The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.5.11

May 5th, 2011 // 503 Comments

Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.

And I’m out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Rory Culkin
    floridahoya
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    Do they make bleach for your eyes?

  2. Rory Culkin
    Dawson
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    Weird Al is aging backwards!

  3. Tori Spelling
    floridahoya
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    apparently money doesn’t buy you happiness. or good looks.

  4. Dick Van Dyke
    floridahoya
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    Apparently it’s true what they say – your nose and ears never stop growing

  5. Jeff Goldblum
    floridahoya
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    Is Queer Eye for the Straight Guy still around? If so they have a Code Red alert!

  6. Rory Culkin
    BigJim
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    He got all the talent in that family. Wait, who is this?

  7. Jonah Hill
    BigJim
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    No it’s not 21 Jump Street they’re remaking. It’s Life Goes On. He plays Corky.

  8. Cesar Millan
    Gavagai
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    Catcher. Si. I am catcher.

  9. Nick Cannon
    Gavagai
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    “Wait… how come she still fat?”

  10. Jeff Goldblum
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    It’s the brendle-fly..

  11. Kathy Griffin
    Colin
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    What’s the point in getting a boob job if you’re going to wear shit that makes you look less top heavy than the Situation?

  12. the captain

    when we say “CRAP” we mean mellanie griffith ofcourse!!

  13. Dick Van Dyke
    Colin
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    Gotta love DvD. But there’s no way his nose isn’t a tumor.

  14. Rory Culkin
    vlad
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    Thought at first this was the Culkin that played Scott Pilgrim’s gay room mate, Wallace. Then I remembered that was Kieran Culkin…Christ, there’s almost as many Culkins as Baldwins!

  15. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    vlad
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    Looks like he is wearing his Cinderella glass slippers

  16. Barry Manilow
    Colin
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    Is Reba coming back!? I loved that show!

  17. Jeff Goldblum
    Hausdrache
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    I would totally marry that shnoz. Absolutely.

  18. Kathy Griffin
    vlad
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    Whew! The ugly dress is a distraction from her hideous face!

  19. Cesar Millan
    vlad
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    Oh, my bad, I thought people had anal glands that needed expressing, too!

  20. Dita Von Teese
    Colin
    Commented on this photo:

    Dita Von Teats strikes again.

  21. Dick Van Dyke
    vlad
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    He looks far better at 85 than Peter O’Toole does at 78

  22. Jonah Hill
    vlad
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    so freakin’ tired of the Hollywood Machine churning out remake after remake, reboot after reboot. Stop the madness so Jonah Hill has to go back to working at the drive thru!

  23. David Hasselhoff
    Arzach
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    -”Look! when I was young I also had a weird shape and looked odd”-

  24. Russell Brand
    vlad
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    Now we know who was on Zachary Quinto’s t-shirt from yesterday’s CIM!

  25. Nick Cannon
    vlad
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    The funniest thing he has ever done was knocking up Pariah Carey

  26. Barry Manilow
    vlad
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    oil can….oil can

  27. Barry Manilow
    vlad
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    ♪♫ You know I just shit in my pants…just shit in my pants….♫♪

  28. David Hasselhoff
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    This is a picture of me flipping the bird at all of you!

  29. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Jon Hex
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    Is that a reversible pimp coat?

  30. Dita Von Teese
    vlad
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    This is what would be the product of a Katy Perry/Rumor Willis hook up

  31. Kathy Griffin
    bassackwardbo
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    She needs a “Bin-Laden”….. 2 good shots, and a splash of water!

  32. Ethan Hawke
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    This man is a Gen X treasure. Actor, author, Winona Ryder co-starrer, Uma-porker. The list is endless.

  33. Jeff Goldblum
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    He dressed better as The Fly.

  34. Barry Manilow
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    With that natty purple jacket and that golden throat of his, he’s going to be getting some serious groupie cock. I’ll bet if you walked in on him in his dressing room after the show, he would look like that guy from the Guinness Book of World Records, who smoked all those cigarettes at once.

  35. David Hasselhoff
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    Who’s got more mileage on their reproductive organ, him or Pamela Anderson? My vote is with the Hoff. The man’s a stud.

  36. Barry Manilow
    Reading is Sexy
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    Geez, from the thumbnail, I thought it was a picture of The Hulk.

    You folks better not make him angry. You wouldn’t like it when he’s angry.

  37. Dita Von Teese
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    She looks pretty good, until you remember Marilyn Manson has had his penis in every one of her orifices. Ear canal, nostril, urethra, you name it.

    • It had to be said

      Yes, she and Rose McGowan should go to Massachusetts and get married because once Marilyn Manson has nailed you, there is no chance that any right-thinking person will want to follow.

      Wendy Williams is a man, right?

  38. Melanie Griffith
    Anna
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    she looks great though for her age. I am sick of all the crap older woman receive from the public. no matter how they look, they would still consider to be shitty looking. whatever… a woman is never going to look younger. she should be aiming at looking good for her age. I hope I look that good when Im in my 50s

    • Any Guy

      i agree, with regards to her body. but that FACE – has nothing to do with ‘aging’, its not wanting to grow old ‘gracefully’ that you end up looking like Joan fucking Rivers. LEAVE THE FACE ALONE ladies, just work on that bod.

    • Trillian

      Totally agree! Why are men allowed to go gray, get chubby, and have wrinkles, but women must be preternaturally preserved in some 22 year old state for the rest of their lives?

      • MrsWrong

        cause if they dont they will find a 22 yo body to replace them. Guys arent as sentimental as girls…get over it

  39. Kathy Griffin
    Tip Your Veal
    Commented on this photo:

    Carrot Twat

  40. Russell Brand
    Tip Your Veal
    Commented on this photo:

    Not a single Point Break reference? Why do you hurt me, Internet?

  41. Jeff Goldblum
    Kyle Butler
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    Lanky hipster oompa loompa

  42. Barry Manilow
    Satan's bitch
    Commented on this photo:

    My hiccups are gone.

  43. Ethan Hawke
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know it was winter already in NYC.

  44. Dita Von Teese
    Chris
    Commented on this photo:

    I covet that brooch.

  45. Dita Von Teese
    lohan8ball
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    If her aureolas weren’t like soft pink frisbees I’d like her more.

  46. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    lohan8ball
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    This is what you get when you don’t cgi it, you get a freak in spurs and a raincoat, you could see the same thing down Hollywood Blvd which is what I thought it was..

  47. Nick Cannon
    Mizuno
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    Easily the biggest phony in Hollywood today. Pathetic loser trying to get attention on his radio show by pretending to give out his home number and other fake stunts set up by the station.

  48. Ethan Hawke
    Mizuno
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    He looks like absolute shit. Weird how Pitt and Cruise have managed to keep themselves together, yet Ethan’s face has melted. Maybe he smokes a lot.

  49. Dick Van Dyke
    Oz Matters
    Commented on this photo:

    Kudos Sir – - a good life lived

  50. David Hasselhoff
    I see Douchebaggery
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    He carries these round so when he’s outta cash and in need of a drink, he writes IOUs to bartenders on them.

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