The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.3.12

May 3rd, 2012 // 363 Comments

Presented without commentary — Rihanna now has a brass knuckle phone.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap I Missed where Sophie Monk doesn’t have to ask why to water suddenly got warm, Ali Lohan‘s been holding Lindsay’s coke this whole time (that’s the only explanation for this), Will.i.am brought us some douche from the future, and Paris Hilton is no longer the family’s biggest embarrassment.

“Hey, what’s Prince Charles been up to?” Funny you should ask voice in my head,

- Photo Boy (Yes, I’m aware I have a problem.)

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. January Jones Son Xander
    Crabby Old Guy
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    So maybe she isn’t acting in “Mad Men” and that’s her “regular” facial expression?

  2. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
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    And we all complained about the Kim Kardashian shots on here…

  3. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Ron English
    On Looker
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    Tampon full?

  4. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
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    Booger flick in 3…2…1

  5. Chris Brown Crotch Grab Ron English
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    Chris Brown Shit On A Plate – $50.00

  6. Scarlett Johansson
    dooood
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    “i hate how fake hollywood is”

  7. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
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    “So it was this big and went in my mouffs like dis.”

  8. Benji Madden
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    Isn’t that the name of his latest album? ‘Cause it sure sounded like that to me.

  9. Scarlett Johansson
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    “For God’s sake Mom, we aren’t supposed to call them nigglets any more!”

  10. Jay Cutler Middle Finger Kristin Cavallari
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    Shouldn’t you be important before you flip off someone for taking your picture?

  11. Sophie Monk Topless Rose Petals Pool Ray J
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    “zoom” feature finds nip. Love the zoom!

  12. Rita Rusic Bikini
    catapostrophe
    Commented on this photo:

    Rule #1 of leather care: keep it away from water.

  13. January Jones Son Xander
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    Mary Gross – Saturday Night Live circa 1981-1985

  14. Jay Cutler Middle Finger Kristin Cavallari
    Crissy
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    He’s just mad cause nobody knows him!

  15. Sophie Monk Topless Rose Petals Pool Ray J
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    She doesn’t really look like she wants to be there. But it just got really warm, so she’s just gonna hang out a little bit longer.

  16. Will.i.am Scarf Cuffed Pants Fingerless Gloves
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    So that’s what happened to Janeane Garofalo.

  17. Rita Rusic Bikini
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    I don’t mind. She’s not the worst looking woman in the world. Go back to the Ali Lohan pic to see that.

  18. Paris Hilton Kathy Hilton Maria Menounos Kim Richards
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    The Belles! The Belles!

  19. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
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    The last person alive who buys jeans at Sears.

  20. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
    Crissy
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    Ewwwwww! Why?

  21. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Hotel Balcony
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    If you wait long enough, birds land on your finger.

  22. Prince Charles
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    “Which one of you is named Diana?”

  23. Prince Charles
    joe
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    So. Where’s the Quidditch pitch?

  24. Paris Hilton Kathy Hilton Maria Menounos Kim Richards
    Crissy
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    Besides Maria, I have a hard time telling who’s who!

  25. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to 1992.

  26. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
    Dirk Diggler
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    LOL She dresses like my 51 year old mother

  27. Prince Charles
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    “Princess Di?.. I fucked her.”

  28. Paris Hilton Kathy Hilton Maria Menounos Kim Richards
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    4 x 80 = a combined IQ of 320.

  29. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Dirk Diggler
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    Whats the fascination with this old lady?

  30. Mark Wahlberg Shirtless Hotel Balcony
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    Ein fuckhead, Ein ‘roidhead, Ein douchebag.

  31. Paris Hilton Kathy Hilton Maria Menounos Kim Richards
    kimmykimkim
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    Jesus, Paris, you look fucking terrible. Do some damn push-ups.

  32. Christina Milian Cleavage
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that’s what I call a RIM job!

  33. Rita Rusic Bikini
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s your nipple, grandma. It’s out. That’s what.

  34. Prince Charles
    Frank Burns
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    “I’ve got something in my pocket for you . . . “

  35. Rita Rusic Bikini
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    No. No no no and no.

  36. Prince Charles
    journalschism
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I’m not Ted Koppel. And by the way, this scotch is worth more than all your homes combined.”

  37. Will.i.am Scarf Cuffed Pants Fingerless Gloves
    BlackAndWhite.Minstrel
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    What the hell is that? Willy AM? He can only get it up in the morning… what?

  38. Will.i.am Scarf Cuffed Pants Fingerless Gloves
    MILF
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    Outfit by Sam.I.Am

  39. Jay Cutler Middle Finger Kristin Cavallari
    MisterSuccint
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    The “L” sign goes on your forehead.

  40. January Jones Son Xander
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Ah, the joys of motherhood.

  41. Rita Rusic Bikini
    kimmykimkim
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo Boy, you’re just mean. Meanie!

  42. Jay Cutler Middle Finger Kristin Cavallari
    Meg
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    oh i’m sorry, you don’t want to be photographed? don’t get engaged to someone who is willingly on tv and doing interviews regularly. don’t be a professional athlete on tv every week. real simply jay cutler. life must be soo tough for you.

  43. Christina Milian Cleavage
    Frank Burns
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    yummy!

  44. Paris Hilton Kathy Hilton Maria Menounos Kim Richards
    Frank Burns
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    The one on the right has got to be a man in drag.

  45. January Jones Son Xander
    sheelly
    Commented on this photo:

    “I hate my life now thanks to this fucking kid.” -January Jones as she exited a cab with said child.

    • EricLr

      She has every right to resent that little failure. If that kid had done his job right instead of dropping the ball, the father would have left his wife by now.

  46. Prince Charles
    Boss Hogg
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    “Here’s one for the lads OR the lasses, which of you can take six inches up the backside without blubbing?”

  47. Rihanna Brass Knuckles Phone Case
    Oscar
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    Ronaldinho?

  48. Rita Rusic Bikini
    Da Cheese
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    Checking for any leaks from the funbags?

  49. Ali Lohan Butt Ass Mom Jeans
    Dick Hell
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    Jeans? She must be like an ant… she can carry ten times her own weight.

  50. Jay Cutler Middle Finger Kristin Cavallari
    dooood
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    kinda like eli manning if he were an asshole and a loser

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