Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.
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Do they make bleach for your eyes?
Weird Al is aging backwards!
apparently money doesn’t buy you happiness. or good looks.
Apparently it’s true what they say – your nose and ears never stop growing
Is Queer Eye for the Straight Guy still around? If so they have a Code Red alert!
He got all the talent in that family. Wait, who is this?
No it’s not 21 Jump Street they’re remaking. It’s Life Goes On. He plays Corky.
Catcher. Si. I am catcher.
“Wait… how come she still fat?”
It’s the brendle-fly..
What’s the point in getting a boob job if you’re going to wear shit that makes you look less top heavy than the Situation?
when we say “CRAP” we mean mellanie griffith ofcourse!!
Gotta love DvD. But there’s no way his nose isn’t a tumor.
Thought at first this was the Culkin that played Scott Pilgrim’s gay room mate, Wallace. Then I remembered that was Kieran Culkin…Christ, there’s almost as many Culkins as Baldwins!
…and not one redeeming physical quality between any of them. Culkins, not Baldwins.
Looks like he is wearing his Cinderella glass slippers
Is Reba coming back!? I loved that show!
I would totally marry that shnoz. Absolutely.
Whew! The ugly dress is a distraction from her hideous face!
Oh, my bad, I thought people had anal glands that needed expressing, too!
Dita Von Teats strikes again.
He looks far better at 85 than Peter O’Toole does at 78
He looks better than Kathy Griffin at 50.
so freakin’ tired of the Hollywood Machine churning out remake after remake, reboot after reboot. Stop the madness so Jonah Hill has to go back to working at the drive thru!
-”Look! when I was young I also had a weird shape and looked odd”-
Now we know who was on Zachary Quinto’s t-shirt from yesterday’s CIM!
The funniest thing he has ever done was knocking up Pariah Carey
oil can….oil can
♪♫ You know I just shit in my pants…just shit in my pants….♫♪
This is a picture of me flipping the bird at all of you!
Is that a reversible pimp coat?
This is what would be the product of a Katy Perry/Rumor Willis hook up
She needs a “Bin-Laden”….. 2 good shots, and a splash of water!
This man is a Gen X treasure. Actor, author, Winona Ryder co-starrer, Uma-porker. The list is endless.
He dressed better as The Fly.
With that natty purple jacket and that golden throat of his, he’s going to be getting some serious groupie cock. I’ll bet if you walked in on him in his dressing room after the show, he would look like that guy from the Guinness Book of World Records, who smoked all those cigarettes at once.
Who’s got more mileage on their reproductive organ, him or Pamela Anderson? My vote is with the Hoff. The man’s a stud.
Geez, from the thumbnail, I thought it was a picture of The Hulk.
You folks better not make him angry. You wouldn’t like it when he’s angry.
She looks pretty good, until you remember Marilyn Manson has had his penis in every one of her orifices. Ear canal, nostril, urethra, you name it.
Yes, she and Rose McGowan should go to Massachusetts and get married because once Marilyn Manson has nailed you, there is no chance that any right-thinking person will want to follow.
Wendy Williams is a man, right?
she looks great though for her age. I am sick of all the crap older woman receive from the public. no matter how they look, they would still consider to be shitty looking. whatever… a woman is never going to look younger. she should be aiming at looking good for her age. I hope I look that good when Im in my 50s
i agree, with regards to her body. but that FACE – has nothing to do with ‘aging’, its not wanting to grow old ‘gracefully’ that you end up looking like Joan fucking Rivers. LEAVE THE FACE ALONE ladies, just work on that bod.
most of the older women who have a nice face just had a successful plastic surgery
Totally agree! Why are men allowed to go gray, get chubby, and have wrinkles, but women must be preternaturally preserved in some 22 year old state for the rest of their lives?
cause if they dont they will find a 22 yo body to replace them. Guys arent as sentimental as girls…get over it
Carrot Twat
Not a single Point Break reference? Why do you hurt me, Internet?
Lanky hipster oompa loompa
My hiccups are gone.
+10
And my lunch.
I didn’t know it was winter already in NYC.
I covet that brooch.
If her aureolas weren’t like soft pink frisbees I’d like her more.
This is what you get when you don’t cgi it, you get a freak in spurs and a raincoat, you could see the same thing down Hollywood Blvd which is what I thought it was..
Easily the biggest phony in Hollywood today. Pathetic loser trying to get attention on his radio show by pretending to give out his home number and other fake stunts set up by the station.
He looks like absolute shit. Weird how Pitt and Cruise have managed to keep themselves together, yet Ethan’s face has melted. Maybe he smokes a lot.
Kudos Sir – - a good life lived
For once, I will refrain from being snarly about a celeb. I totally agree with your assessment.
He carries these round so when he’s outta cash and in need of a drink, he writes IOUs to bartenders on them.