Presented without commentary — Rihanna now has a brass knuckle phone.
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap I Missed where Sophie Monk doesn’t have to ask why to water suddenly got warm, Ali Lohan‘s been holding Lindsay’s coke this whole time (that’s the only explanation for this), Will.i.am brought us some douche from the future, and Paris Hilton is no longer the family’s biggest embarrassment.
“Hey, what’s Prince Charles been up to?” Funny you should ask voice in my head,
- Photo Boy (Yes, I’m aware I have a problem.)
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So maybe she isn’t acting in “Mad Men” and that’s her “regular” facial expression?
And we all complained about the Kim Kardashian shots on here…
Tampon full?
Booger flick in 3…2…1
Chris Brown Shit On A Plate – $50.00
“i hate how fake hollywood is”
“So it was this big and went in my mouffs like dis.”
Isn’t that the name of his latest album? ‘Cause it sure sounded like that to me.
“For God’s sake Mom, we aren’t supposed to call them nigglets any more!”
Fuckin’ love it.
Shouldn’t you be important before you flip off someone for taking your picture?
“zoom” feature finds nip. Love the zoom!
Rule #1 of leather care: keep it away from water.
Mary Gross – Saturday Night Live circa 1981-1985
He’s just mad cause nobody knows him!
She doesn’t really look like she wants to be there. But it just got really warm, so she’s just gonna hang out a little bit longer.
So that’s what happened to Janeane Garofalo.
I don’t mind. She’s not the worst looking woman in the world. Go back to the Ali Lohan pic to see that.
At least Ali Lohan is young!
The Belles! The Belles!
The last person alive who buys jeans at Sears.
Ewwwwww! Why?
If you wait long enough, birds land on your finger.
“Which one of you is named Diana?”
So. Where’s the Quidditch pitch?
Besides Maria, I have a hard time telling who’s who!
Welcome to 1992.
LOL She dresses like my 51 year old mother
“Princess Di?.. I fucked her.”
4 x 80 = a combined IQ of 320.
You’re being generous.
Whats the fascination with this old lady?
Ein fuckhead, Ein ‘roidhead, Ein douchebag.
Jesus, Paris, you look fucking terrible. Do some damn push-ups.
Now that’s what I call a RIM job!
It’s your nipple, grandma. It’s out. That’s what.
“I’ve got something in my pocket for you . . . “
No. No no no and no.
“No, I’m not Ted Koppel. And by the way, this scotch is worth more than all your homes combined.”
What the hell is that? Willy AM? He can only get it up in the morning… what?
Outfit by Sam.I.Am
The “L” sign goes on your forehead.
Ah, the joys of motherhood.
lol, beat me to it
Photo Boy, you’re just mean. Meanie!
oh i’m sorry, you don’t want to be photographed? don’t get engaged to someone who is willingly on tv and doing interviews regularly. don’t be a professional athlete on tv every week. real simply jay cutler. life must be soo tough for you.
yummy!
The one on the right has got to be a man in drag.
“I hate my life now thanks to this fucking kid.” -January Jones as she exited a cab with said child.
She has every right to resent that little failure. If that kid had done his job right instead of dropping the ball, the father would have left his wife by now.
“Here’s one for the lads OR the lasses, which of you can take six inches up the backside without blubbing?”
Ronaldinho?
Checking for any leaks from the funbags?
Jeans? She must be like an ant… she can carry ten times her own weight.
kinda like eli manning if he were an asshole and a loser