The Best of The Crap We Missed 2013

December 31st, 2013 // 220 Comments
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For those of you who only come here for the minutes to our secret Communist Islam Obama rallies, and have no clue what the hell The Crap We Missed is, let me try to explain this in a way that doesn’t make me sound like I spend every single day looking for pictures of celebrities in compromising situations and/or tight-fitting exercise attire, so that I may exploit them into click-bait dollars that keep me out of slip-proof shoes.

Ok, that’s not possible, but I can tell you that this daily feature is not only the driving engine behind another site staple, The Most Important People on The Internet — in which you guys endlessly crack our dark-hearted asses up — but also provides me an outlet for an otherwise entirely unhealthy obsession with a certain sausage-fingered monarch. Never change, you goofy bastard.

See you Thursday,

- Photo Boy

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  1. January Jones Getting Choked By Jason Isaacs
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    Shortly after the picture was taken a large bounty was paid off a wanted poster. Jason Isaacs will never have to worry about money for the rest of his long life ahead.

  2. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    Cock Dr
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    This image crushes what remains of my jolly Yuletime spirits.

  3. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    Cock Dr
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    A personal fave…best car crash accessorizing.

  4. Wish we could see the original comments on each photograph.

  5. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
    Dox
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    “There is no way in hell I am getting stuck with that for the rest of my life.”

  6. Where’s the “winning” comments? I ain’t got time to wait. I need my Geritol.

  7. George Lucas NAACP Awards
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    There really is no justice in the world.

  8. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
    Dox
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    I guess they didn’t have time let her graze before taking her out of the stable.

  9. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Been there. Done that.

  10. Madonna African Kids Instagram
    Dox
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    “Watch me make this kid dance for a sammich.”

  11. Norman Reedus Holding Rubber Dildo Terry Richardson
    Dox
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    “Fuck you honey, Im taking em back.”

  12. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    Dox
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    “Do I really need to explain stereotypes to you again?”

  13. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Once again, proving how shallow and selfish celebrities can be…

  14. Anthony Weiner Staring Down At Crotch The New York City Mayoral Forum On Cultural Sensitivity & Tolerance
    Dox
    Commented on this photo:

    Weiner is no longer allowed at the adult politics table.

  15. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
    Cock Dr
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    I’m not impressed at all with Jess Simpson’s sperm donor selection. He lacks character.

  16. Prince Charles Posing With Group Of Black Kids
    Cock Dr
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    Happy New Year 2 all.
    Ladies remember to mind your drink glass 2night…not everyone is as gentlemanly and honorable as the good folks on this site.

    • Dox

      Never understood the whole idea of roofies for sex.
      Somehow the idea of a limp, lifeless chick who is completely unresponsive…. sounds too much like being married.

  17. Prince Charles Posing With Group Of Black Kids
    Dox
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    One of these things, is not like the other….

  18. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I allways imagined this is what Paris Hilton would look like if fate had her born in a trailer park.

  19. David Beckham Opponents Face In Crotch
    Hugh G. Rection
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    That probably happens to him every day.

  20. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    Hugh G. Rection
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    It’s been a while since I saw a topless picture of Madonna.

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Jack Ketch
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    Stupidest attention-getting photo – ever.

  22. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
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    How many chins is it posible to have? Jesus.

  23. Eric Johnson Covering Face With Daughter Maxwell
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    Fucking dirtbag. Go home and take a shower.

  24. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
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    “Yep. I’m gonna put a baby in there.”

  25. Pink Boner Projection During Concert
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    Someone getting shit on onstage? Now I’ve seen everything.

  26. January Jones Getting Choked By Jason Isaacs
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    This is the only thing that gets January off anymore.

  27. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
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    Even carnivores have to eat grass now and then when they need to throw up.

  28. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
    Chuck
    Commented on this photo:

    No wait, yeah that’s it, oh yeah. Thanks dude, you’re a lot better at that since your Oscar nomination.

  29. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
    Maria Kang
    Commented on this photo:

    Stop. Buying. Gianormic. Candy. Fat ass.

  30. Steven Seagal Vladimir Putin Russian Martial Arts School
    crb
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    Seagal is the least-badass person in that shot.

  31. Honey Boo Boos Mom June Smith Holding Huge Laffy Taffy
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    She’s working on her fifth chin.

  32. David Beckham Opponents Face In Crotch
    anonymous
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    Awesome. Teabaggin’/Asshattin’ happens in multiplayer videogames.

    Never thought it happened in real life during sports competitions.

  33. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    Any yet, here we are.
    One of these days, jquery WILL be a function!

    • I too yearn for the day when jquery will be a function, respected and admired by all. Until then jquery will suffer admonishment and relegated to the corner with Coco’s ass, Kanye’s ego and Lindsey’s petri dish.

  34. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
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    They see me posing, they hatin’

  35. Will Smith Knighting Jaden Smith
    anonymous
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    Looks like the Fresh Prince has just anointed the Douche Prince.

  36. January Jones Getting Choked By Jason Isaacs
    JC
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    I understand this photo on a deep level. I saw her “act” in X-Men, too.

  37. Iggy Pop Shirtless Leathery Skin
    JC
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    Lust for life? Yes. Lust for moisturizer? Not so much.

  38. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    Commented on this photo:

    Even with the Parkinson’s, he’s got the inside track to start over Tony Romo next season.

  39. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
    Echo5
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I work with retards. ‘
    ‘Isn’t that a little politically incorrect?’
    ‘Yeah, maybe, but no one’s gonna tell Sam Malone who he can and can’t work with.’

  40. Lena Dunham Eating Salad Girls Set
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    10 zillion smoking hot young chicks get off the bus in Hollywood every damned day, and they put this one on the teevee?

  41. brick
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    Funniest pic of the year…and maybe saddest at the same time.

  42. Amber Rose Smoking Cigarette In Front Of Little Boy 2nd Annual Budweiser Made in America Music Festival
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    It’s rare to catch the first time a boy sees a whore on camera.

  43. Michael J Fox Throwing Football Charles Grodin The Michael J Fox Show Set
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    Still not as creepy-looking as the old Paterno statue.

  44. Simon Cowell Mezghan Hussainy Legs Spread
    son of Flubber
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    “You’re a bigger twat than Susan Boyle”

  45. Russell Brand Lusting After Woman In Wheelchair Soho Theatre
    Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    It might not technically be a wheelchair, but it will do…

  46. Billy Ray Cyrus Posing On Three Wheel Motorcycle
    Commented on this photo:

    “…so that’s how T likes to do it…”

  47. Channing Tatum Jonah Hill Swimming In Ocean 22 Jump Street Set
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Did I ever tell you about the time Martin Scorsese blew me? Well, first of all, his friends, like me, get to call him Marty…

  48. Pink Boner Projection During Concert
    JimBB
    Commented on this photo:

    Batgirl turned out to be WAY better at defeating the Joker than Batman ever was.

  49. Phoebe Price Posing In Front Of Car Accident
    Commented on this photo:

    If it turns out we’re all just background players in her story, I’m going to be even more disappointed with life.

  50. Sean Connery Walking With Group Of Fat Men
    JimBB
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    Man, the immortals have really let themselves go since the Kurgan died.

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