The 2011 Billboard Music Awards

May 23rd, 2011 // 183 Comments

And here’s the rest of The 2011 Billboard Music Awards that doesn’t involve Britney Spears dancing with walking in the same general vicinity as Rihanna, or Justin Bieber dooming Selena Gomez to a life of forever hiding in the shadows or however teens describe not being able to go to the mall these days. Purgatory? Who fucking knows? I honestly don’t understand a single thing these kids say anymore. It’s all mucus plugs and dilated cervices. In my day, all we had to entertain ourselves was marijuana and Game Boy, and we liked it.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Rihanna Billboard Music Awards 2011
    marie
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    Hey mrs. Jonathan Hart – solven any mysteries?

  2. Fergie Billboard Music Awards 20011
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    Say what you will about her having a penis, have you seen some of that tranny porn? Some of it is actually hot.

  3. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    reboxx
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    Silicon!!!
    the only element that micki know from the periodic table
    Anywhooooooooooo
    i hate fake stuff

  4. Kelly Rowland Beyonce Michelle Williams Billboard Music Awards 20011
    marie
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    well, Michelle Williams used to be my fav of hotness, but now it’s K-Row…

  5. Fergie Billboard Music Awards 20011
    MrsWrong
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    NOPE, I can still see your adam’s apple

  6. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    You can see the back brace she has to wear to support the weight of her fake boobs, fake hair, and horrible guilt of being a sellout

  7. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    MrsWrong
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    The 90s called and want your outfit back

  8. Rihanna Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    Looks like someone has been to Ellen’s stylist

  9. Bret Michaels Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    looking for another payday after his “Rock of Love: Prostitute Edition” didn’t take off

  10. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    Have you ever met a couple who just give you the odd feeling they dress up in each others’ clothes at home?

  11. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    Shakiras hips dont lie

  12. Baccusvd

    I’d just like to say I’m SICK of shows that seem almost rigged to make Beyounce look good. Shes LAME.

  13. Lil Wayne Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    your pants are falling off

  14. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    Nicki here chewed some gum and forgot how to walk

  15. Britney Spears Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    Britney: You know I don’t know how to sing good, right?
    Nicki:Shhh…me either

  16. Ken Jeong Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards
    MrsWrong
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    If you two are in a gang you’re doing it wrong

  17. Jason Trawick Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards
    MrsWrong
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    Thank god shes wearing that, …they almost looked normal!

  18. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
    MrsWrong
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    ENUF OF THIS B***

  19. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Michelle
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    Beyonce’s reaction when someone suggested she sing with Britney.

  20. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Michelle
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    They are going to have to start putting a PSI rating on pants soon.

  21. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Kadhyaa
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    OMG! If I had her figure, I’d have a corset on at all times ! Poor girl

  22. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    Matt
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    Wow! Shes flawless!!

  23. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    glam
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    Shes so sexy! The real black barbie

  24. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Well, at least when her career goes in the tank, she’ll apparently have something to fall back on.

  25. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Whoops! Looks like someone just sharted.

  26. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Looking fierce doesn’t age well, apparently.

  27. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Is this her attempt at looking feminine?

    BWAHAHAHAHA!

  28. Britney Spears Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    They’re sharing the inside joke of not having any talent but making millions of dollars anyways, damn their souls.

  29. Ken Jeong Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards
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    Sorry, which one’s which again?

  30. Jason Trawick Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards
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    He’s walking her over to the brass pole ballet… she’s on in 15 minutes.

  31. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Her lips say no, but her eyes say, “More anal, please!”

  32. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
    tlmck
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    Not particularly attractive, cannot sing a note, dubious songwriting credits. Congratulations Taylor Swift, you have just hit the Hollywood lottery! Don’t worry about all these awards. They are as phony as you are.

  33. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    She might think this is her “Come hither” stare, but I’m definitely reading it as a “Go yonder stare.”

  34. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Sweating to the Oldies?

  35. Ne-Yo Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    “Nicki Minaj has a gapper on her THIS WIDE!”

  36. Randy Jackson Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    My 4-year old daughter wears something like that when she’s using poster paints.

  37. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    *movie trailer music and voice-over”

    “She wants it, and she’s not going to take ‘no’ for an answer.”

    *scream*

  38. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Pshaw. I can do a rabbit, an eagle AND a guy wearing a hat. Top that, Sasha Fierce.

  39. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Knippy
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    Vagina dentata.

  40. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Carson
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    Man, Suzanne Somers looks really good for 64!

  41. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    tlmck
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    I wonder why they never do any Beyonce butt shots anymore.

    Oh yeah I forgot. ATTACK OF THE 50 FT. ASS!

  42. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    cc
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    She was always the hottest member of Destiny’s Child.

  43. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    cc
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    If I turn to the right, they won’t see me pic this agonizing wedgy.

  44. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    cc
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    Available in poster size? Please?

  45. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Mike Walker
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    Zzzzz….zzzzzz….zzzzzz….zzzzz….

  46. Nicole Kidman Keith Urban Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Mike Walker
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    Too late girls, the GLAAD awards was a week ago.

  47. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Mike Walker
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    Kesha unveils her new line of Dynarex™ evening wear.

  48. Randy Jackson Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Blech
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    Randy is… not in it to win it.

  49. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Blech
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    Man, the underwear that does a lot of lifting, and is only available on the Home Shopping Network, really does work!

  50. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    lavalamp
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    I haven’t seen a ho look this busted since craigslist stopped running those special personal ads.

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