The Crap I Missed – Monday 10.10.11

October 10th, 2011 // 335 Comments

“Aw, ya know, ya just fry one up in bacon, some butter fat, maybe a little more bacon, then some butter fat. Mostly, I just dip ‘em right out of the car seat in some ketchup.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed where the important thing is I got the Final Five right. Today we’ve got celebrities at the most revelatory moments in their life: Arnold Schwarzenegger realizing some of those maids might not be illegal and can sue for child support, Max Liron realizing Jordan Bratman is his dad and not just a really, really homely mole-nanny, Paul McCartney realizing he just did it again – “Bloody hell!” – and Miley Cyrus at the exact moment she realized her grand-pappy kept a whole outhouse full of these things for yard work and the such.

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- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.

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  1. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    He looks a lot like Bart Simpson these days.

  2. Charlie Sheen
    Tanzarian
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    Why does it have a machete?!

  3. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    dotmatrix
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    An imaginative use for an old inner tube.

  4. Gerard Depardieu
    MisterSuccint
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    The Cinematographe award looks like someone left the lens cap on.

  5. Jessica Alba
    eliinMIa
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    fake ass wannabe latina. pffftttt

  6. Jessica Simpson
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    “Call me Stifler’s Mom”

  7. Paul McCartney Nancy Shevell
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    “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….!!!!!!”

  8. Jayde Nicole
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    Somebody call Affirmative Action Police! There’s a Caucasian female hijacking the Black Man Saying It All With His Eyes position on this picture!

  9. Sandra Bullock
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    Not without first carefully placing that adorable kid in a high chair, yes, I’d still totally hit that.

  10. Kevin Federline
    Dick Simmons
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    Can someone explain to me how this fat fuck (who has been unemployed for how long now?) can actually afford the passel of kids he has?

  11. Demi Lovato
    Da Fuck?
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    Dayum. This bitch needs to find that eating disorder again. She looked way better when she was “sick”. Now she looks like my overweight Mexican maid. My 50 yr old overweight Mexican maid to boot.

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