The Adorable Little Girl From ‘Uncle Buck’ Drank Placenta Smoothies
“Ok Culkin, I’ll see your pizza band, and raise you dirty armpit hair, in fact *shits in compost bucket* I’m all in.”
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If you took bunch of shit from people for breastfeeding your kid til kindergarten, you need to shoot Gaby Hoffmann a thank you note for making you slightly less crazy, because she made smoothies out of her placenta and ate that shit for three weeks. HORRRRRF! Via Page Six:
I had a home birth, so my midwife and my doula took it and cut it up into 20 pieces and froze it, and every day, I put it in a blender with strawberries and blueberries and guava juice and a banana, and I drank that s–t up.
I’m vaguely aware this is some sort of homeopathic post-partum depression therapy, but I’m acutely aware that I’m talking directly out of my ass which is attached to a male body and therefore not even remotely equipped to understand childbirth. I mean, I’m not a total idiot. I know you pee on their thing, then a baby comes out of their butt and their boobs get all huge and awesome. And there’s a cool party in the waiting room with the other dads where everyone gets shit-faced and punches each other in the shoulder. And you tell the doc no vaccines because they cause autis– *gets TASED by Fish*
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