The Cast of ‘Spring Breakers’ Wore New Bikinis

March 15th, 2012 // 89 Comments
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Here’s Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson continuing to film Spring Breakers only this time in completely different, and smaller, bikinis than they wore yesterday while spraying each other with beer in a pool. If you told me this is what Heaven’s like, I’m pretty sure I’d strap a bomb to my chest and walk into a Planned Parenthood today if I’m understanding Jesus’ teachings correctly. “Hate everybody, but mostly sluts and the poor,” I believe were His words.

Adding… This in place of The Crap We Missed, my heart yearns for Photo Boy, blah blah blah, etc., etc.

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jill

    This movie is going to be like “Magic Mike” for straight men.

  2. grobpilot

    Ha.

  3. I guess this will be the first big release for the Charlie Sheen/Wilmer Valderamma production company, Tender Flowers.

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    Ballin Collin
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    “I can totally see your balls from this angle.”

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    DC
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    Be still my dick

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    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks pretty tired

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    DC
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh well it was time for a new keyboard anyway

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    Sand
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    Is this a feel-good movie about a Down syndrome girl they’re teaching to swim?

  9. Jon Hamm's Ham

    Why did no one listen to me?! Why am I still seeing shit from this film???????

    • Shasta

      Fish is probably getting money to keep posting about it. It’s the only explanation I can think of since the “actresses” involved are nothing special.

  10. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m still surprised that Meryl Streep, Kate Winslett, and Helen Mirren turned down the lead roles.

  11. Taylor Swifts Tampon String

    I wonder if there will be any scissor fighting scenes???

  12. Mike

    Vanessa, from what I know, gets her freak on. So I’d opt for a little muff diving. ;-)

  13. cc

    I smell a big breakthrough coming.

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    JuggNuttz
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    This is gonna be the greatest shitty movie ever i think….

  15. El Jefe

    Selena Gomez camel toe is the only important thing in this movie.

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    Commented on this photo:

    Is this directed by Mel Gibson? Or is that his hot tub?

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    The Pope
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    If this movie isn’t in 3D, they should at least hand out free tissues.

  18. terry

    Soft porn for B-listers. This movie is going to be their fucking downfall. Just look at Vanessa. She is the picture of a goddamn whore. Skank.

    • Do_Freebird

      Softcore is bare tits and ass, a little bush, young girls degrading themselves by being bare-assed naked around fully clothed men and hot lesbian love. This is more like flaccid-core porn.

    • mrsmass

      downfall from what? what was she even in before this?

  19. Serico

    Selena Gomez has no ass

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    bonerspunk
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    The Feds would a field and catch around 75% of the pedos at all the premiers of this flick. Run a background check upon entry and have the vans at the exits.

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    bonerspunk
    Commented on this photo:

    while at work :D

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    bonerspunk
    Commented on this photo:

    About how many testicles are exploding at this moment?

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    Cock Dr
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    Hmmm…dat ass seems substandard.

  24. electricgrl

    Don’t forget the homos fish. Jesus teaches to “Hate everyone, but mostly sluts, the poor, and homos.”
    Fixed it.

  25. Adoption

    Dude not to take sides with anyone but the people at the abortion clinic are killing little babies. No judgement, just saying. I try to understand both sides.

    • LJ

      So you’re taking sides, passing judgement, and blathering bullshit.

    • What babie? If the mother doesn’t want it get fucking rid of it! If you want the baby so much, you take it. Nobody should/can force a woman to have a baby. You would force her to give birth to a child she already resents and would go on to neglect. What kind of monster are you?

  26. Happy Fun Time

    No “The crap we missed”? Somewhere there is a celebrity throwing an iphone, adopting a black baby, wearing a bikini, demanding congress take action against Kony and we’ll never see the pics! Misery! I now know your name!

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    turd da third
    Commented on this photo:

    crowbar ass……. to get those bottoms back someone will need to use a crowbar.

  28. Problem?

    Man, photos from this stupid ass movie are on almost every goddamn page I visit. I imagine that once it is complete, then I will be seeing previews for it every 5 seconds.

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    They could show just the still image above on the movie screen for 90 minutes and it would at least break even. Hell, I’d go see it.

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    Commented on this photo:

    How sad. The Buttcheek Fairy skipped her house.

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    El Jefe
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    This photo makes me sad.

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    El Jefe
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    Really, no one has found this camel toe photo yet?

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    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Apparently she has a TON of shit in her eye.

  34. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Phone call for The Superficial… says his name is Fish.

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    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    Fried chicken and ass, AMERICA!!!

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    Bennesa Vudgens
    Commented on this photo:

    she is hot, but she’s a sixpack of beer away from a full blown gunt and double chin

  37. LJ

    What this week is telling us is that 70% of the day to day labour on this site is accomplished by Photo Boy while Fish lives in semi-retirement in his Fifth Wheel, Keystone Montana travelling the Pennsylvania countryside from RV Park to RV Park.

    • Was here before it was cool

      Full blown thesuperficial is always better than semi thesuperficial but those of us who have been around before the crap we missed appreciate them both equally with no conditions.

    • Do_Freebird

      LJ is right Fish. You’re coming up small – definitely figuratively, and probably literally.

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    Jay
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    Sweet Baby Jesus, that is a pretty little ass…

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    Shoisefhoi
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    damn what a fat ass

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    Wendy
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    How many God-damned times do I have to look at this same picture of this bitch? Gallery FAIL.

  41. weirdo

    She looks like she’s on the set of a porn movie just waiting until it’s time to get the shit fucked out of her!

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Okay, Selena, now that you’ve come up for enough air, get back down between Vanessa’s legs.”

    “Yes, Mr. Bay.”

  43. Do_Freebird

    Superficial, it’s become obvious that Photo-boy is now the brains behind this web site. Almost nothing every day this week except for the skanks in this movie. Today, there are 40 – that’s FORTY pictures, most of them almost the same. No “stuff that we missed”, nothing of any value, and by value I mean REAL TITS AND ASS!!! Get on the stick, or get off the pot.

    • Do_Freebird

      Hey, I just looked at picture #17 – it the one where the chick in the non-matching pink bikini – I have no idea her name, I don’t think it Selena what’s-her-name. Anyway, she’s standing there kind of spread eagled and looking down at her body while some people watch her – anyway, that one’s kind of hot in a humiliating way. But the others – meh.

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    yowillie
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    Spank and eat.

  45. tlmck

    This is going to be the most awesome silent film of the year.

  46. The only problem I have with these pics is that most of them are too damn grainy! ……all of these chicks are hot, but damn, there is something about that Vanessa Hudgens….she looks like a “bad girl” who would be way too much fun when she gets freaky!!…..

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    jackl
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    that’s gotta be the ugliest legs..

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    Looks pretty fucking good to me. Oh, that reminds me, time for dessert.

  49. Sherice

    Why is there no black women in this movie?

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    Minerva
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    She looks more and more like Snooki every day.

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