The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.19.11

August 19th, 2011 // 406 Comments

Faced with low ticket sales and budgetary woes, Madame Tussauds had to find a creative way to cut down on the wax costs.

Welcome to a special Friday The Crap I Missed, where I may be flying solo, but I would never fail to bring you Diddy mindfucking the shit out of Psych 101, the producers of this movie making sure Gerard Depardieu doesn’t ruin the upholstery in this van, Enrique Iglesias showing exactly twice the length of his dick when fully erect and Regis trying to get those goddamned kids off his lawn.

Phoebe Price has a serious moth problem at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jason Momoa
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    Jason, that is NOT how you perform The Shocker.

    This guy is fast turning into the male Lady Gaga.

  2. Eva Mendes Nipples
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    Remember girls, this is what happens to you when you were a VIP guest at the New York Comic Con.

  3. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    AnnaDraconida
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    I’ve seen fuckpuppets that look more lifelike.

  4. Diddy In Classroom
    TurboZinger
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    Is that one of those jail-or-school classes for johns?

  5. Anne Hathaway
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    She even has make up in her nostrils. How’d she manage that, snorting lines of Revlon or WTF?!

  6. Trista Icari

    Impossible! There isn’t nearly enough wax in the world to construct her ass alone! Imagine, a big ball of wax shaped like her ass with it’s own gravitational pull. It’s completely against science!

  7. Enrique Iglesias The Today Show
    AnnaDraconida
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    You know you wear too much makeup when you look ‘Shopped in real life.

  8. Ryan Gosling
    Your Gynecologist
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    Yup… If you ride the lightning it wrecks your jeans.

  9. Fred Durst
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    Fred’s eating at Health Department “A” rated joints now…success be good!

  10. Eva Mendes Nipples
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    The place beyond the pines appears to be chilly.

  11. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
    Kady
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    Is her hair yellow?

  12. Bristol Palin Hot Dog Kyle Massey Chris Massey
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    Why do I get the feeling that she’s pregnant again now?

  13. Salma Hayek Wig
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    first time i saw a woman excited by her own breasts.

  14. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
    AnnaDraconida
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    The Hoff in a couple of years?

  15. Eli Roth Sleeveless
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    “Hey sweet thing…no, I’m just hangin out…waiting for my banner to get done. It says ‘awesome dude’. seriously, you got nice tits”

  16. Bristol Palin Hot Dog Kyle Massey Chris Massey
    Any Guy
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    no amount of soap could ever wash the fail off this pudgy broad.

  17. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
    firstofthefallen
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    She needs tits to go with that ass

  18. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
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    Is that Mike Meyers? Are we getting another Austin Powers movie?

  19. Misana

    Kim’s arms are bigger than this. at least this one looks better than the last one.

  20. Phoebe Price Minidress
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    I’m guessing from the Guy Fawks mask that she’s a member of Anonymous?

  21. Satan

    I thought that was the real Kim, they both have that lifeless gaze.

  22. Harding Cady Stanton

    I enjoyed seeing Vivid testimonial to her. I would like to know who was giving her anal ,I’m guessing here that it wasn’t her fiancee?

  23. Diddy In Classroom
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    He was there to “produce”. In a taping of the lecture you could hear a “yea” or “come on” whenever the professor took a pause.

  24. Eva Longoria Butt Tight Dress
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    The only thing desperate here is the show.

  25. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
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    The only thing that would make this picture scary is if he had a squeegee in one hand.

  26. Anne Hathaway
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    “Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?”

  27. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    Knee Grow
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    “..sitting on a park bench…:

  28. Phoebe Price Minidress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I wish there were more of these but if that really is a crochet stitch …Wow…. Just Wow!

  29. Fred Durst
    Tanzarian
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    Is he shrinking?

  30. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    “Allllrighty then!”

  31. Jason Momoa
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    It may not be the shocker, but IT’S GONNA BRING YOU DOWN! HUAH!

  32. Anne Hathaway
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I know how a worm feels looking up at a crow

  33. Flavor Flav
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    The only way to keep his fifteen minutes from expiring is to wear a clock and keep resetting it.

  34. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    Lita
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    I thought that was an extremely pregnant woman!

  35. Anne Hathaway
    Richard McBeef
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    hide the cheese and get the cat.

  36. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
    Lita
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    “I can’t eat corn with my dentures!”

  37. Eva Mendes Nipples
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    Are they filming a sequel to Stephen King’s Sleepwalkers? She looks like the mom in that movie.

  38. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
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    Skin tight fit.

  39. Diddy In Classroom
    Lita
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    The guy behind them is like “Pssst. I love you.”

  40. Kim Kardashian Wax Figure
    GuyLeDouche
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    I see that Kim has opted to wear a fitted dress for her wedding…

  41. Ryan Gosling
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    Is he there to do battle with Eva Mendes? Those cat people are scary.

  42. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
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    “It’s just like having a parrot, except you can fuck it!”

  43. Jason Momoa
    Lita
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    Yes. The “I love you” sign is very edgy.

  44. Jason Momoa
    Smuser
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    I thought it was Jack Black

  45. John Mayer
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    Douche +bag

  46. Chris Hemsworth Nose Pick Thor The Avengers
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    Is that where he keeps his superpowers?

  47. Zach Galifianakis Gardening
    AnnaDraconida
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    I see the love handle to end all love handles.

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    “Diet pills…diet pills….diet pills….dammit, where did that bagboy put my laxatives??”

  49. Bristol Palin Hot Dog Kyle Massey Chris Massey
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    Drill baby drill!

  50. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
    Lita
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s the fucking scariest gay pirate ever.

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