Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.
And I’m out,
- Photo Boy
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The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
Too bad Michael Jackson’s not alive. He would have had a field day with this Culkin as well. Or is he too old??
Ethan Hawke on the set of Starsky and Hutch 2 where they get married, bloated and adopt a baby from Malawi.
Damn, the one on the right is a babe. How are they related. The left one looks like she not only was hit by multiple ugly trees, but was also skull fucked by them.
Poor girl!
it’s melanie griffith, not kathy griffin.
I thought Tiny Tim was dead.
The Hoff broke and homeless, dons his Baywatch wardrobe to scalps tickets outside for cheesburgers.
Wow. He is one ugly fucker.
Those Culkins just do not age well.
“I don’t know if I’ve ever handled a puppy like THAT one before!”
Hey, bitchtits, quit dicking around and pump my gas.
“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”
Good one.
Somehow the one on the left used to be a model according to wikipedia and they never lie.
Someone has to model those gimp masks with the zippers over the mouths.
Noooooooooo i can has back to melaniegriff plz!!!!!!!!!!
She could resurrect her career with some sort of a starring role in a monster-like flick.
As the monster.
Refueling so he can get that wascally wabbit.
Damn, was it really cold enough in NYC today to warrant the velvet lined raincoat over the already sweltering spandex spider garb?
What is worse than seeing pics of her?
Listening to her. Go away Ginger.
Totally NOT gay, and dressed to prove it.
Does he not suspiciously look like he is related to Jon Gosselin?
Thank God it rubbed the lotion on itself.
If you stare long enough, you see his lizard tounge come out..
Yeah we get it, you dress in all black, have too many stupid tats, and haven’t a fucking clue how to wear a baseball hat.
He caught a case of moobs from being exposed to Uma’s powerful boob-radiation back then.
So now that you lost weight, how about losing the fake glasses that make you look smart, too.
This goes to show how as long as you stay lanky, you can wear any crazy shit you like until age 200.
His Platinum Card reads “Mr Mariah Carey”.
And it has a chubby picture of her on it trying to look 22 again.
Uh oh – someone just kissed the Blarney Stone.
I literally JUST bought this same outfit.
I was hoping to get out of jury duty next week.
Nope, no work done to that face. None.
90 yr old men are supposed to walk around with the Home Alone face tattooed to their grill like that..
Hoff, dude. Please just drink yourself to death already would ya.
You leapfrogged Lohan on my Dead Pool years ago and I need to cash in.
Even someone as powerfully gay as this guy obviously is, stands no chance against the cha-cha’s they parade out for this show. Even the mighty Cesar can do no more than the awkward staring double handful squeeze maneuver of a 14 year old boy… and just like that, she is the alpha.
I think Madonna overdid the face peel a little.
“Stay thirsty my friends”
Young Hollywood? It looks more like young Mustang Ranch Nevada.
THE HOFF!!!!!
Dude looks like a Latin American Gangster.
IIIIIIIII just wanna flyyyy… put your arms around me baby
He does look like Mcgrath here.
OMG Dead on! With the same career to boot. Maybe he will be the next host on Don’t Forget The Lyrics!
She looks hungry, guess its time for another soul….
Photo Boy likes tits.
(Should be enough to get me mentioned, no?)
At least he won’t drown when he OD’s in the water.
I saw the thumbnail and thought it was a mug shot. Turns out he only LOOKS like a serial killer
YUCKERS!
You think we could get Tori to wear this?
Ewwwwwww, don’t be gross!!
Looks like someone needs to change their outfit & tampon.
Miss Piggy Lives !
Why do you insult Miss Piggy???
BAHAHAHAHA
Ethan Hawke on the set of the new thriller “Man Tits and Bear gut”!
I mean Beer Gut of course…..
I like Bear gut.
Braaaaaaaaaaaainsssss…..
Meh. I’d do her.
Is that a pickle in your pants, or are you……..wait, yeah, it’s just a pickle
Shouldn’t Mariah be wearing the wifebeater?
Just out of frame: Angry villagers with pitchforks.
I named my kids what? I gots to stop drinkin’