The BAFTAs: Christina Hendricks & Emma Watson Is All You Need To Know

February 13th, 2012 // 46 Comments

While us silly Yanks celebrated the decline of music, jolly ol’ England spent its weekend holding something called the BAFTAs which I’ll just go ahead and say is an acronym for the British Anglo-Saxon Fez and Tiara Accolades because those limeys do love them some haberdashery. Good show! More importantly, Christina Hendricks was there and it feels like it’s been 18 years since she’s been on the site. But if red’s not doing it for you, I also included shots of Emma Watson from the complete opposite end of the spectrum. (Read: Non-curvaceous, almost boy-like frame, yet unafraid to show some nip because they aren’t three feet in diameter.)

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. The Royal Penis

    I have the sudden desire to breast feed again.

  2. Ahhh! It still freaks me out that Hermione has boobs.

  3. Cameron

    I approve of her giant, fake titties and fake red hair.

  4. I wish she would have stayed off the site, personally.

  5. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    NG
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    This isn’t motor boating anymore, it’s yachting.

  6. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    NG
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    This isn’t motor boating anymore, it’s yachting.

  7. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
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    This is a mannequin, right?

  8. Happy Valentine’s Day from the future Fish! You got us Hendricks boobies so the least we can do in return is get you an alibi, useful for one night only. Go crazy kiddo, we’ve got you covered.

  9. Johnny P!

    B.A.F.T.A. = Bloody Awesome Firm Tits, Aye!

  10. lily

    shes a striking woman and i love her on mad men, though too full figured for my taste

  11. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
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    I’m officially bored with seeing this chicks fat titties busting out of every dress she’s ever worn. I mean it’s good to know where your talent lies, but her tits are the Keanu Reeves of artistic range.

  12. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    NOI
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    She’s perfect
    Her eyes’ colors are so piercing… I wonder if they are color contacts though… seems like they are sterling grey

  13. Just saw her in Drive. Let’s just say I was underwhelmed.

  14. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    dali
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    fat

  15. skunk

    i’m thirsty

  16. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    amanda
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    I like a woman that shows up to an event with sex hair

  17. Schmidtler

    She looks like the Grimace in drag.

  18. Christina is like that dude with the really nice car who insists on peeling out all the time. Yeah, the car is nice but you’d be more impressed if he didn’t try so hard to show it off.

  19. I fucking love this woman. That is all.

  20. Deacon Jones

    Anyone else find Emma Watson very sexy today?

    In like a “I’m acting like I’m a good girl” kind of way?

  21. Fez and tiara = haberdashery? In America, a haberdashery sells men’s clothing; in Britain, it’s dressmaking and sewing notions. (How did it completely change gender when it crossed the ocean? No idea.) I know a lot of people think haberdashery means hats, but the word I think you want is “millinery.”

  22. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
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    What are you gonna do about it? Come at me, A-cup!

  23. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    Quijibo
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    She looks retarded.

  24. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    Mama Pinkus
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    she is gross – weird how both her left tit and left high are higher

  25. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    Mama Pinkus
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    her tits are disgusting – nothing natural about them – they look like two huge squarish missahpen lumps

  26. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
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    She’s what used to be referred to as pleasingly plump. I find her plumpness exceptionally pleasing.

  27. forrest gump

    they try to find work as a hollywood restroom cleaner in “Beso”, folks.

  28. “British Anglo-Saxon Fez and Tiara Accolades” ROFL…

  29. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    The Most Interesting
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    Why is Lady Titty McSmoosh-Smoosh at the BAFTAs?

  30. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
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    This woman is a joke. Do you really have to wear dresses that emphasize how fat your boobs are EVERY time you make an appearance. They don’t even look good.

  31. Provisionalnews

    omg looking gud

  32. dinosaurland

    When Christina Hendricks gets old, she’s going to look exactly like Mrs. Garret from The Facts of Life.

  33. BigDaddy

    Cool! Emma took her pet horse Christina with her.

  34. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    Gern Blanston
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    I don’t get it. Not hot at all. Freakishly large fake boobs. Whatever. Not interested.

  35. It’s sad that Emma Watson has no tits.

  36. Johnny Cochran's Tumor

    Give Ms. Watson a guitar, and we could have ourselves a Robert Palmer revival!

  37. d

    Christina Hendricks is fat and nasty.

  38. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
    Nicizzy
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    She’s cute, it’s too bad about the fat packs…I dunno if they’re real or fake but it’s just overkill.

  39. Christina Hendricks Cleavage BAFTA
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