Madden
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Who? You know what? Fuck it, I don’t care.

  34. Jonah Hill
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet his chest looks like a sad, droopy nutsack.

  35. Nick Cannon
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s like the bill of his hat is following me!

  36. Ethan Hawke
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s 6am. McSorley’s Ale House just closed. It’s prime Hawke sighting time.

  37. Barry Manilow
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Well the taxidermist doesn’t have much work to do.

  38. David Hasselhoff
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    Even he’s amazed at how awesome the guy in the photo is.

  39. Dita Von Teese
    Charmless Man
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry, I’m just going to come out and say it. I’m sick of this “classy”, naked pinup, faux-Bettie Page thing. Find your own look. Retro is a flavor, not a cooking style.

  40. Jeff Goldblum
    monster
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ian Malcolm demonstrates Chaos Theory as it relates to fashion.”

  41. KindaJudgemental

    They missed sucking out some elbow fat…..

  42. Jonah Hill
    Meggiemeg
    Commented on this photo:

    No, he hasn’t lost weight, he lost his fat mop.

  43. Rory Culkin
    Deryn
    Commented on this photo:

    Please God please please God some Culkin some day writes a book about whatever the HELL happened inside that family. I imagine something Manson-esque. Except the only thing that’s killed are little children’s souls.

  44. Ethan Hawke
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    Nannies won’t do that anymore. He has to pay regular ole street hookers.

  45. Jeff Goldblum
    chupacabra
    Commented on this photo:

    Nerdcore, and hot. Hard to combine those two successfully, but the man’s fly. gotta admit.

  46. Rory Culkin
    sdfdsjsi
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks hot

  47. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Forner Disney stars. Typical.

  48. Kathy Griffin
    Chuck Bass
    Commented on this photo:

    I see that Carrot-top straightened his hair.

  49. Ethan Hawke
    Chuck Bass
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh Captain My Captain. I guess it’s true – Reality Bites.

  50. Dita Von Teese
    Chuck Bass
    Commented on this photo:

    Just a Bettie Page wanna be. A stripper that got lucky enough to hook up with Marilyn Manson.

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