Here are the rest of the Oscars because after spending all night on Twitter I can’t talk about them anymore without living in fear of another Seth MacFarlane musical number. Holy shit, a man who can sing! What unexpected wonders you possess, Hollywood! In the meantime, if you’re looking for Anne Hathaway‘s nipple dress and/or Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts, they got their own posts because I didn’t see either of the movies they won for which I’m sure wasn’t what they were after anyway. “Well, the script’s good, but if I’m nominated for an award can I make my nips look like giant triangle knives? That’s mostly what I’m interested in.”
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I’m constantly mixing her and Nicole Kidman up. Such similar faces. I think it’s the smile.
Gorgeous voice. Gorgeous face. I’d wreck her in a dimly lit room.
She recently had a kid, didn’t she?
No, I think she’s still pregnant…
She’s fucking sexy. I’ve had my eye on her for a long time.
Totally would.
I don’t know who she is, but she’s quickly getting my attention.
Is she nocturnal?
Hell yeah.
She’s very fuckable.
She seems to have forced herself into that dress. I’d love to help her out of it.
She looks stunning.
She’s perfect.
I’m very impressed. She brought her A game.
“Eh, it looked better on me.”
Grandpa gets the ladies.
Makes me wonder if the extra chromosome is recessive.
When did Larry King get contacts?
She’s a witch. She did a film here in Az and got me fired as her hand double and body double for a scene. Now this chick is at the Oscars. Whatever. Some people get all the luck. Never got $175.00 the day I showed up for work by the way!!!! Where is my money? Whatever, my boobs are bigger.
Charlene kicks all of the pale American women to the curb… beautiful.
ah she is gorgeous.. you haters are all just jealous… yes she is a tall statuesque woman (as most dancers are) and she can act the a$$ off most home bred americans any day! she can even pull off a hairstyle that makes the likes of Miley and Pink look like they are batting for the other team..
She still looks so amazing! I saw her in Jimmy Kimmel’s new “movie” after the Oscars and she is hilarious. I love a celebrity that doesn’t take themselves too seriously! Check it out: http://bit.ly/MovieTheMovie2
Her head is enormous.
The hairband-made-of-hair thing is creeping me out.
She’s a modern singer who can actually sing, so she can be as big as she wants as far as I am concerned.
Meh.
Looking at that Hubba Bubba dress is making me feel nauseous.
Following a photo of Charlize makes her jaw looks huge.