The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.5.11

May 5th, 2011 // 503 Comments

Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.

And I’m out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Rory Culkin
    Ed
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    Too bad Michael Jackson’s not alive. He would have had a field day with this Culkin as well. Or is he too old??

  2. Ethan Hawke
    Jester
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    Ethan Hawke on the set of Starsky and Hutch 2 where they get married, bloated and adopt a baby from Malawi.

  3. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Ed
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    Damn, the one on the right is a babe. How are they related. The left one looks like she not only was hit by multiple ugly trees, but was also skull fucked by them.

    Poor girl!

  4. Melanie Griffith
    jj
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    it’s melanie griffith, not kathy griffin.

  5. Rory Culkin
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    I thought Tiny Tim was dead.

  6. David Hasselhoff
    Jester
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    The Hoff broke and homeless, dons his Baywatch wardrobe to scalps tickets outside for cheesburgers.

  7. Rory Culkin
    tmfvaughan
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    Wow. He is one ugly fucker.

  8. Cesar Millan
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    “I don’t know if I’ve ever handled a puppy like THAT one before!”

  9. Nick Cannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, bitchtits, quit dicking around and pump my gas.

  10. Melanie Griffith
    Shawn
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    “Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

  11. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    sexyman48
    Commented on this photo:

    Somehow the one on the left used to be a model according to wikipedia and they never lie.

  12. Tori Spelling
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    Noooooooooo i can has back to melaniegriff plz!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Melanie Griffith
    Turd Ferguson
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    She could resurrect her career with some sort of a starring role in a monster-like flick.
    As the monster.

  14. Ethan Hawke
    Beatnik
    Commented on this photo:

    Refueling so he can get that wascally wabbit.

  15. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Turd Ferguson
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    Damn, was it really cold enough in NYC today to warrant the velvet lined raincoat over the already sweltering spandex spider garb?

  16. Kathy Griffin
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    What is worse than seeing pics of her?
    Listening to her. Go away Ginger.

  17. Cesar Millan
    Turd Ferguson
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    Totally NOT gay, and dressed to prove it.

  18. Tori Spelling
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Thank God it rubbed the lotion on itself.

  19. Barry Manilow
    CptCreep
    Commented on this photo:

    If you stare long enough, you see his lizard tounge come out..

  20. Benji Madden
    Turd Ferguson
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    Yeah we get it, you dress in all black, have too many stupid tats, and haven’t a fucking clue how to wear a baseball hat.

  21. Ethan Hawke
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    He caught a case of moobs from being exposed to Uma’s powerful boob-radiation back then.

  22. Jonah Hill
    Turd Ferguson
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    So now that you lost weight, how about losing the fake glasses that make you look smart, too.

  23. Jeff Goldblum
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    This goes to show how as long as you stay lanky, you can wear any crazy shit you like until age 200.

  24. Nick Cannon
    Turd Ferguson
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    His Platinum Card reads “Mr Mariah Carey”.
    And it has a chubby picture of her on it trying to look 22 again.

  25. Ethan Hawke
    Turd Ferguson
    Commented on this photo:

    Uh oh – someone just kissed the Blarney Stone.

  26. Jeff Goldblum
    Turd Ferguson
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    I literally JUST bought this same outfit.
    I was hoping to get out of jury duty next week.

  27. Barry Manilow
    Turd Ferguson
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    Nope, no work done to that face. None.
    90 yr old men are supposed to walk around with the Home Alone face tattooed to their grill like that..

  28. David Hasselhoff
    Turd Ferguson
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    Hoff, dude. Please just drink yourself to death already would ya.
    You leapfrogged Lohan on my Dead Pool years ago and I need to cash in.

  29. Cesar Millan
    Shawn
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    Even someone as powerfully gay as this guy obviously is, stands no chance against the cha-cha’s they parade out for this show. Even the mighty Cesar can do no more than the awkward staring double handful squeeze maneuver of a 14 year old boy… and just like that, she is the alpha.

  30. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Do_Freebird
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    I think Madonna overdid the face peel a little.

  31. Dick Van Dyke
    Shawn
    Commented on this photo:

    “Stay thirsty my friends”

  32. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Do_Freebird
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    Young Hollywood? It looks more like young Mustang Ranch Nevada.

  33. David Hasselhoff
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    THE HOFF!!!!!

  34. Jeff Goldblum
    Robert
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude looks like a Latin American Gangster.

  35. Ethan Hawke
    Shawn
    Commented on this photo:

    IIIIIIIII just wanna flyyyy… put your arms around me baby

  36. Melanie Griffith
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks hungry, guess its time for another soul….

  37. Dita Von Teese
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo Boy likes tits.
    (Should be enough to get me mentioned, no?)

  38. Russell Brand
    Do_Freebird
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    At least he won’t drown when he OD’s in the water.

  39. Rory Culkin
    MrsWrong
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    I saw the thumbnail and thought it was a mug shot. Turns out he only LOOKS like a serial killer

  40. Tori Spelling
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    YUCKERS!

  41. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    MrsWrong
    Commented on this photo:

    You think we could get Tori to wear this?

  42. Kathy Griffin
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone needs to change their outfit & tampon.

  43. Tori Spelling
    Tits MacGinty
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss Piggy Lives !

  44. Ethan Hawke
    The Howitzer
    Commented on this photo:

    Ethan Hawke on the set of the new thriller “Man Tits and Bear gut”!

  45. Melanie Griffith
    Commented on this photo:

    Braaaaaaaaaaaainsssss…..

  46. Rory Culkin
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh. I’d do her.

  47. Russell Brand
    Tits MacGinty
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that a pickle in your pants, or are you……..wait, yeah, it’s just a pickle

  48. Nick Cannon
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Shouldn’t Mariah be wearing the wifebeater?

  49. Tori Spelling
    Commented on this photo:

    Just out of frame: Angry villagers with pitchforks.

  50. Nick Cannon
    Tits MacGinty
    Commented on this photo:

    I named my kids what? I gots to stop drinkin’

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