The Crap I Missed – Monday 10.10.11

October 10th, 2011 // 335 Comments

“Aw, ya know, ya just fry one up in bacon, some butter fat, maybe a little more bacon, then some butter fat. Mostly, I just dip ‘em right out of the car seat in some ketchup.”

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap I Missed where the important thing is I got the Final Five right. Today we’ve got celebrities at the most revelatory moments in their life: Arnold Schwarzenegger realizing some of those maids might not be illegal and can sue for child support, Max Liron realizing Jordan Bratman is his dad and not just a really, really homely mole-nanny, Paul McCartney realizing he just did it again – “Bloody hell!” – and Miley Cyrus at the exact moment she realized her grand-pappy kept a whole outhouse full of these things for yard work and the such.

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- The Superficial

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Photos: Fame, Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

The Superficial is in Clusterf@ck! Mode this week. Normal posting resumes Mon, Oct 17.

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  1. Jayde Nicole
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    i want to fuck her ass her pussy……………

    then start all over again..

    and again…….

    and again..

    ………and again..

  2. Jessica Simpson
    The Brown Streak
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    It’s really hard for her to hear the mute fans.

  3. Charlie Sheen
    Megatron
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    The worst part about this is the god awful extending advertisement for the Douche & Douche wedding.

  4. Paul McCartney Nancy Shevell
    The Brown Streak
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    Dung Beetle.

  5. Gerard Depardieu
    The Brown Streak
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    It was easy to win because all the other French filmmakers surrendered.

  6. Jayde Nicole
    The Brown Streak
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    “Ever since I made that deal with the devil, I have this floating head following me everywhere.”

  7. Sandra Bullock
    The Brown Streak
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    The budget for the pirates in Speed 3 consisted of a hamburger happy meal. The couldn’t even afford the extra 20 cents to make it a cheesburger Needless to say, this will be a direct to DVD release.

  8. Paul McCartney Nancy Shevell
    lolz
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    I think he’s a great guy but an absolute muppet for getting married after what happened to him last time.

  9. Kevin Bacon RIPD
    The Brown Streak
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    That fan is 1 degree away from Kevin Bacon.

  10. Demi Lovato
    The Brown Streak
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    Damn, even her sweatpants have a boner.

  11. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    zomgbie
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    I’L BEE BLANK.

  12. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    M3Essential
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    Glutes That Salute!

  13. Kevin Bacon RIPD
    chikaty
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    where do you buy pants that look like you wet yourself? kevin bacon is such a style icon.

  14. Charlie Sheen
    zomgbie
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    who?

  15. Jordan Bratman Max Liron
    TomFrank
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    “Mole! Bloody mole! We’re not supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there’s a bloody mole winking me in the face! I’m gonna chop it off and cut it up and make some guacamole!”

  16. Miley Cyrus Haiti
    Swearin
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    She’s just enjoying the opportunity to hug someone that is not the age, race or sex of her music’s target demographic.

  17. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Swearin
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    Someone just told him Colin Farell took over his role in Total Recall

  18. Jessica Simpson
    Swearin
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    “When I’m done here, y’all better have found where they make that Rice-a-Roni or Frisco’s gonna have another earthquake.”

  19. Sandra Bullock
    Swearin
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    He should keep the bandana and go as a inner-city Raider’s fan on Halloween

  20. Demi Lovato
    Swearin
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    I wonder if her expression is in response to seeing her own reflection…

  21. Charlie Sheen
    Swearin
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    I’m still waiting for the His & Hers Ashton Kutcher / party girl mistress costumes.

  22. sc4play

    Awww Fish! You said you wasn’t gonna and now you have! It’s like it’s Christmas Day! Thanks!

    Btw…..hope things are getting better on the home front, bro.

  23. Miley Cyrus Haiti
    j/k
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    White trash chick + young black guy = BABY!

  24. Paul McCartney Nancy Shevell
    Valley of the Gun
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    I thought this woman married Prince William in Spring. I saw it on TV.

  25. Jordan Bratman Max Liron
    shan danger
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    DSLs run int he family, i see…

  26. Sandra Bullock
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    Public Relations baby? Isn’t that what Teen Mom is all about?

  27. Demi Lovato
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    More like Semi-truck Lovato.

  28. Katie Price
    farting old man's wife
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    She is one fart from a serious camel toe!!!!

  29. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    farting old man's wife
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    I hope none of those other bitches I fucked come forward!!

  30. Hugh Jackman
    AnnaDraconida
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    He could hug me to death anytime.

  31. Miley Cyrus Haiti
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    Obama is a lot smaller looking when he’s photographed next to someone else.

  32. Hugh Jackman
    Ponkur
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    Gay.

  33. Jessica Simpson
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    Someone must of opened a pack of HoHo’s

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
    Ponkur
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    Is there anything classier than a slogan on your ass?

  35. Demi Lovato
    eww
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    Her eyebrows look like they’re tattooed on.

  36. Sandra Bullock
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    Raider Nation just doesn’t have the same swagger anymore.

  37. Gerard Depardieu
    AnnaDraconida
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    He is pissing himself with joy.

  38. Demi Lovato
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    She’s just 10 pounds away from becoming by building’s “tamale lady.”

  39. Demi Lovato
    AnnaDraconida
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    Hollywood water makes you fat.

  40. Katie Price
    Jill_Ess
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    I’m relieved, because from the thumbnail I thought this was Courtney Stodden.

  41. Paul McCartney Nancy Shevell
    Jill_Ess
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    You just gave away the rest of your money, Paul, how does it feel?
    Me get sexy time tonight! Wheeeeee!

  42. Sandra Bullock
    Jill_Ess
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    PR Baby!

  43. Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini
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    She’s hot for a habitual mouth-breather.

  44. Katie Price
    Amber
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    I thought this was Courtney Stodden…..

  45. Miley Cyrus Haiti
    whiskeyafternoon
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    they lack food and water. they’ve got plenty of (white) trash. absolutely the last thing they need. (cue photo op)

    • Dali

      Fucking white trash cunt using people who really have nothing to promote her shitty career. I hope she crashes.

  46. Hugh Jackman
    whiskeyafternoon
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    I think his arms may actually be larger than his quads, which is both impressive and physically cartoonish.

  47. Kevin Federline
    Sin
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    Can you believe it? I get paid to have kids!

  48. Kevin Federline
    The Brown Streak
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    I didn’t know they sold kids at Walmart. They really do have everything.

  49. Hugh Jackman
    The Brown Streak
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    Damn, I’m hungry for some chinese…I wonder if this place will cook him…

  50. Sandra Bullock
    Mike701
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    Shhh baby! We don’t want anyone to notice us.

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