The Crap I Missed – Monday 5.2.11

May 2nd, 2011 // 626 Comments

“I am never sitting next to Sean and Scarlett during one of these things ever again!”

Welcome to the first ever The Crap I Missed where I will attempt to shove into one post all that I didn’t get a chance to cover in the absence of my fearless leader Fish. Starting with Erin Andrews amongst some other guests for the White House Correspondence Dinner seen here and here that I’ll let you speculate as to why only their pics made the cut. Also, everybody’s favorite health inspector got arrested and I’m pretty sure those Navy SEALS got Philip Seymour Hoffman too.

Back tomorrow with even more Photo Boyness,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

The Superficial is in Vacation Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Monday, May 9.

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  1. Erin Andrews
    Akiyama
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    What the fuck happened to her? Holy crap

  2. Erin Andrews
    Deacon Jones
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    I loved that video of her dancing in the mirror naked. What a little slut

  3. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    Deacon Jones
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    “Man……this whole “heart pumping blood” thing is so tiring……”

  4. Katy Perry
    Cock Dr
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    Strike a pose

  5. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    Cock Dr
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    What an ugly freak.

    • …And every guys’ boner from the previous 3 girls disappeared just like that.

      • vlad

        exactly…now I have to find a way to clean vomit out of my keyboard

      • HollyKMS

        I’m sorry I’m not blind. When that visual hit my visual cortex, my vee-hay-hay collapsed like Roma and wept from fear. FFS, WARN US WHEN YOU PUT THIS NASTY SHIT UP. NO ONE wants to see this gross used-up garbage!!

      • Cock Dr

        This Nazi tattoo fetish hooker does not qualify as a celebrity.

    • WMR

      Like a good friend of mine likes to say: “Anything worth doing is worth over-doing.” However, here we have the inverse: over-doing something that is barely worth doing! Let this be a object-lesson and warning to all the silly young girls who ever think of defiling their youthful, clear skin with ink better reserved for sailors and inmates!

  6. Flavor Flav Arrested
    Deacon Jones
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    It’s a boodatful day in da neighbahood, a boodatful day in da neighbahood

  7. Sara Jean Underwood
    Cock Dr
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    Photoboy seems fond of the female leg structure. That will probably go over well with the site’s regulars.

  8. Peter O'Toole Rose McGowan
    Deacon Jones
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    If I was his age, I’d be groping the shit out of her.

  9. Erin Andrews
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    Erin Andrews was quoted as saying: “I was so bored at this thing that I ate my own right breast”

  10. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    I’m 99% certain that’s Michael Moore doing a really bad Phillip Seymore Hoffman impression.

  11. John Legend Christine Tiegen
    method roughing
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    A black girl name Kristy? Im having a ridiculous day aint I?

  12. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    marie
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    ugly shit

  13. Flavor Flav Arrested
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    wow, without all the getup, he looks totally normal. Normal for a crackhead hoodrat, but that’s a kind of normal.

  14. Katy Perry
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    She has an asscrack over her vagina. I’d make an odor joke, but nothing would be as funny as the fact that she’s at the Loogie awards.

  15. Flavor Flav Arrested
    Bucky Barnes
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    Did his accomplices (Spanky and Alfalfa) escape?

  16. Steven Seagal
    Calypso
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    Is that a helmet or his actual hair?

  17. Steven Seagal
    Deacon Jones
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    Anybody seen Richie? Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?

  18. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    Turd Ferguson
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    He’s gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby.
    I’m talkin’ imminent rueage.

  19. Sara Jean Underwood
    Hugh Gentry
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    what a little whore. outstanding!

  20. Peter O'Toole Rose McGowan
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    That suit looks like he slept in it. But then at his age, he probably decided he wanted to be buried in it, and is just waiting for nature to run its course.

  21. William Shatner
    Dave Mustaine
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    STUD!!!

  22. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    Deacon Jones
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    (wrenches arm)

    “What the FUCK did I tell you about walking next to my fat ass?!”

  23. William Shatner
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    “Let me tell you about diabeetus.”

  24. Flavor Flav Arrested
    Turd Ferguson
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    Sitting in that cell, no way to know the actual time of day for the first time since birth. Poor guy.

  25. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    Hugh Gentry
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    I hope I never have to see her again

  26. Steven Seagal
    Dave Mustaine
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    Seagal was and still is a champ!

  27. Emma Stone
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    Is she playing the Amazing Duckface Woman?

  28. Steven Seagal
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    Steven Seagal is clearly Above the Law…of fashion.

  29. Peter O'Toole Rose McGowan
    Turd Ferguson
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    Oh hurray, another photo of Madonna posing with some hot chick.

  30. Peter O'Toole Rose McGowan
    Bucky Barnes
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    Just seconds later Peter’s colostomy bag exploded and the shit really hit the fans.

  31. Vanilla Ice
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    Someone help me, I can’t think up a K-fed joke on short call.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt
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    …at Frumps, of Rodeo Drive.

  33. John Legend Christine Tiegen
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    Urkel saw that pic of McLovin with some hot chicks, and he was like “Me too.”

  34. Steven Seagal
    Turd Ferguson
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    The only person left alive that think he looks cool and intimidating.

  35. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    tkb
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    “Dear God, please give me the strength to stop eating ho ho’s and ding dongs like they’re going out of style. And a movie role, if it’s not too much to ask. Amen.”

  36. Erin Andrews
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    “Toga party my ash, I wuds the only one dreshed up!”

  37. Dr. Dre
    Calypso
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    Skynet Series: T-800
    Model: 101-B

  38. Vanilla Ice
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    His face looks like K-Fed’s nutsack has a mohawk.

  39. Katy Perry
    tkb
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    WTF is going on here?

    • hmmm

      Ummmm I dont want to be the one to tell you this, but the asscrack is about 6-8″ south of her vagina… Time to hit the anatomy books, kids.

  40. William Shatner
    Bucky Barnes
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    Sadly, Bill’s mount was found floating face down in a swimming pool.
    Shatner: “FUCK! I hate when this happens!”

  41. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
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    Proof that you shouldn’t drink ’till you pass out at the Tattoo Parlor.

  42. Peter O'Toole Rose McGowan
    tkb
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    Easy old man. Don’t get too close.

  43. Kurtwood Smith
    Deacon Jones
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    “Cobra Assault Cannon, state of the art, bang bang!”

  44. Steven Seagal
    Bucky Barnes
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    Fat, horny and strung-out, what’s not to like?

  45. Billy Dee Williams
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    Hey Lando! Why in the hell were you wearing Han’s clothes when you and Chewbacca flew off in the Millennium Falcon? Pack your own bag next time, you back stabbing douche!

  46. Flavor Flav Arrested
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    Webster never ceases to get into all kinds of mischief.

  47. Sara Jean Underwood
    Drew
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    Have to give kudo’s to the stepdad that paved her way through life.

  48. Eva Longoria
    Turd Ferguson
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    This photo shown Actual Size.

  49. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    “Tuppins for the birds?”

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