The Crap I Missed – Thursday 5.3.12

Presented without commentary — Rihanna now has a brass knuckle phone.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap I Missed where Sophie Monk doesn’t have to ask why to water suddenly got warm, Ali Lohan’s been holding Lindsay’s coke this whole time (that’s the only explanation for this), brought us some douche from the future, and Paris Hilton is no longer the family’s biggest embarrassment.

“Hey, what’s Prince Charles been up to?” Funny you should ask voice in my head,

- Photo Boy (Yes, I’m aware I have a problem.)

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