Here’s Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson continuing to film Spring Breakers only this time in completely different, and smaller, bikinis than they wore yesterday while spraying each other with beer in a pool. If you told me this is what Heaven’s like, I’m pretty sure I’d strap a bomb to my chest and walk into a Planned Parenthood today if I’m understanding Jesus’ teachings correctly. “Hate everybody, but mostly sluts and the poor,” I believe were His words.
Adding… This in place of The Crap We Missed, my heart yearns for Photo Boy, blah blah blah, etc., etc.
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
This movie is going to be like “Magic Mike” for straight men.
This movie is going to be stupid even for the profoundly retarded.
The Cast of Spring Breakers Whore New Bikinis
Ha.
those bitches are dog ass ugly, whats up with you dude
I guess this will be the first big release for the Charlie Sheen/Wilmer Valderamma production company, Tender Flowers.
“I can totally see your balls from this angle.”
Be still my dick
She looks pretty tired
Oh well it was time for a new keyboard anyway
Is this a feel-good movie about a Down syndrome girl they’re teaching to swim?
Why did no one listen to me?! Why am I still seeing shit from this film???????
Fish is probably getting money to keep posting about it. It’s the only explanation I can think of since the “actresses” involved are nothing special.
I’m still surprised that Meryl Streep, Kate Winslett, and Helen Mirren turned down the lead roles.
ㅋㅋㅋ(kekeke)
Does anyone know the heimlich maneuver?
I wonder if there will be any scissor fighting scenes???
I’m lovin’ ya name girl!
Vanessa, from what I know, gets her freak on. So I’d opt for a little muff diving. ;-)
I smell a big breakthrough coming.
This is gonna be the greatest shitty movie ever i think….
+5 you beat me to it
Selena Gomez camel toe is the only important thing in this movie.
Is this directed by Mel Gibson? Or is that his hot tub?
If this movie isn’t in 3D, they should at least hand out free tissues.
Soft porn for B-listers. This movie is going to be their fucking downfall. Just look at Vanessa. She is the picture of a goddamn whore. Skank.
Softcore is bare tits and ass, a little bush, young girls degrading themselves by being bare-assed naked around fully clothed men and hot lesbian love. This is more like flaccid-core porn.
downfall from what? what was she even in before this?
Selena Gomez has no ass
ASs for daYS
The Feds would a field and catch around 75% of the pedos at all the premiers of this flick. Run a background check upon entry and have the vans at the exits.
*would have
* a field day…ok, I admit….I just finished fapping all over the place.
I’m guessing non of the actors wearing bikinis in this movies is a child.
Sounds pretty fascistic to me. Maybe they should do the same thing with porn flicks, either at the theaters or at the video stores where people go to rent the vids.
Yeah, do a background check and haul their asses off if you’re unhappy with the results. And if they come back clean, you could also sell them a gun. It’s a win/win for everybody. Except for the Constitution.
Yeah… stupid rights and freedoms.
pedos like 9 year olds, not 19
while at work :D
About how many testicles are exploding at this moment?
Hmmm…dat ass seems substandard.
Don’t forget the homos fish. Jesus teaches to “Hate everyone, but mostly sluts, the poor, and homos.”
Fixed it.
Dude not to take sides with anyone but the people at the abortion clinic are killing little babies. No judgement, just saying. I try to understand both sides.
So you’re taking sides, passing judgement, and blathering bullshit.
What babie? If the mother doesn’t want it get fucking rid of it! If you want the baby so much, you take it. Nobody should/can force a woman to have a baby. You would force her to give birth to a child she already resents and would go on to neglect. What kind of monster are you?
No “The crap we missed”? Somewhere there is a celebrity throwing an iphone, adopting a black baby, wearing a bikini, demanding congress take action against Kony and we’ll never see the pics! Misery! I now know your name!
Fish, maybe you should consider a “Photo Temp.”
crowbar ass……. to get those bottoms back someone will need to use a crowbar.
Man, photos from this stupid ass movie are on almost every goddamn page I visit. I imagine that once it is complete, then I will be seeing previews for it every 5 seconds.
They could show just the still image above on the movie screen for 90 minutes and it would at least break even. Hell, I’d go see it.
How sad. The Buttcheek Fairy skipped her house.
This photo makes me sad.
Really, no one has found this camel toe photo yet?
Apparently she has a TON of shit in her eye.
Phone call for The Superficial… says his name is Fish.
Fried chicken and ass, AMERICA!!!
she is hot, but she’s a sixpack of beer away from a full blown gunt and double chin
What this week is telling us is that 70% of the day to day labour on this site is accomplished by Photo Boy while Fish lives in semi-retirement in his Fifth Wheel, Keystone Montana travelling the Pennsylvania countryside from RV Park to RV Park.
Full blown thesuperficial is always better than semi thesuperficial but those of us who have been around before the crap we missed appreciate them both equally with no conditions.
But in the “good old days” there were tits and pink stars.
LJ is right Fish. You’re coming up small – definitely figuratively, and probably literally.
Sweet Baby Jesus, that is a pretty little ass…
damn what a fat ass
How many God-damned times do I have to look at this same picture of this bitch? Gallery FAIL.
She looks like she’s on the set of a porn movie just waiting until it’s time to get the shit fucked out of her!
“Okay, Selena, now that you’ve come up for enough air, get back down between Vanessa’s legs.”
“Yes, Mr. Bay.”
Superficial, it’s become obvious that Photo-boy is now the brains behind this web site. Almost nothing every day this week except for the skanks in this movie. Today, there are 40 – that’s FORTY pictures, most of them almost the same. No “stuff that we missed”, nothing of any value, and by value I mean REAL TITS AND ASS!!! Get on the stick, or get off the pot.
Hey, I just looked at picture #17 – it the one where the chick in the non-matching pink bikini – I have no idea her name, I don’t think it Selena what’s-her-name. Anyway, she’s standing there kind of spread eagled and looking down at her body while some people watch her – anyway, that one’s kind of hot in a humiliating way. But the others – meh.
Spank and eat.
This is going to be the most awesome silent film of the year.
The only problem I have with these pics is that most of them are too damn grainy! ……all of these chicks are hot, but damn, there is something about that Vanessa Hudgens….she looks like a “bad girl” who would be way too much fun when she gets freaky!!…..
She was smoking a blunt on the beach in one of the previous sets.
that’s gotta be the ugliest legs..
I was thinking exactly the opposite.
Looks pretty fucking good to me. Oh, that reminds me, time for dessert.
Why is there no black women in this movie?
She looks more and more like Snooki every day.