The 86th Annual Academy Awards
I pretty much made my feelings on the Oscars known last night – Although, kudos to Rust Cohle for his work as an undercover AIDS patient. – so here are the best red carpet pics Photo Boy could find while I sat in the corner making beer can men and mumbling how we’ll do this again next year and for all eternity. Which is a lie to make me sound badass because knives are sharp and give me ouchies. I don’t touch the things.
P.S. Enjoy the landmine we left for you. You’ll know when you find it.