The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.5.11

May 5th, 2011 // 503 Comments

Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.

And I’m out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Russell Brand
    keijo
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t even wanna know

  2. Barry Manilow
    I see Douchebaggery
    Commented on this photo:

    You know I can’t but smile with my latest surgery,
    I can’t laugh and I can’t sing
    I now f**king useless AT EVERYTHING

  3. Cesar Millan
    DiddyK
    Commented on this photo:

    The Boob Whisperer.

    • Squishy

      A reporter that recently interviewed him seemed to put it correctly when she said “someone should put a muzzle on HIM”

  4. Russell Brand
    DiddyK
    Commented on this photo:

    “Do I make you Hohrny?”… “Do I?”

  5. Jeff Goldblum
    c-h
    Commented on this photo:

    must. go. faster.

  6. Barry Manilow
    c-h
    Commented on this photo:

    Mom?

  7. David Hasselhoff
    c-h
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    everyone around him is wrinkling their noses at the horrible vodka and cigar stench coming off of him….

  8. Veronica

    Antonio must be a masochist. He’s wasting the hottest years of his life.

  9. Melanie Griffith
    UnholyKrep
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    Mickey Rourke’s next role has him in drag, apparently.

  10. Tori Spelling
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Oompah loompah, off the clock.

  11. Melanie Griffith
    Kayne East
    Commented on this photo:

    Cue Bette Midler’s “From A Distance”.

  12. Melanie Griffith
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    For her age, she looks pretty damn good!

  13. Kathy Griffin
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Gollum in evening wear. What a country.

  14. Rory Culkin
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He looks about half the teachers I had in public school.

  15. Dick Van Dyke
    UnholyKrep
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    Nice guy- and remember, he probably knocked out Mary Tyler Moore AND Julie Andrews back when they were young fresh and hot.

    On second thought, hate this bastid with all my being.

  16. Tori Spelling
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    She was supposed to drink from the wooden cup. THE WOODEN CUP.

  17. Jonah Hill
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Ladies and gentlemen, we present to you:

    The man on the grassy knoll.

  18. Russell Brand
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, Russell?
    The rapist isn’t the one supposed to be carrying the rape whistle.

  19. Ethan Hawke
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    Ethan Hawke is:

    Paddy McHangover.

  20. Barry Manilow
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    The entire list of comments above…. +150. Dang, y’all are killin’ me here.

  21. David Hasselhoff
    UnholyKrep
    Commented on this photo:

    How the mighty have fallen- this is the guy that sang at the Fall of The Berlin Wall in an electric suit. And I didn’t make that up.

  22. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    He went to the same tanning place Pippa did.

  23. Cesar Millan
    sasha
    Commented on this photo:

    I love this man! Great looking, great personality. Works for a living. Oops. Sorry if I offended anyone.

  24. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Theres a million bar skanks that look like the one on the left. However, the one on the right is cordially invited to experience by prodigious oral skills.

  25. Jeff Goldblum
    DonDopey
    Commented on this photo:

    His aim is true.

  26. Barry Manilow
    DonDopey
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s about to perform the Aristocrats. Not the joke, the act.

  27. Jeff Goldblum
    Courtballs
    Commented on this photo:

    Law & Order: Senoir Citizen’s Edition!

  28. Melanie Griffith
    dick swells
    Commented on this photo:

    two words… cream pie

  29. Jonah Hill
    Seat Filler
    Commented on this photo:

    I freakin’ love Barnaked Ladies

  30. Tori Spelling
    dick swells
    Commented on this photo:

    ach stand back ten feet, her fingers are about to explode…..

  31. Ethan Hawke
    Guy Smiley
    Commented on this photo:

    ewww, man boobs

  32. Tori Spelling
    rockupied
    Commented on this photo:

    You know they say sometimes people begin to look like their pets . . . totes.

  33. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Mandi
    Commented on this photo:

    I just lost count of how many explosions happened in my brain from seeing Spiderman in a coat.

  34. Dick Van Dyke
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    I would have bet a full on tongue kiss with Paris Hilton he was dead, whew glad I didnt make that bet.

  35. Cesar Millan
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my goodness its getting so large!

  36. Barry Manilow
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh, Liberace did have kid.

  37. Dita Von Teese
    Ismoss
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha, I thought it was Katy Perry at first, guess Hollywood needs to start working on some new looks.

  38. Rory Culkin
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I love when they find the high school yearbook pictures for celebrities. Who knew that this guy would grow up to be Weird Al Yankovich?

  39. Rory Culkin
    Commented on this photo:

    Eowyn finally went brunette. I guess she had to do something after slaying the Witch King.

  40. Tori Spelling
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t still have a show does she? Because that is just so damned disturbing. I mean, it’s not just that she looks ruff, it’s that she makes these bizarre, terrible decisions. Just terrible.

  41. Tori Spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    Is this a screen-capture from Real Housewives of Star Wars? I hear Jar-Jar’s mom is a real bitch.

  42. Jeff Goldblum
    Hola
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeff is the shit!

  43. Benji Madden
    Commented on this photo:

    When he sobers up, he’s going to be pissed if any of that is permanent marker.

  44. Dick Van Dyke
    Commented on this photo:

    And in the end, even Gandalf fell victim to the metrosexual craze.

  45. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    You guys all have it wrong. The one on the right is hotter, so you go for the one with no self-respect on the left. That’s how evolution works. Go after the sick and the weak.

  46. Nick Cannon
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, havin’ twins is tough, but yo, I’m married to Mariah Muthafuckin’ Carey. Now will that be regular, mid-grade, or premium, ma’am?”

  47. Barry Manilow
    Commented on this photo:

    I have to admit, Madame Tussauds does some amazing work.

  48. David Hasselhoff
    Commented on this photo:

    “Sir, if you want to ride Baywatch Experience, you’ll either have to produce a real Fastpass, or wait in line like everyone else. Who do you think you are, Pamela Anderson?”

  49. Dick Van Dyke
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Dick Van Dyke is a bad mother fucker

  50. Kathy Griffin
    It had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. That dress is a great example of recycling. Some kind of party dress cut up and sewn to an old T shirt?

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