Presented without commentary — Rihanna now has a brass knuckle phone.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap I Missed where Sophie Monk doesn’t have to ask why to water suddenly got warm, Ali Lohan‘s been holding Lindsay’s coke this whole time (that’s the only explanation for this), Will.i.am brought us some douche from the future, and Paris Hilton is no longer the family’s biggest embarrassment.
“Hey, what’s Prince Charles been up to?” Funny you should ask voice in my head,
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I’m a bisexual man, and I’d totally stick my face between those bum cheeks while moving the tip of my tongue in circular movements so I don’t miss any spot of the brown hole.
I don’t even care if that’s a boy or a girl. I like that butt!
Poor kid is literally frozen to her.
Is that her eyebrow, or did a long snake die on her face?
Look, Mr. Pec, it’s a schooner!
Yes, this is the part between polo matches where I pretend to care about the filth of the country.
Put all four of those brains together and you might get Forrest Gump.
I’m the baddest motherfucker named “Benji” on the coast, bitches!
For some reason, I just got a craving for beef jerky.
I hope they PhotoShop out Ray’s cellulite/stretch marks on his shoulder in the final ad – Ewww!
Bitch needs to GO AWAY.
Something weird with this boob comes…
so classy
“Here, baby. Let me shove some roses petals in your head.”
Day 3: “So. Tired. Somebody. Please: Pull my finger…”
Does anyone know what kind of shoes those are?
Gay?
But you’re not worhy enough of a QB to give anyone the finger! You suck!!
old dude looks like a white Antoine Dodsen, i hope he hid his kids and wife from Chris
her face says it all
When they make a statue of me this is the pose I want. Actor, poet, underwear model. I complete me.
If you study long and hard you still can’t be a prince! Sucker!
Trying to remember where I’ve seen her before….
oh yeah.
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she’s ugly and her boobs look retarded
Her weave looks gross.
How does she sit down without sliding off the chair?
“So Chris’ probation officer explained to him why he doesn’t want to go to jail with this analogy; This is the size of your asshole before you go to prison…”
What followed 20 minutes later was what many will refer to as; The most awkward and polite 5-way, ever.
“Paris, you don’t understand! If you interact with your future self in the year 2031, the consequences could be disastrous! The encounter could create a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe!”
“Whatever…”
Is he wearing tear-aways? If so… awesome.
When subsequently asked how his meeting with the young students went, Prince Charles took a leaf out of his father’s book and replied “I’m surprised the underclasses have made it this far. Didn’t the riots wipe out a great many of them last year?”
She is scary ghetto and so is Chris Brown. Trashing up the music scene. Can it get any lower? Oh yeah. Nikki Minaj.
I like her smile. Better then that “pouting” look used to often.
moron
I’m Bliiind
Man… RDJ got overgayed.
Grannys boobs are busting out.
“Do you know I once won the Upperclass Twit Of The Year award? Look, I have it right here.”
Yeah.. Chris is hung like a squirrel.
No way in hell that is actually her.
swimming in piss.
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Are you kidding me? She’s wearing a shirt that says ‘control minds’ in a upside down cross ….and thats the hand symbol for 666.
Sometimes I really wish that Chris Brown would just die already.
Who the fuck is that kid and why is Scarlett manhandling her?
It’s just a good vibraaatttionnnn… it’s such a sweeeeet sen-sayyy-ssshhhhuuuuunnnnn!
sorry, but she looks awesome for her age.
most 20 something American women do not have a figure like this. She is aging well.
He likes to wear baggy pants so no one can see the poop bulge when he sharts himself.
Actual pain is what the little Chinese boy felt after working for 12 days straight to make these sweet ass Nike’s i just brought.
thats not him in less he got tats removed off his neck