The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.19.11

August 19th, 2011 // 406 Comments

Faced with low ticket sales and budgetary woes, Madame Tussauds had to find a creative way to cut down on the wax costs.

Welcome to a special Friday The Crap I Missed, where I may be flying solo, but I would never fail to bring you Diddy mindfucking the shit out of Psych 101, the producers of this movie making sure Gerard Depardieu doesn’t ruin the upholstery in this van, Enrique Iglesias showing exactly twice the length of his dick when fully erect and Regis trying to get those goddamned kids off his lawn.

Phoebe Price has a serious moth problem at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    Ismoss
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    Ah, no wonder when I went to the car wash they had a sign up, “out of wax” must have used it all to make her ass.

  2. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
    Ismoss
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    I heard of someone being told to eat the corn out of their shit but never eat the shit out of the corn.

  3. Diddy In Classroom
    Ismoss
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    Damn they got seats at the welfare waiting room now.

  4. Zach Galifianakis Gardening
    Ismoss
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    Fat ass sunk the pogo-stick.

  5. Ashley Tisdale Cleavage
    Seat Filler
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    Why do we care?
    I can see 20 girls that are hotter than her in a mall …
    on a Tuesday …
    in February …
    in Boise!

  6. Jason Momoa
    Ismoss
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    I bet the producers of the latest shit bag Conan movie must be thrilled seeing this guy walk around looking like retarded Mad Hatter the day before the movie comes out.

  7. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    Ismoss
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    I heard that fish where evolving, its a walking sucker fish.

  8. Anne Hathaway
    Ismoss
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    Hum, I’m guessing new zombie movie.

  9. seagalisgod

    Guess that’s one way to hide the circus azzzzz.

  10. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    zomgbie
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    Gerard Depardieu on the set of Astérix and Obélix: God Save the Car Floor Carpet.

  11. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    xoxo
    Commented on this photo:

    from wikipedia:
    “The name Cardassian refers to a humanoid race in Star Trek whose goal is to take over the universe, i.e., accelerated expansion. This race looks foreign to us and yet is made entirely of matter.”

  12. Enrique Iglesias The Today Show
    Mike701
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    Is single? No, no, Him!

  13. Eva Mendes Nipples
    Rough, license to ill
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    That’s your claim. But it looks to me she’s before the TSA in the Airport, sans make up and underhandedly trying to sneak two Canadian gold coins under her shirt. Not sure trying to test our Nation’s security in this manner is a good thing or bad.

  14. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
    Rough, license to ill
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    Worst stunt yet by Gilman. And you wonder why the guy wants out?

  15. Jason Momoa
    Rough, license to ill
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    Will this guy be in my superficial face all the time because he starred in a remake?

  16. Diddy In Classroom
    DeucePickle
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    “And that, class, is how we pronounce the word ‘ask’”. Now let’s try that again.

  17. Chris Hemsworth Nose Pick Thor The Avengers
    Wagamama
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    Pick a winner!

  18. Jason Momoa
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok, now THAT is f**k-ed up!

  19. Chris Hemsworth Nose Pick Thor The Avengers
    dontlooknow
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    Boogers!!!!

  20. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    The Brown Streak
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    Is this the new Doctor Who Dalek model?

  21. Anne Hathaway
    dave
    Commented on this photo:

    No…it *is* the rabbit! With big fangs and such!

  22. anonymoose

    Kim K always has her maw open. Since this statue isn’t mouth-breathing, it can’t be Kimmypoo. However this is a lovely shortcut to disguising the lumpy manmade boxcar arse of hers.

  23. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    Melania
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    Looks NOTHING like her at all.The skin tone is too light,the face is too long and thin and this thing is waaaaaaaaaay slimmer..or maybe not seeing her ass creates that kind of optical illusion??

  24. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
    JMS
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    Man, Michael Bolton will not give up that Pirates thing, will he?

  25. Salma Hayek Wig
    JMS
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    Where’s the very sad looking Sunny Bono?

  26. Phoebe Price Minidress
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL! Two more of these coming right up…

  27. Flavor Flav
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    Trying to decide who’s been hanging on to his gimmick waaay to long-Hulk Hogan or this guy.

  28. Chris Hemsworth Nose Pick Thor The Avengers
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    and then the doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I’d just keep my finger out of there.

  29. Enrique Iglesias The Today Show
    downwithmuffins
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    id sooooooo hit it

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  32. Anne Hathaway
    MammaMia
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    sad part is, it’s actually one of the best pics I’ve seen of her lately….

  33. einstein

    I’d wager that this Kim is more intelligent than the other Kim.

  34. The Superficial Kid

    I’m strangely attracted to the wax likeness , much more so than the real Kim!

  35. John Mayer
    JJ
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    Old McDonald had a pharm

  36. Eli Roth Sleeveless
    Dave Mustaine
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    When did he turn into Eli Sloth?

  37. Anne Hathaway
    Dave Mustaine
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    The Phantom of the Opera without the mask.

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