For those of you who only come here for the minutes to our secret Communist Islam Obama rallies, and have no clue what the hell The Crap We Missed is, let me try to explain this in a way that doesn’t make me sound like I spend every single day looking for pictures of celebrities in compromising situations and/or tight-fitting exercise attire, so that I may exploit them into click-bait dollars that keep me out of slip-proof shoes.
Ok, that’s not possible, but I can tell you that this daily feature is not only the driving engine behind another site staple, The Most Important People on The Internet — in which you guys endlessly crack our dark-hearted asses up — but also provides me an outlet for an otherwise entirely unhealthy obsession with a certain sausage-fingered monarch. Never change, you goofy bastard.
See you Thursday,
- Photo Boy