‘The Avengers’ Has A Trailer

Whoever owns the rights to The Avengers now – I’m going with Scrooge McDuck. – has just released the official trailer that hits pretty much all the bases you expect it to hit along with some Nine Inch Nails music because apparently kids love nails three inches shy of a foot. Can’t get enough of ‘em. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson wears tight leather clothes, Robert Downey Jr. is Robert Downey Jr. (Read: Will single-handedly hold this thing together ala Iron Man 2.), Chris Hemsworth wields a hammer and laughs medieval-like and Samuel L. Jackson blows shit up whenever he’s not repeatedly going, “Hey, what if we had some sort of team that avenges things?” But more importantly, Chris Evans’ new Captain America costume looks surprisingly decent in action and hardly anything at all like this caption gallery I just shamelessly whored in your face. (It’ll do anything you like. “Anything.”)

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Photos: Disney/Marvel

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