The Best of The Crap We Missed 2013

December 31st, 2013 // 220 Comments
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For those of you who only come here for the minutes to our secret Communist Islam Obama rallies, and have no clue what the hell The Crap We Missed is, let me try to explain this in a way that doesn’t make me sound like I spend every single day looking for pictures of celebrities in compromising situations and/or tight-fitting exercise attire, so that I may exploit them into click-bait dollars that keep me out of slip-proof shoes.

Ok, that’s not possible, but I can tell you that this daily feature is not only the driving engine behind another site staple, The Most Important People on The Internet — in which you guys endlessly crack our dark-hearted asses up — but also provides me an outlet for an otherwise entirely unhealthy obsession with a certain sausage-fingered monarch. Never change, you goofy bastard.

See you Thursday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. January Jones Getting Choked By Jason Isaacs
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    It’s as if he’s reading my mind.

  2. Prince Charles Posing With Group Of Black Kids
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    I say, I’m chilling with my homies in the DLC.

  3. January Jones Getting Choked By Jason Isaacs
    JimBB
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    She hugs her son the same way.

  4. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    JimBB
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    Try outracing me on that skateboard NOW, butthead!!

  5. George Lucas NAACP Awards
    JimBB
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    Headline: “Black Guys Thrilled to See White Jew Win Award for Movie About Black Guys”

  6. Britney Spears Staring At Barbies
    JimBB
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    Now remember, Britney, you have to share with your daughter.

  7. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
    JimBB
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    Interesting tidbit, cows actually have four stomachs.

  8. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
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    Double fisting all the way to the bank.

  9. Byran Cranston Aaron Paul Making Out With Walter White Mask Comic Con
    JimBB
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    Joel just does this sort of thing to make Ryan jealous.

  10. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
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    “I really don’t want to see that thing again!”

  11. David Hasselhoff Snuggling With Lemurs Vienna Zoo
    JimBB
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    Lemurs are notorious for their inability to pick good agents.

  12. Pink Boner Projection During Concert
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    Snap!

  13. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Russian Martial Arts School
    JimBB
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    I spend 20 years in the dregs of the KGB, 5 years of holding Boris Yeltsin’s head while he vomited, then I survive several attempts on my life as President….and THIS is my reward???

  14. Madonna African Kids Instagram
    JimBB
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    Thanks for the photo-op, kids. That water I promised is on its way [snickers].

  15. Britney Spears Staring At Barbies
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    “Oh look, they are all made out of plastic, just like me!”

  16. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    JimBB
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    Wow, STORE BOUGHT candy!! Fancy!!

  17. David Hasselhoff Snuggling With Lemurs Vienna Zoo
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    “Hey Lester, get over here and help me chew off this freaks nose!”

  18. Vince Vaughn Teleprompter
    JimBB
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    If I keep smiling, maybe he won’t try to kill himself in his trailer again tonight.

  19. Madonna African Kids Instagram
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    “What they don’t know…”

  20. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    JimBB
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    When the City of Beverly Hills says “Tow Away Zone” THEY FUCKING MEAN IT!!

  21. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
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    I would go with the gigantic box of NERDS!

  22. David Beckham Opponents Face In Crotch
    JimBB
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    And now for the ceremonial Teabag, in honor of Her Majesty The Queen!

  23. Amber Rose Smoking Cigarette In Front Of Little Boy 2nd Annual Budweiser Made in America Music Festival
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    Role model time! Oh wait.

  24. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Derpface Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
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    Yeah, Clint still thinks you are a fucking idiot.

  25. Amber Rose Smoking Cigarette In Front Of Little Boy 2nd Annual Budweiser Made in America Music Festival
    JimBB
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    Good thing James Hetfield is behind him, to provide proper moral guidance.

  26. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
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    No matter how long you have been in a band, it hard to get that guitar cord to go down the right tube.

  27. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Noel Coward Theatre
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    Drugs are a wonderful drug.

  28. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
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    “God, I can’t wait to take a picture of that…”

  29. Will Smith Knighting Jaden Smith
    JimBB
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    Reverse psychology. If I knight him with a giant dildo, it will make him LESS gay, right?

  30. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
    yourmom
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    Jesus! How many people have you pushed out of there??

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    He looks like a sheep dog.

  32. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    yourmom
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    Burger King?? I’ll pass…

  33. Clint Eastwood Ben Affleck Derpface Spike TV Guys Choice Awards
    JimBB
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    Someone is about 2 bad jokes away from wearing their award up their ass.

  34. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Russian Martial Arts School
    Eric
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    1 minute later Vladimir Putin gets a wedgie.
    2 minutes later, Steven Seagal “moves” to Siberia, … forever.

  35. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    JimBB
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    Lust for Brains.

  36. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Russian Martial Arts School
    yourmom
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    You thinking what I’m thinking….?

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Noel Coward Theatre
    JimBB
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    I’m Dreamin’ of a Meth Christmas…

  38. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
    JimBB
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    Oh my gawd! I just met that weird girl from The Ring!

  39. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    yourmom
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    I said, NO! You’ve already gotten me into enough trouble…

  40. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    JimBB
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    You know, upon reflection…..

  41. yourmom
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    It’s true! You can be a bad ass while riding a tricycle! (if you’re 3)

  42. Tommy Lee Coked Up Insane Face DJ Set Gryphon Nightclub
    JimBB
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    No, not the song….I really need someone to kickstart my fucking heart!!!

  43. Nick Nolte Long White Beard Sophie Lane Nolte Riding Rollercoaster
    JimBB
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    Most fucked-up Santa Claus movie ever.

  44. Michael Bay Posing With Fan Transformers 4 Set
    JimBB
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    Even that kid can point out the plot holes in his movies.

  45. David Hasselhoff Snuggling With Lemurs Vienna Zoo
    donkeylicks
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    Wearing a shirt with your own likeness on it? And a thousand hipsters cried out! Cried out and thought, why didn’t I think of that.

  46. Harrison Ford Conducting Orchestera El Hormiguero
    JimBB
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    “Yes, yes, they should stroke their instruments!”

    “Thaz nat wat I meant!!!”

  47. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
    JimBB
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    Wish Mel Gibson would photobomb MY pictures.

  48. JimBB
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    Before you judge her, remember that THIS is her father figure.

  49. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
    JimBB
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    I guess women really do marry their fathers.

  50. Eddie Murphy With Transvestite
    donkeylicks
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    Anyone else suddenly remember when he was caught with an “accidental” transgendered prostitute?

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