And here’s the rest of The 2011 Billboard Music Awards that doesn’t involve Britney Spears dancing with walking in the same general vicinity as Rihanna, or Justin Bieber dooming Selena Gomez to a life of forever hiding in the shadows or however teens describe not being able to go to the mall these days. Purgatory? Who fucking knows? I honestly don’t understand a single thing these kids say anymore. It’s all mucus plugs and dilated cervices. In my day, all we had to entertain ourselves was marijuana and Game Boy, and we liked it.
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Hey mrs. Jonathan Hart – solven any mysteries?
Say what you will about her having a penis, have you seen some of that tranny porn? Some of it is actually hot.
Silicon!!!
the only element that micki know from the periodic table
Anywhooooooooooo
i hate fake stuff
well, Michelle Williams used to be my fav of hotness, but now it’s K-Row…
NOPE, I can still see your adam’s apple
You can see the back brace she has to wear to support the weight of her fake boobs, fake hair, and horrible guilt of being a sellout
The 90s called and want your outfit back
Jealousy is the name of the hideous growth between MrsWrong’s shoulders.
Looks like someone has been to Ellen’s stylist
looking for another payday after his “Rock of Love: Prostitute Edition” didn’t take off
Have you ever met a couple who just give you the odd feeling they dress up in each others’ clothes at home?
Shakiras hips dont lie
I’d just like to say I’m SICK of shows that seem almost rigged to make Beyounce look good. Shes LAME.
your pants are falling off
Nicki here chewed some gum and forgot how to walk
Britney: You know I don’t know how to sing good, right?
Nicki:Shhh…me either
If you two are in a gang you’re doing it wrong
Thank god shes wearing that, …they almost looked normal!
ENUF OF THIS B***
Beyonce’s reaction when someone suggested she sing with Britney.
They are going to have to start putting a PSI rating on pants soon.
OMG! If I had her figure, I’d have a corset on at all times ! Poor girl
Wow! Shes flawless!!
Shes so sexy! The real black barbie
Well, at least when her career goes in the tank, she’ll apparently have something to fall back on.
haha
Whoops! Looks like someone just sharted.
Looking fierce doesn’t age well, apparently.
Is this her attempt at looking feminine?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
They’re sharing the inside joke of not having any talent but making millions of dollars anyways, damn their souls.
Sorry, which one’s which again?
He’s walking her over to the brass pole ballet… she’s on in 15 minutes.
Her lips say no, but her eyes say, “More anal, please!”
Not particularly attractive, cannot sing a note, dubious songwriting credits. Congratulations Taylor Swift, you have just hit the Hollywood lottery! Don’t worry about all these awards. They are as phony as you are.
She might think this is her “Come hither” stare, but I’m definitely reading it as a “Go yonder stare.”
Sweating to the Oldies?
“Nicki Minaj has a gapper on her THIS WIDE!”
My 4-year old daughter wears something like that when she’s using poster paints.
*movie trailer music and voice-over”
“She wants it, and she’s not going to take ‘no’ for an answer.”
*scream*
Pshaw. I can do a rabbit, an eagle AND a guy wearing a hat. Top that, Sasha Fierce.
Vagina dentata.
Man, Suzanne Somers looks really good for 64!
I wonder why they never do any Beyonce butt shots anymore.
Oh yeah I forgot. ATTACK OF THE 50 FT. ASS!
She was always the hottest member of Destiny’s Child.
If I turn to the right, they won’t see me pic this agonizing wedgy.
Available in poster size? Please?
Zzzzz….zzzzzz….zzzzzz….zzzzz….
Too late girls, the GLAAD awards was a week ago.
Kesha unveils her new line of Dynarex™ evening wear.
Randy is… not in it to win it.
Man, the underwear that does a lot of lifting, and is only available on the Home Shopping Network, really does work!
I haven’t seen a ho look this busted since craigslist stopped running those special personal ads.