The Crap I Missed – Monday 10.10.11

“Aw, ya know, ya just fry one up in bacon, some butter fat, maybe a little more bacon, then some butter fat. Mostly, I just dip ‘em right out of the car seat in some ketchup.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed where the important thing is I got the Final Five right. Today we’ve got celebrities at the most revelatory moments in their life: Arnold Schwarzenegger realizing some of those maids might not be illegal and can sue for child support, Max Liron realizing Jordan Bratman is his dad and not just a really, really homely mole-nanny, Paul McCartney realizing he just did it again – “Bloody hell!” – and Miley Cyrus at the exact moment she realized her grand-pappy kept a whole outhouse full of these things for yard work and the such.

Photo Boy always cuts the crust you way you like it, I know,

- The Superficial

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