The Crap I Missed – Russell Simmons Paid Good Money For This, Doesn’t Want To Pull a Hammy
“And take it down to Wealthy Elderly Pervert’s Pose. Exhale. Gaze into $1500/hr.”
Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed which you’ve probably already noticed isn’t the usual collection of titties and buffoonery. Except it sort of is, because this entire gallery is the odd shapes that make up Russell Simmons‘ body alternating with his indentured servant “girlfriend,” who, according to the photo agency, is German model Hanna Nitsche. See? And you guys are always saying these nice young ladies are Russian prostitutes.
– Photo Boy