The Crap I Missed – Friday 8.19.11

August 19th, 2011 // 406 Comments

Faced with low ticket sales and budgetary woes, Madame Tussauds had to find a creative way to cut down on the wax costs.

Welcome to a special Friday The Crap I Missed, where I may be flying solo, but I would never fail to bring you Diddy mindfucking the shit out of Psych 101, the producers of this movie making sure Gerard Depardieu doesn’t ruin the upholstery in this van, Enrique Iglesias showing exactly twice the length of his dick when fully erect and Regis trying to get those goddamned kids off his lawn.

Phoebe Price has a serious moth problem at the end of this thing,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ryan Gosling
    Amber
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    Nooooooooooooo =( He was soooo handsome in The Notebook. Why this? Why?!

  2. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    Squishy
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    As long as he doesn’t need to take another leak…look out boys!!!

  3. Jude Law Scruffy Beard
    Squishy
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    Taking those happy little smurfs to a whole new dark level!

  4. Scarlett Johansson
    Squishy
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    Blahhhhh whatever!

  5. Phoebe Price Minidress
    Amber
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    Looks like the cheshire cat climbed out of the hole!

  6. Scarlett Johansson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Stop! That stuff you’re drinking… It’s PEOPLE!!!

  7. Zach Galifianakis Gardening
    Squishy
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    You funny funny man, you!

  8. John Mayer
    Squishy
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    Trying to out-Depp the Depp…I think not little man…

  9. Jason Momoa
    Squishy
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    ~cringe~

  10. Jason Momoa
    Squishy
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    Halloween already??!

  11. Anne Hathaway
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    Did Dinklage take this pic?

  12. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Amber
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    “Mmm, that looks soooooo good. Too bad I used up all my calories eating that kernel of popcorn last night. =(“

  13. Flavor Flav
    Squishy
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    What the hell is around his neck…GPS?!

  14. Scarlett Johansson
    Buddy the Elf
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    Amazing contraption that keep those massive cans of hers at bay like that.

  15. Phoebe Price Minidress
    TomFrank
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    Really? You couldn’t find five photos of braless Eva Mendes to end the week?

  16. Edgar Pethick-Lawrence

    Looks like somebody lost a few pounds in an imaginary way

    • Burt

      Yes, and it looks like they have he standing on a step ladder under that dress.

      Besides, a white wedding dress? I guess porn stars can dream too.

  17. Phoebe Price Minidress
    Dan
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    Hate the outfit. She looks like she is really cute.

  18. Zach Galifianakis Gardening
    Buddy the Elf
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    Au revoir, Gofer.

  19. Phoebe Price Minidress
    TomFrank
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    Oh…NOW I see what we’re going for.

  20. Ryan Gosling
    Squishy
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    Fugly!

  21. Alessandra Ambrosio
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    That’s a shitload of rice cakes and bottled water.

  22. Phoebe Price Minidress
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    Hard to tell if this was done by moths or by sharp surgically modified parts.

  23. Chris Hemsworth Nose Pick Thor The Avengers
    Squishy
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    Really dude? Lookin for buried treasure?!!

  24. Bristol Palin Hot Dog Kyle Massey Chris Massey
    Squishy
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    Who cares!

  25. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Mandi
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    That’s a lot of groceries for an anorexic.

  26. Rihanna
    Squishy
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    Joan Rivers…you have simple gone too far with the plastics this time!!

  27. John Mayer
    Tracey
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    dork

  28. Eli Roth Sleeveless
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    Anyone know where I can get a banner made?

  29. Zach Galifianakis Gardening
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Croquet’s relaxed pace makes it very popular with our Residents.

  30. Anne Hathaway
    Squishy
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    FFFFFFFUDGE

  31. Phoebe Price Minidress
    Squishy
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    Sorry, who?

  32. Eva Mendes Nipples
    diego
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    Ricardo Montalban?!?!?!

  33. Jason Momoa
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    He is not due for another two months. that’s by the Javis center. he must be registering for the NYCC.

  34. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
    Tracey
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    I got nothin

  35. Zach Galifianakis Gardening
    DeucePickle
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    Jude Law looks terrible !

  36. Eli Roth Sleeveless
    diego
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    Bear Jew? More like Panda Bear Jew these days…

  37. Gerard Depardieu Blanket
    milf25
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    How could he even find it to take a leak?

  38. John Mayer
    DeucePickle
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    This guy, this guy gets any woman he wants

  39. Jason Momoa
    DeucePickle
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    Who’s in charge of dressing this guy ?

  40. Regis Apron Corn On The Cob
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    “This corn tastes like shit! wait a minute…”

  41. Diddy In Classroom
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    Why did Diddy get a “D”? Cuz Diddy didn’t do his homework.

  42. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    *You spin me right round like a record, baby…”

  43. Mena Suvari Captain Morgan
    DeucePickle
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    I’m sure Rihanna is lurking around here somewhere

  44. Jason Momoa
    Your Gynecologist
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    This guy reminds me of every lead singer from every band that ever played in a storage unit.

  45. Scarlett Johansson
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    In this world, she’s a smoking hot chick…but through the looking glass she’s a fat mexican.

  46. Jason Momoa
    Colin
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    Jason Momoa as Gene Simmons as Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter.

  47. John Mayer
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    #2 on the Abercrombie and Fitch hit list.

  48. Ryan Gosling
    Colin
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    Which one is the Dark Mark again, Draco?

  49. Alessandra Ambrosio
    Commented on this photo:

    …who was then heard to say “fuck the paper bags AND the environment, I want EXTRA plastic!”

  50. John Mayer
    Kady
    Commented on this photo:

    um, riiiiight.

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