And here’s the rest of The 2011 Billboard Music Awards that doesn’t involve Britney Spears dancing with walking in the same general vicinity as Rihanna, or Justin Bieber dooming Selena Gomez to a life of forever hiding in the shadows or however teens describe not being able to go to the mall these days. Purgatory? Who fucking knows? I honestly don’t understand a single thing these kids say anymore. It’s all mucus plugs and dilated cervices. In my day, all we had to entertain ourselves was marijuana and Game Boy, and we liked it.
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Hmmm…all singers.
What would they do without digital reprocessors?
Who knew Fergie had a hot sister!
Bubble butt……but is it real?
NO!
Wow!
Not sure what she’s selling, but I’d be happy to take a look at her brochure.
Congrats Nicole on your escape from the Scientology boat. Well done.
Must be depressing that when it’s your turn to take a picture they tell you to face the wall.
she’s sooo hot!
yess she is!!! one of the best!!
[ ] Attractive
[X] Ten pounds of sausage in a five pound wrapper.
Judging by the picture before this one, I can guess who she’ll get her hands on next. SKATE AWAY, APOLLO!!!
mmmm… pancakes……
Hey where’s that bright pink dildo she likes to wave around? The awards committee didn’t go for that performance prop?
That frock is pretty damned strange looking.
Eh, it’s Fergie. Chicks with dicks do things differently.
the trifeca of hotness!
She has the curves of a brick wall. I’m deleting my I Am T-Pain app!
This chick looks frumpy no matter how much bling she wears.
Is that black chick’s ass in the pink wig even real??
I’d hit it, with a clothespin on my nose.
DJ ..it’s from the Kim Kardashian Collection of fake asses!
There’s the minder….a man who’s next few years will be lucrative but also very difficult.
When her cash creation powers are finally extinguished he will dump her.
Her reaction after seeing Kesha in that dress.
Kelly Rowland for the win!
She has a figure like a refridgerator.
Correction – the box the refrigerator came in.
She looks beautiful… Everyone else looks like they are trying way too hard.
WHY
Were they giving out Billboard Forehead awards too?
SHE’S SO PRETTY!
Yep, she’s getting ultra fat. Those straps are made to keep her weight under control.
Porcelain Doll!!
GAY!!!
…and this dress I call the “nightmare catcher”.
^this
You made me laugh with that.
If I hadn’t seen Courtney Love from this same angle, I’d have something really mean to say.
From the thumbnail, I thought that was David Spade.
I know she’s really trying here but I looked at her face and the first thing that popped into my head was: “There is no Dana, only Zuuuuuul!”
this ghostbusters quote totally just made my day highfive
Could totally pass for a woman…
God this broad…why does she always squint like that? Is that her “I’m so hot” face?
I’m so sick of seeing girls looking like slutty clown. The giant fake asses, pink wigs, glitter and trash clothes have got to go. Whatever happened to pretty hair and makeup and looking sexy w/o being trashy?
It’s end times. We want freaks.
This photo looks exactly the same as all of his photos.
Flapjacks!
I think he’s wearing more make up than she is. Gross.
Wow she is busted and her figure is horrendous. She makes Lady Gaga look hot. All that sparkly crap just proves you can’t polish a turd.
You know you’ve been pigeon-holed when you turn up to the BMAs with fire-engine red hair. wearing a white pants-suit cut to the waist and the first words out of their mouths are “Chris Brown..”
Wow, a wig with roots. That’s a new look.
i know, right?! weird! :S just like her, PERFECT!
How do they always manage to look like a couple of video store standees?
All singers.
They’d be waiting tables if not for Autotune.
Kelly Rowland is hotter than she used to be.
was expecting to see a doo doo bucket under her
clearly billboard’s only interest is in the homosexual crowd. perhaps they were on to something in ‘eating raoul’, about taking all the money gays apparently have that the rest of us don’t?
god forbid they cater at all to good ol dad who actually pay the fuckin itunes bills
Hey, they threw in Taylor Swift…..
She asked me out once but I turned her down. I figured we’d eventually break up and it would be too difficult for her to write a song with Astroglide, a donkey, and jumper cables. For once, I wasn’t thinking about me…
People are famous for just having a big ass they don’t even bother looking at the camera anymore.
Could he dress anymore like a tard!!!
Yes, Taylor the beard