The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.5.11

May 5th, 2011 // 503 Comments

Here we are again with The Crap I Missed which admittedly today is stuffed with dudes including Jonah Hill who apparenty lost a shit-ton of weight as well as Moroccan’s proud daddy but with a few exceptions including (I guess) Kathy Griffin who hilariously showed up at a Young Hollywood event.

And I’m out,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Polk
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    Hot and Not Hot sisters.

  2. Melanie Griffith
    SIN
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    Paper bag please, or just make sure the lighting is always dim around her.

  3. Russell Brand
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Man, they didn’t get ANYthing right in the Conan remake, did they?

  4. Jonah Hill
    Polk
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    Once the fat funny guy is no longer fat, he’s not funny.

  5. Cesar Millan
    baron of all media
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    This guy looks like whatever he’s smelling. Circular reference!! *zingaling!!!*

  6. Nick Cannon
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    “I did WHAT, now?”

  7. Benji Madden
    baron of all media
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    Hey man, ever think about getting any tattoos? Come on… everyone’s doing it! I hate you.

  8. Rory Culkin
    doogleberg
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    Damn…if they ever make a movie about Zeppelin’s early years this kid’s got the Jimmy Page role wrapped up.

  9. Ethan Hawke
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Looks like Denis Quaid got some of that TRON technology.

  10. Barry Manilow
    Miss Pants
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    Manilow is caught off guard when his 8pm poop shows up to party at 7:45.

  11. Kathy Griffin
    doogleberg
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    She looks better than ever…and that’s still not worth a shit.

  12. Russell Brand
    Richard McBeef
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    Hopefully Katie Perry’s vagina is mounted sideways too, otherwise they might have to get creative.

  13. Jeff Goldblum
    doogleberg
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    Looking at him usually confuses me, but for some reason I feel like Jeff Goldblum’s attire is painfully appropriate for Jeff Goldblum.

  14. Melanie Griffith
    castallare
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait, are they making a sequel to “Cecil B. Demented”?

  15. Melanie Griffith
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    I didn’t know the Joker had legs that long.

  16. Kathy Griffin
    Method Roughing
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    What if Kathy was hired as a chaperone, would that justify her presence at the “Young Hollywood Party”?

  17. Rory Culkin
    Commented on this photo:

    I remember watching him play “Tiptoe through the tulips” on the old Gong Show.

  18. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    SIN
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    Look them up for their bikini vacation photos. You will all cum in your pants.

  19. Ethan Hawke
    baron of all media
    Commented on this photo:

    Ethan Hawke, playing Ethan Hawke in “The Look Ethan Hawke Gives in Every Role He’s Ever Played.”

  20. Nick Cannon
    Mike Walker
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    Do as thy shirt sayeth!

  21. Kathy Griffin
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    The Original Fame Whore.

  22. Tori Spelling
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    I’d make some cruel comment about her face, or her “worst boob job ever” award, or the fact that without daddy’s money she’d be pouring coffee at Starbucks, and not the good one at the mall, the crappy one at the truck stop…but there’s nothing I could say that would be more meanspirited than the reality of simply posting photos of her online.

  23. Jeff Goldblum
    baron of all media
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    Dude is awesome. Moving on….

  24. felix the cat

    Hey!

  25. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like he’s getting ready to flash his Spider-Junk at schoolgirls waiting for the bus.

  26. Melanie Griffith
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    Last time I saw a face all busted up like that, it was Pamela Anderson on this site, and not that long ago, either.

  27. Melanie Griffith
    Jester
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    Dude, she looks damn good for a 54 year old bird. Is she walking out of the Plastic Surgery office??

  28. Russell Brand
    pee
    Commented on this photo:

    so this is how jesus walked on water

  29. Cesar Millan
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m sorry Officer, It was my mistake for coming to Arizona.

  30. Ethan Hawke
    Mike Walker
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    If his attire is any indication, that mug is filled with Jameson’s.

  31. Rory Culkin
    taint stubble
    Commented on this photo:

    the singer for Darkness has gained a few L-beez

  32. Rory Culkin
    Commented on this photo:

    The good news is, nobody will mistake you for your brother. The bad news is, well, probably the same as the good news. Now go release a new Megadeth album, you fuckhead.

  33. Ethan Hawke
    sparkymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    Show me where the gold is!

  34. Benji Madden
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    Flat billed cap (crooked for that douchey look) – CHECK
    Black skinny douche jeans – CHECK
    Printed tee (cut off sleeves for extra douche) – CHECK
    Too much douche ink – CHECK
    Douche skater sneaks in nightclub – CHECK
    Denim jacket (sleeves cut off to show douchey ink) – CHECK

    The PERFECT douchebag outfit!

  35. Russell Brand
    Method Roughing
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    That’s the model look of the seal team that went after Bin Laden during GWBs tenure…

  36. Kathy Griffin
    Commented on this photo:

    She gets better looking every day. And by that I mean yesterday she was in a bikini, and today I can see much less of her.

  37. Rory Culkin
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    At first, I was thinking, what’s wrong with this dude/thing? Then I realized he is a Culkin, and all my questions were then answered.

  38. Cesar Millan
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m not believing there’s really a TV show called El Homo Guido.

  39. Andrew Garfield Spiderman
    Jester
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    Good thing Aunt May was there to lend poor Peter her raincoat.

  40. Nick Cannon
    Commented on this photo:

    Only his left eye is sensitive to sunlight…

  41. Dick Van Dyke
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    For being 200 years old, he looks pretty good. But then vertical would look good at his age.

  42. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how I always fantasized Mary Kate and Ashley would look when they growed up instead of the coked up skeletors they are.

  43. Jeff Goldblum
    Commented on this photo:

    If he were trying to go incognito, the mustache attached to that nose and glasses should have been larger.

  44. Barry Manilow
    Commented on this photo:

    Florence Henderson is looking pretty good still.

  45. Jeff Goldblum
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeff is finally growing into his wardrobe. He’s dressed like an old Jewish man since he was 20 years old, it’s almost starting to make sense.

  46. Alyson Michalka Amanda Michalka
    Commented on this photo:

    I would come to the club wanting to get with the one on the right, but I know I’d end up getting drunk and smashing the one on the left.

  47. Cesar Millan
    Commented on this photo:

    El Hormiguero – The show where they surprise closeted homosexuals with VAGINA

  48. Russell Brand
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    He is trying to find a dolphin to fuck.

  49. Dick Van Dyke
    Jester
    Commented on this photo:

    Is and always was a funny guy.

  50. Tori Spelling
    cagster
    Commented on this photo:

    Shit. I would say ‘lipstick on a pig’ but that would imply some improvement.

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