And here’s the rest of The 2011 Billboard Music Awards that doesn’t involve Britney Spears dancing with walking in the same general vicinity as Rihanna, or Justin Bieber dooming Selena Gomez to a life of forever hiding in the shadows or however teens describe not being able to go to the mall these days. Purgatory? Who fucking knows? I honestly don’t understand a single thing these kids say anymore. It’s all mucus plugs and dilated cervices. In my day, all we had to entertain ourselves was marijuana and Game Boy, and we liked it.
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This is Kesha cosplaying as my refrigerator. Although I’m sure it has more waist definition than she does.
Girlfriend’s so rough even Arnie wouldn’t rattle his cock in her no-doubt cavernous hole.
My kingdom for an ass.
Oh I fucking love Jeff Buckley.
shes like a tree trunk w/ boobs.
tice nits
The dude from Great White looks AMAZING!
“For me dawg, it’s a NO.”
Bangin body! Hayseuss christ!
Truth is, once you get the Spanx off this creature, all you’re left with is AIDS.
That is the most pathetic, inappropriate comment I have ever heard. Get a life, troll!
I can’t tell if his face came with the hat, or his hat came with that face. “Don’t need NOTHING, but a HAIR-LINE, and it don’t get better than this”. It certainly never will broseph.
The hair comes with the hat. I think they sell them on Melrose Ave.
Dear God, please tell me the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.
lmao
Baby got front …
it’s the backside of a 56′ Chevy
Why does a tiny cowboy hat mean gay for everyone but him?
“Will and Grace has been off the air for years now, no one will notice I’m dressed like Jack.”
it might look like some sort of high fashion, but those straps, buckles, and the neck collar are all part of the rube goldberg machine that keeps her dong tucked.
An ugly faux lesbian wearing Depends. Hott!
No wonder black dudes need the long cock. That’s a lot of ass cheek chunk to get by to doggy-style that
And in that water bottle… straight vodka
The All-New Ke$ha Before Doll! Just add unprotected sex with Wal-Mart stockboys, several years of heavy cocaine abuse, Taco Bell and two packs-a-day of Camel Lights and you can watch her transform into the thing we call Ke$ha
Geez- Shakira needs to wash her hair.
she…..must pooh.
Strange…. I can’t seem to tell if this picture was taken from the front or the back.
If she was any paler she would be the invisible woman from the fantastic four.
Fuck you, pumpkin. At least she’s not orange and leathery like almost every other celebrity.
She looks like a …. oh, forget it. It’s just too easy.
We don’t need another hero! We don’t need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome!”
Has Mel Gibson seen this Acid Queen yet?
So this is what happened to the little girl from Clan of the Cave Bear
Those tits look pretty nice
So first I thought this was Janet Jackson and then I was like oh no, It’s Shakira. Then I read it is actually Beyonce. I’m wicked confused….
Every night we does Th Tell…in the before time, in the long, long ago…
Brit’s looking good!
THAT ASS HAS MY SWORD
Very nice ass. I’d kissing lovingly.
Well said, sir.
Hell. I’m horny AND desperate. I’ll take her.
OMG!! Just look at her face. Doesn’t she look alot like Careron Diaz ?
The black Kim Kardashian. Neither one has any talent bit both are Fame Whores.
Both went to the same dr for hydrogel ass injections. There are pictures of both before they were “famous” with normal sized asses. Pathetic cunts!
kims is real, this chicks butt is not
And you know this how?
There are numerous pics of Kim “I LOVE BLACK COCK” with a normal sized ass before she got famous.
Damn…what the hell happened to her face? She is a much prettier woman than this photo shows.
A commercial would be a better use of air time rather than put that thing up there.
Even she is getting bored with all of these award shows.
I bet she smells like coco butter and tuna.
tayilor swift is so BORING
Botox?!?
Improved from last shoot – she must have hired a new stylist, I guess.
Gorgeous and a great voice – so much better in any way than Beyonce.
this dress is a big excuse for having a great/large ass
good pic
great couple, they look happy.
So Ke$ha… what are your cravings?