Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.
And I’m out,
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The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
Hot and Not Hot sisters.
Paper bag please, or just make sure the lighting is always dim around her.
Man, they didn’t get ANYthing right in the Conan remake, did they?
Once the fat funny guy is no longer fat, he’s not funny.
he lost weight?
whoops! sorry Polk. that wasn’t supposed to be a reply to your comment.
Agreed Polk. The only thing he had going for him was that he was pathetic and fat. Actually, he still looks pretty pathetic and fat. Never mind.
This guy looks like whatever he’s smelling. Circular reference!! *zingaling!!!*
“I did WHAT, now?”
Hey man, ever think about getting any tattoos? Come on… everyone’s doing it! I hate you.
Damn…if they ever make a movie about Zeppelin’s early years this kid’s got the Jimmy Page role wrapped up.
Looks like Denis Quaid got some of that TRON technology.
Manilow is caught off guard when his 8pm poop shows up to party at 7:45.
She looks better than ever…and that’s still not worth a shit.
Hopefully Katie Perry’s vagina is mounted sideways too, otherwise they might have to get creative.
Looking at him usually confuses me, but for some reason I feel like Jeff Goldblum’s attire is painfully appropriate for Jeff Goldblum.
I think a pair of big red shoes would have filled out that ensemble nicely.
Wait, are they making a sequel to “Cecil B. Demented”?
I didn’t know the Joker had legs that long.
What if Kathy was hired as a chaperone, would that justify her presence at the “Young Hollywood Party”?
I remember watching him play “Tiptoe through the tulips” on the old Gong Show.
haha
Ding. +2
Look them up for their bikini vacation photos. You will all cum in your pants.
What, again? Frankly, I don’t think I have it in me.
Ethan Hawke, playing Ethan Hawke in “The Look Ethan Hawke Gives in Every Role He’s Ever Played.”
Do as thy shirt sayeth!
The Original Fame Whore.
I’d make some cruel comment about her face, or her “worst boob job ever” award, or the fact that without daddy’s money she’d be pouring coffee at Starbucks, and not the good one at the mall, the crappy one at the truck stop…but there’s nothing I could say that would be more meanspirited than the reality of simply posting photos of her online.
Dude is awesome. Moving on….
Hey!
Looks like he’s getting ready to flash his Spider-Junk at schoolgirls waiting for the bus.
Damn. You stole mine.
Does he call it Spidey?
why is he wearing a full jacket when we all know he shoots his Spider-Cum out of his wrists?
*THWIP*
Last time I saw a face all busted up like that, it was Pamela Anderson on this site, and not that long ago, either.
Dude, she looks damn good for a 54 year old bird. Is she walking out of the Plastic Surgery office??
My thoughts exactly.
so this is how jesus walked on water
I’m sorry Officer, It was my mistake for coming to Arizona.
Best.
Comment.
Ever.
I second that.
BAHAHAHA Third!!
If his attire is any indication, that mug is filled with Jameson’s.
HEHEHEHE
the singer for Darkness has gained a few L-beez
The good news is, nobody will mistake you for your brother. The bad news is, well, probably the same as the good news. Now go release a new Megadeth album, you fuckhead.
I cant even comment on this one you guys are killing me with the ones already posted.
BAHAHAHAHA So true!! HAHAHAHA
Show me where the gold is!
Leprechaun in training!
Flat billed cap (crooked for that douchey look) – CHECK
Black skinny douche jeans – CHECK
Printed tee (cut off sleeves for extra douche) – CHECK
Too much douche ink – CHECK
Douche skater sneaks in nightclub – CHECK
Denim jacket (sleeves cut off to show douchey ink) – CHECK
The PERFECT douchebag outfit!
Throw some medallions and skulls around his neck and its Kriss Angel.
That’s the model look of the seal team that went after Bin Laden during GWBs tenure…
She gets better looking every day. And by that I mean yesterday she was in a bikini, and today I can see much less of her.
+1
+10
Tomorrow, a burka
+10000
At first, I was thinking, what’s wrong with this dude/thing? Then I realized he is a Culkin, and all my questions were then answered.
I’m not believing there’s really a TV show called El Homo Guido.
Good thing Aunt May was there to lend poor Peter her raincoat.
Only his left eye is sensitive to sunlight…
And his ear.
hahahahahaa
For being 200 years old, he looks pretty good. But then vertical would look good at his age.
This is how I always fantasized Mary Kate and Ashley would look when they growed up instead of the coked up skeletors they are.
If he were trying to go incognito, the mustache attached to that nose and glasses should have been larger.
Florence Henderson is looking pretty good still.
Jeff is finally growing into his wardrobe. He’s dressed like an old Jewish man since he was 20 years old, it’s almost starting to make sense.
Well, he finally is, isn’t he?
What is with the shoes dude?!
I would come to the club wanting to get with the one on the right, but I know I’d end up getting drunk and smashing the one on the left.
El Hormiguero – The show where they surprise closeted homosexuals with VAGINA
He is trying to find a dolphin to fuck.
Is and always was a funny guy.
Shit. I would say ‘lipstick on a pig’ but that would imply some improvement.