The 85th Annual Academy Awards

February 25th, 2013 // 208 Comments

Here are the rest of the Oscars because after spending all night on Twitter I can’t talk about them anymore without living in fear of another Seth MacFarlane musical number. Holy shit, a man who can sing! What unexpected wonders you possess, Hollywood! In the meantime, if you’re looking for Anne Hathaway‘s nipple dress and/or Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts, they got their own posts because I didn’t see either of the movies they won for which I’m sure wasn’t what they were after anyway. “Well, the script’s good, but if I’m nominated for an award can I make my nips look like giant triangle knives? That’s mostly what I’m interested in.”

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  1. Naomi Watts 85th Annual Academy Awards
    Cody42
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    I’m constantly mixing her and Nicole Kidman up. Such similar faces. I think it’s the smile.

  2. Adele 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Gorgeous voice. Gorgeous face. I’d wreck her in a dimly lit room.

  3. Adele 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    She recently had a kid, didn’t she?

  4. Amy Adams 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    She’s fucking sexy. I’ve had my eye on her for a long time.

  5. Helena Bonham Carter 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Totally would.

  6. Samantha Barks 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    I don’t know who she is, but she’s quickly getting my attention.

  7. Sari Gilman 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Is she nocturnal?

  8. Maria Menounos 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Hell yeah.

  9. Jessica Chastain 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    She’s very fuckable.

  10. Jessica Chastain 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    She seems to have forced herself into that dress. I’d love to help her out of it.

  11. Olivia Munn 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    She looks stunning.

  12. Amanda Seyfried 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    She’s perfect.

  13. Olivia Munn 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    I’m very impressed. She brought her A game.

  14. Keith Urban Nicole Kidman: 85th Annual Academy Awards
    Timothy
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    “Eh, it looked better on me.”

  15. George Clooney Stacy Keibler 85th Academy Awards
    Laura
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    Grandpa gets the ladies.

  16. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan 85th Annual Academy Awards
    mavis davis
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    Makes me wonder if the extra chromosome is recessive.

  17. Michael Douglas Catherine Zeta-Jones 85th Annual Academy Awards
    mavis davis
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    When did Larry King get contacts?

  18. Jessica Chastain 85th Annual Academy Awards
    Rj
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    She’s a witch. She did a film here in Az and got me fired as her hand double and body double for a scene. Now this chick is at the Oscars. Whatever. Some people get all the luck. Never got $175.00 the day I showed up for work by the way!!!! Where is my money? Whatever, my boobs are bigger.

  19. Charlize Theron 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Charlene kicks all of the pale American women to the curb… beautiful.

  20. Charlize Theron 85th Annual Academy Awards
    proudlySA
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    ah she is gorgeous.. you haters are all just jealous… yes she is a tall statuesque woman (as most dancers are) and she can act the a$$ off most home bred americans any day! she can even pull off a hairstyle that makes the likes of Miley and Pink look like they are batting for the other team..

  21. Salma Hayek 85th Annual Academy Awards
    Hayley Alley
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    She still looks so amazing! I saw her in Jimmy Kimmel’s new “movie” after the Oscars and she is hilarious. I love a celebrity that doesn’t take themselves too seriously! Check it out: http://bit.ly/MovieTheMovie2

  22. Salma Hayek 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Her head is enormous.

  23. Maria Menounos 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    The hairband-made-of-hair thing is creeping me out.

  24. Adele 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    She’s a modern singer who can actually sing, so she can be as big as she wants as far as I am concerned.

  25. Samantha Barks 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Meh.

  26. Maria Menounos 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Looking at that Hubba Bubba dress is making me feel nauseous.

  27. Salma Hayek 85th Annual Academy Awards
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    Following a photo of Charlize makes her jaw looks huge.

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