The 2011 Billboard Music Awards

May 23rd, 2011 // 183 Comments

And here’s the rest of The 2011 Billboard Music Awards that doesn’t involve Britney Spears dancing with walking in the same general vicinity as Rihanna, or Justin Bieber dooming Selena Gomez to a life of forever hiding in the shadows or however teens describe not being able to go to the mall these days. Purgatory? Who fucking knows? I honestly don’t understand a single thing these kids say anymore. It’s all mucus plugs and dilated cervices. In my day, all we had to entertain ourselves was marijuana and Game Boy, and we liked it.

Photos: Getty

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  1. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Maruli
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    This is Kesha cosplaying as my refrigerator. Although I’m sure it has more waist definition than she does.

  2. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Snoyl
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    Girlfriend’s so rough even Arnie wouldn’t rattle his cock in her no-doubt cavernous hole.

  3. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Remember when celebrities had talent?
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    My kingdom for an ass.

  4. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    boing
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    shes like a tree trunk w/ boobs.

  5. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    I switched the first 2 letters around, see?
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    tice nits

  6. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SteveG
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    The dude from Great White looks AMAZING!

  7. Randy Jackson Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SteveG
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    “For me dawg, it’s a NO.”

  8. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    would hit
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    Bangin body! Hayseuss christ!

  9. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SteveG
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    Truth is, once you get the Spanx off this creature, all you’re left with is AIDS.

  10. Bret Michaels Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SteveG
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    I can’t tell if his face came with the hat, or his hat came with that face. “Don’t need NOTHING, but a HAIR-LINE, and it don’t get better than this”. It certainly never will broseph.

  11. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Eugene
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    Dear God, please tell me the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  12. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    Eugene
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    Baby got front …

  13. Fergie Billboard Music Awards 20011
    ingress
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    it’s the backside of a 56′ Chevy

  14. Bret Michaels Billboard Music Awards 2011
    j/k
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    Why does a tiny cowboy hat mean gay for everyone but him?

  15. Joe Jonas Billboard Music Awards 2011
    j/k
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    “Will and Grace has been off the air for years now, no one will notice I’m dressed like Jack.”

  16. Fergie Billboard Music Awards 20011
    Richard McBeef
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    it might look like some sort of high fashion, but those straps, buckles, and the neck collar are all part of the rube goldberg machine that keeps her dong tucked.

  17. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    It had to be said
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    An ugly faux lesbian wearing Depends. Hott!

  18. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Soviet Snow
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    No wonder black dudes need the long cock. That’s a lot of ass cheek chunk to get by to doggy-style that

  19. Lil Wayne Billboard Music Awards 2011
    jpony
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    And in that water bottle… straight vodka

  20. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Just RJ
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    The All-New Ke$ha Before Doll! Just add unprotected sex with Wal-Mart stockboys, several years of heavy cocaine abuse, Taco Bell and two packs-a-day of Camel Lights and you can watch her transform into the thing we call Ke$ha

  21. UnholyKrep

    Geez- Shakira needs to wash her hair.

  22. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    UnholyKrep
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    she…..must pooh.

  23. Fergie Billboard Music Awards 20011
    pumpkin
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    Strange…. I can’t seem to tell if this picture was taken from the front or the back.

  24. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
    pumpkin
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    If she was any paler she would be the invisible woman from the fantastic four.

  25. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    pumpkin
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    She looks like a …. oh, forget it. It’s just too easy.

  26. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    We don’t need another hero! We don’t need to know the way home! All we want is life beyond the Thunderdome!”

  27. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Has Mel Gibson seen this Acid Queen yet?

  28. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    So this is what happened to the little girl from Clan of the Cave Bear

  29. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    PopeyesChicken
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    Those tits look pretty nice

  30. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
    tmfvaughan
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    So first I thought this was Janet Jackson and then I was like oh no, It’s Shakira. Then I read it is actually Beyonce. I’m wicked confused….

  31. Beyonce Billboard Music Awards 2011
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    Every night we does Th Tell…in the before time, in the long, long ago…

  32. Jason Trawick Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards
    tmfvaughan
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    Brit’s looking good!

  33. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    The GW's friend
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    THAT ASS HAS MY SWORD

  34. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Nonesuch
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    Very nice ass. I’d kissing lovingly.

  35. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Racer X
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    Well said, sir.

  36. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SIN
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    Hell. I’m horny AND desperate. I’ll take her.

  37. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SIN
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    OMG!! Just look at her face. Doesn’t she look alot like Careron Diaz ?

  38. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SIN
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    The black Kim Kardashian. Neither one has any talent bit both are Fame Whores.

  39. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    SIN
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    Damn…what the hell happened to her face? She is a much prettier woman than this photo shows.

  40. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SIN
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    A commercial would be a better use of air time rather than put that thing up there.

  41. Taylor Swift Billboard Music Awards 2011
    SIN
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    Even she is getting bored with all of these award shows.

  42. Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    Hobo Killer
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    I bet she smells like coco butter and tuna.

  43. x

    tayilor swift is so BORING

  44. Fergie Billboard Music Awards 20011
    marie
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    Botox?!?

  45. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    marie
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    Improved from last shoot – she must have hired a new stylist, I guess.

  46. Kelly Rowland Billboard Music Awards 20011
    marie
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    Gorgeous and a great voice – so much better in any way than Beyonce.

  47. Fergie Billboard Music Awards 20011
    marie
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    this dress is a big excuse for having a great/large ass

  48. Britney Spears Nicki Minaj Billboard Music Awards 2011
    marie
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    good pic

  49. Jason Trawick Britney Spears Billboard Music Awards
    marie
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    great couple, they look happy.

  50. Ke$sh Billboard Music Awards 2011
    marie
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    So Ke$ha… what are your cravings?

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