“I am never sitting next to Sean and Scarlett during one of these things ever again!”
Welcome to the first ever The Crap I Missed where I will attempt to shove into one post all that I didn’t get a chance to cover in the absence of my fearless leader Fish. Starting with Erin Andrews amongst some other guests for the White House Correspondence Dinner seen here and here that I’ll let you speculate as to why only their pics made the cut. Also, everybody’s favorite health inspector got arrested and I’m pretty sure those Navy SEALS got Philip Seymour Hoffman too.
Back tomorrow with even more Photo Boyness,
- Photo Boy
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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN
The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.
What the fuck happened to her? Holy crap
Drunk on her ass it appears.
ah, see was always a butterface…her body is the only thing of interest. If it wasn’t for the video scandal…
I loved that video of her dancing in the mirror naked. What a little slut
“Man……this whole “heart pumping blood” thing is so tiring……”
Strike a pose
What an ugly freak.
…And every guys’ boner from the previous 3 girls disappeared just like that.
exactly…now I have to find a way to clean vomit out of my keyboard
I’m sorry I’m not blind. When that visual hit my visual cortex, my vee-hay-hay collapsed like Roma and wept from fear. FFS, WARN US WHEN YOU PUT THIS NASTY SHIT UP. NO ONE wants to see this gross used-up garbage!!
This Nazi tattoo fetish hooker does not qualify as a celebrity.
Like a good friend of mine likes to say: “Anything worth doing is worth over-doing.” However, here we have the inverse: over-doing something that is barely worth doing! Let this be a object-lesson and warning to all the silly young girls who ever think of defiling their youthful, clear skin with ink better reserved for sailors and inmates!
It’s a boodatful day in da neighbahood, a boodatful day in da neighbahood
Photoboy seems fond of the female leg structure. That will probably go over well with the site’s regulars.
He’s really playing to the crowd with this one :)
If I was his age, I’d be groping the shit out of her.
I’d grope the shit out of her at MY age…
Erin Andrews was quoted as saying: “I was so bored at this thing that I ate my own right breast”
I’m 99% certain that’s Michael Moore doing a really bad Phillip Seymore Hoffman impression.
Separated at birth.
+1 McFeely
A black girl name Kristy? Im having a ridiculous day aint I?
Kiesha seems to be a better name for a black girl…
ugly shit
wow, without all the getup, he looks totally normal. Normal for a crackhead hoodrat, but that’s a kind of normal.
i’d say he looks not too shabby for a 52 year old man.
She has an asscrack over her vagina. I’d make an odor joke, but nothing would be as funny as the fact that she’s at the Loogie awards.
When asscrack can be seen from the front we’re talking some serious camel-toe…
you poor thing! i hope you someday learn where the vagina actually is…
Did his accomplices (Spanky and Alfalfa) escape?
Is that a helmet or his actual hair?
I think is a John Travolta kind of hair
All he needs is a chinstrap.
He couldn’t afford a toupee on the “salary” of a sheriff’s deputy, so he bought a left over Romulan wig from a Halloween Costume Outlet.
Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?
He’s gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby.
I’m talkin’ imminent rueage.
what a little whore. outstanding!
That suit looks like he slept in it. But then at his age, he probably decided he wanted to be buried in it, and is just waiting for nature to run its course.
STUD!!!
I don’t care what he does, he still wins.
(wrenches arm)
“What the FUCK did I tell you about walking next to my fat ass?!”
“Let me tell you about diabeetus.”
Sitting in that cell, no way to know the actual time of day for the first time since birth. Poor guy.
I hope I never have to see her again
Seagal was and still is a champ!
CHUMP There, I fixed it.
ha ha!! agreed.
Is she playing the Amazing Duckface Woman?
Steven Seagal is clearly Above the Law…of fashion.
Oh hurray, another photo of Madonna posing with some hot chick.
Just seconds later Peter’s colostomy bag exploded and the shit really hit the fans.
Someone help me, I can’t think up a K-fed joke on short call.
…at Frumps, of Rodeo Drive.
He looks like this guy:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7FAsUT6FePU/SVgcWoBWDZI/AAAAAAAAAb4/T_WaDthM_Y4/s400/ROBOCOP-3.jpg
Urkel saw that pic of McLovin with some hot chicks, and he was like “Me too.”
The only person left alive that think he looks cool and intimidating.
“Dear God, please give me the strength to stop eating ho ho’s and ding dongs like they’re going out of style. And a movie role, if it’s not too much to ask. Amen.”
“Toga party my ash, I wuds the only one dreshed up!”
Skynet Series: T-800
Model: 101-B
Totally agreed!
Shouldn’t the model number be 4:20?
oh yeah…man! Putting the beating in beats
His face looks like K-Fed’s nutsack has a mohawk.
WTF is going on here?
Ummmm I dont want to be the one to tell you this, but the asscrack is about 6-8″ south of her vagina… Time to hit the anatomy books, kids.
Sadly, Bill’s mount was found floating face down in a swimming pool.
Shatner: “FUCK! I hate when this happens!”
Proof that you shouldn’t drink ’till you pass out at the Tattoo Parlor.
Easy old man. Don’t get too close.
Not much happening there, he’s gay
And mummified.
“Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art, bang bang!”
Fat, horny and strung-out, what’s not to like?
Hey Lando! Why in the hell were you wearing Han’s clothes when you and Chewbacca flew off in the Millennium Falcon? Pack your own bag next time, you back stabbing douche!
Webster never ceases to get into all kinds of mischief.
Have to give kudo’s to the stepdad that paved her way through life.
This photo shown Actual Size.
“Tuppins for the birds?”
It’s “tuppence” – as in “two pence”. Not that that makes your comment any funnier.