The Best of The Crap We Missed 2013

December 31st, 2013 // 220 Comments
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For those of you who only come here for the minutes to our secret Communist Islam Obama rallies, and have no clue what the hell The Crap We Missed is, let me try to explain this in a way that doesn’t make me sound like I spend every single day looking for pictures of celebrities in compromising situations and/or tight-fitting exercise attire, so that I may exploit them into click-bait dollars that keep me out of slip-proof shoes.

Ok, that’s not possible, but I can tell you that this daily feature is not only the driving engine behind another site staple, The Most Important People on The Internet — in which you guys endlessly crack our dark-hearted asses up — but also provides me an outlet for an otherwise entirely unhealthy obsession with a certain sausage-fingered monarch. Never change, you goofy bastard.

See you Thursday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince William Scared To Get Hit By Ball Charity Football Match Castle Rising
    JimBB
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    Shall I retrieve the Royal Tampon for you, your Highness?

  2. Prince Charles Posing With Group Of Black Kids
    JimBB
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    If there is video of him pouring one out for his homies, this has the potential to be the greatest rap video of all time.

  3. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    CK
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    Nothing like a big ol’ helping of Fatty Taffy..

  4. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Eric
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    Lindsay Lohan is driving again.

  5. Will Smith Knighting Jaden Smith
    Eric
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    The Fresh Pinocchio of Bel Air

  6. Pink Boner Projection During Concert
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    The lap dance Karl Marx received came with an unwanted surprise.

  7. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Derpface Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    Eric
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    Even at 80 Clint Eastwood would make a better Batman.

  8. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Eric
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    Jiggly Grand-pop

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    Steve McQueen couldn’t have pulled off looking cool on a tri-ped.

  10. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Noel Coward Theatre
    Eric
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    The new Jesse Pinkman in the British version of Breaking Bad.

  11. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    eric
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    Don’t listen to the Weiner

  12. Eddie Murphy With Transvestite
    eric
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    If that’s a transvestite prostitute then I’ll play a Donkey in a movie.

  13. President George W Bush President Bill Clinton Chelsea Clinton
    eric
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    George W. Bush plants a booger on Bill Clinton’s jacket.

  14. Prince Charles Posing With Group Of Black Kids
    eric
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    Rollin’ down the street smokin’ indo’
    Sippin’ on gin and juice
    Laid back (with my mind on my money and my money on my mind)

  15. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Russian Martial Arts School
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    What happens in Russia stays in Russia.

  16. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
    anonymous
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    Khloe Kardashian topless is a horrible as I thought.

  17. January Jones Getting Choked By Jason Isaacs
    anonymous
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    She must have just told him that his name is on that laundry list she labeled “Possible Baby Daddies”.

  18. Britney Spears Staring At Barbies
    anonymous
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    Didn’t BS have her own Barbie? I guess it’s too painful to be playing with it.

  19. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Russian Martial Arts School
    anonymous
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    Got an entire women’s Russian gymnastics squad in front of him but Steven makes “F–k me eyes” guy.

  20. Madonna African Kids Instagram
    anonymous
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    Being the next in line to be adopted by Madonna is like an American Idol competition.

  21. Amber Rose Smoking Cigarette In Front Of Little Boy 2nd Annual Budweiser Made in America Music Festival
    anonymous
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    Kid’s thinking that it’s not the upside down cross in the middle over her brow that’s making her looks stupid…

  22. Tommy Lee Coked Up Insane Face DJ Set Gryphon Nightclub
    Vic Damone
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    He did not!

  23. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Derpface Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    anonymous
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    I don’t think Clint has told Ben that it isn’t a good thing to receive a horny Guy’s Choice award.

  24. Nicolas Cage Fake Ponytail Outcast Press Conference
    evilstamos
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    Your move, Travolta.

  25. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Noel Coward Theatre
    anonymous
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    Breaking Dan

  26. anonymous
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    They couldn’t roll it to the right a bit farther and get all the minivans out of the shot?

  27. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
    anonymous
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    This is why little girls grow up to make a living in front of the camera and on strip poles.

  28. Prince William Scared To Get Hit By Ball Charity Football Match Castle Rising
    anonymous
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    Nothing like a pic of British Royalty playing Nope Football. It’s not like it’s their national sport or anything.

  29. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
    rican
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    “Yeeech, shave that thing will ya?!”

  30. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
    rican
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    I wonder if that elephant gets shot as well.

  31. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    rican
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    I want to spread him all over the newspaper.

  32. Nicolas Cage Fake Ponytail Outcast Press Conference
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    What do you get if you cross Nik Cage and Steven Seagal?

  33. Commented on this photo:

    Born to be mild.

  34. Tommy Lee Coked Up Insane Face DJ Set Gryphon Nightclub
    BeckyStyles
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    “Fuck Don Jon! I’m a drummer!”

  35. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Russian Martial Arts School
    Art Crow
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    “Did you…?”
    “I did.”

  36. Madonna African Kids Instagram
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    There is something extremely wrong with her doing that wink.

  37. Norman Reedus Holding Rubber Dildo Terry Richardson
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    ” Up yours vegans I found this in my black bean soup.”

  38. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    I don’t see the difference both are car wrecks.

  39. David Beckham Opponents Face In Crotch
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    ” Alexis goes Num Num so he can be goalie.”

  40. Will Smith Knighting Jaden Smith
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    ” Alright Will now smack him in the nose for being a shit head !”

  41. Norman Reedus Holding Rubber Dildo Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess when you morph Jack Wagner and Norman Reedus into one, there’s gotta be some leftover parts somewhere.

  42. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    Commented on this photo:

    I dare ya to look at this picture and not yawn.

  43. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    Happy New Year Coco!! Love ya!

  44. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Weight Watchers
    Commented on this photo:

    Congratulations to Iggy Pop on his loss of over 350 pounds in 2013

  45. Vince Vaughn Teleprompter
    Bruno
    Commented on this photo:

    Now we know how they all memorize, or not memorize, their lines so fast. Isn’t this the equivalent of lip syncing?

  46. Will Smith Knighting Jaden Smith
    fred
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ariise, Sir Douche of Baggery.”

  47. Madonna African Kids Instagram
    Lancelot Link Secret Chimp
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    This was taken after announcing to the crowd that she will be taking one lucky tribe member back to her home to live in the US and the showing of, a movie close to Madonna’s heart. Mommy Dearest.,

  48. Norman Reedus Holding Rubber Dildo Terry Richardson
    Lancelot Link Secret Chimp
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    Soon after removing the dildo from her pants and flipping off the whole damn world, Norman’s real identity was revealed as Lindsay Lohan.

  49. David Beckham Opponents Face In Crotch
    Lancelot Link Secret Chimp
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    If my face had to be buryed in someone’s crotch. it could be a lot worse.

  50. Prince Charles Posing With Group Of Black Kids
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    “I’m not a businessman, I’m the fuckin’ Prince of Wales. Wal-E out!”

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