The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.3.12

May 3rd, 2012 // 363 Comments

Presented without commentary — Rihanna now has a brass knuckle phone.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap I Missed where Sophie Monk doesn’t have to ask why to water suddenly got warm, Ali Lohan‘s been holding Lindsay’s coke this whole time (that’s the only explanation for this), Will.i.am brought us some douche from the future, and Paris Hilton is no longer the family’s biggest embarrassment.

“Hey, what’s Prince Charles been up to?” Funny you should ask voice in my head,

- Photo Boy (Yes, I’m aware I have a problem.)

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
    horny
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    I’m a bisexual man, and I’d totally stick my face between those bum cheeks while moving the tip of my tongue in circular movements so I don’t miss any spot of the brown hole.

    I don’t even care if that’s a boy or a girl. I like that butt!

  2. January Jones Son Xander
    EricLr
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    Poor kid is literally frozen to her.

  3. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
    EricLr
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    Is that her eyebrow, or did a long snake die on her face?

  4. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Hotel Balcony
    EricLr
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    Look, Mr. Pec, it’s a schooner!

  5. Prince Charles
    EricLr
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    Yes, this is the part between polo matches where I pretend to care about the filth of the country.

  6. Paris Hilton Kathy Hilton Maria Menounos Kim Richards
    EricLr
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    Put all four of those brains together and you might get Forrest Gump.

  7. Benji Madden
    EricLr
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    I’m the baddest motherfucker named “Benji” on the coast, bitches!

  8. Rita Rusic Bikini
    EricLr
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    For some reason, I just got a craving for beef jerky.

  9. Sophie Monk Topless Rose Petals Pool Ray J
    MoJoTee
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    I hope they PhotoShop out Ray’s cellulite/stretch marks on his shoulder in the final ad – Ewww!

  10. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
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    Bitch needs to GO AWAY.

  11. Sophie Monk Topless Rose Petals Pool Ray J
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    Something weird with this boob comes…

  12. name

    so classy

  13. Sophie Monk Topless Rose Petals Pool Ray J
    Raoul
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    “Here, baby. Let me shove some roses petals in your head.”

  14. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Hotel Balcony
    Raoul
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    Day 3: “So. Tired. Somebody. Please: Pull my finger…”

  15. Will.i.am Scarf Cuffed Pants Fingerless Gloves
    asdf
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    Does anyone know what kind of shoes those are?

  16. Jay Cutler Middle Finger Kristin Cavallari
    Chico the Man
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    But you’re not worhy enough of a QB to give anyone the finger! You suck!!

  17. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Ron English
    fuckityfuck
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    old dude looks like a white Antoine Dodsen, i hope he hid his kids and wife from Chris

  18. Scarlett Johansson
    fuckityfuck
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    her face says it all

  19. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Hotel Balcony
    Fresh Tuna
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    When they make a statue of me this is the pose I want. Actor, poet, underwear model. I complete me.

  20. Prince Charles
    Fresh Tuna
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    If you study long and hard you still can’t be a prince! Sucker!

  21. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
    Donk
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    Trying to remember where I’ve seen her before….

    oh yeah.

    http://images.wikia.com/darkcrystal/images/1/1d/Aughra.jpg

  22. Sophie Monk Topless Rose Petals Pool Ray J
    rendezvous
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    she’s ugly and her boobs look retarded

  23. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
    a_sourgirl
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    Her weave looks gross.

  24. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
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    How does she sit down without sliding off the chair?

  25. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
    fattymcgee
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    “So Chris’ probation officer explained to him why he doesn’t want to go to jail with this analogy; This is the size of your asshole before you go to prison…”

  26. Prince Charles
    fattymcgee
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    What followed 20 minutes later was what many will refer to as; The most awkward and polite 5-way, ever.

  27. Paris Hilton Kathy Hilton Maria Menounos Kim Richards
    fattymcgee
    Commented on this photo:

    “Paris, you don’t understand! If you interact with your future self in the year 2031, the consequences could be disastrous! The encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe!”
    “Whatever…”

  28. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Hotel Balcony
    Jill Trades
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    Is he wearing tear-aways? If so… awesome.

  29. Prince Charles
    krisps
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    When subsequently asked how his meeting with the young students went, Prince Charles took a leaf out of his father’s book and replied “I’m surprised the underclasses have made it this far. Didn’t the riots wipe out a great many of them last year?”

  30. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
    lori
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    She is scary ghetto and so is Chris Brown. Trashing up the music scene. Can it get any lower? Oh yeah. Nikki Minaj.

  31. Christina Milian Cleavage
    navvet
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    I like her smile. Better then that “pouting” look used to often.

  32. Benji Madden
    navvet
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    moron

  33. Rita Rusic Bikini
    navvet
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m Bliiind

  34. Will.i.am Scarf Cuffed Pants Fingerless Gloves
    Napoupi
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    Man… RDJ got overgayed.

  35. Rita Rusic Bikini
    vader
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    Grannys boobs are busting out.

  36. Prince Charles
    Master Bater
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    “Do you know I once won the Upperclass Twit Of The Year award? Look, I have it right here.”

  37. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
    bigalkie
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    Yeah.. Chris is hung like a squirrel.

  38. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
    Taylor
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    No way in hell that is actually her.

  39. Sophie Monk Topless Rose Petals Pool Ray J
    Jimrod
    Commented on this photo:

    swimming in piss.

  40. Benji Madden
    jimrod
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    A
    ctu
    alcunt

  41. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
    Christina
    Commented on this photo:

    Are you kidding me? She’s wearing a shirt that says ‘control minds’ in a upside down cross ….and thats the hand symbol for 666.

  42. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Ron English
    Dali
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    Sometimes I really wish that Chris Brown would just die already.

  43. Scarlett Johansson
    Dali
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    Who the fuck is that kid and why is Scarlett manhandling her?

  44. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Hotel Balcony
    Dali
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    It’s just a good vibraaatttionnnn… it’s such a sweeeeet sen-sayyy-ssshhhhuuuuunnnnn!

  45. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Dali
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    sorry, but she looks awesome for her age.

  46. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Dali
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    most 20 something American women do not have a figure like this. She is aging well.

  47. Jay Cutler Middle Finger Kristin Cavallari
    Hobo Jo
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    He likes to wear baggy pants so no one can see the poop bulge when he sharts himself.

  48. Benji Madden
    Hobo Jo
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    Actual pain is what the little Chinese boy felt after working for 12 days straight to make these sweet ass Nike’s i just brought.

  49. Benji Madden
    april
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    thats not him in less he got tats removed off his neck

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