Here are the rest of the Oscars because after spending all night on Twitter I can’t talk about them anymore without living in fear of another Seth MacFarlane musical number. Holy shit, a man who can sing! What unexpected wonders you possess, Hollywood! In the meantime, if you’re looking for Anne Hathaway‘s nipple dress and/or Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts, they got their own posts because I didn’t see either of the movies they won for which I’m sure wasn’t what they were after anyway. “Well, the script’s good, but if I’m nominated for an award can I make my nips look like giant triangle knives? That’s mostly what I’m interested in.”
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Who’s looking at her face, great knockers!
Barbara Streisand looks great in red.
Looking more and more like his late father…….oh wait he’s still alive!
Still hot even with the awful haircut.
ugh
gorgeous
How many female Academy Award winners have masterbated with their golden statue? Come on, you know Merrill Streep has.
“Hey, little man, get inside me now! Not you, the gold statue, you loser!”
Still smilin’, and still hittin’ it.
Shoulder pads by the Romulans from Star Trek TNG.
“I’m shootin’ blanks, but it doesn’t stop me from trying! Hey-Ohhh!”
All males are inferior. She’s just too much woman.
She’s looking good. And it’s not from drinking milk. Ask Kim K.
A beaded dress to match the anal beads Clooney will be pulling out of her ass tonight.
She is awesome! She should have won the academy award for The Impossible.
I’ve said it before, and I will say it again. I HATE THIS STUPID CHICK.
Black is slimming. >
Mario Bava just found the right actress for the new remake of Black Sabbath, ‘Drop of Water’ episode. (Look it up, it’s worth it).
She’s fine. I got nothing else to say.
Some one tackle her, and throw her out. I HATE THIS CHICK.
I wonder how long this one will last.
She glams up very well.
Beautiful face.
Ah-ha, I knew they were making a biopic about the Gorton’s Fisherman.
she looks better than she usually does, thanks to the heavy make up
I really wish she hadn’t of done that to her face… she was such a beautiful woman with BAD taste in men.
Anyone else see her “All That Jazz” routine? Her body is starting to show her age.
Channeling Jennifer Lopez 2002. However, while JLo’s look was a fail IMO, Maria looks mostly great. (While appropriately Barbie-like, the fake lashes and pale lip don’t flatter.)
http://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/jennifer-lopez-and-cris-judd-during-the-74th-annual-academy-news-photo/104981478
She walked around in that outfit like an ape. I never realized how big of a woman she is.
Jessica Rabbit.
I can never tell the difference between this woman and the funny version of her that’s married to Borat.
Who invited this troll to the Oscars?
Seriously who the fuck is this?
A full pic of Keith shows that he’s wearing elevator shoes straight from the Cruise/Stallone line.
-Who are you wearing?
-Armani Prive. Oh, and the extra vagina I keep in my left armpit was designed by fleshlight.
whatever.
-thats the name of the designer.
looks like she’s nursing Keith again.
I’m looking forward to that Linda Lovelace biopic now more than ever.
She’s all kinds of awesome.
Naomi Watts was always hotter.
She looks pretty good. Always sexy.
So beautiful.
Gorgeous.
Classic Coca Cola bottle figure.
Beautiful couple.
She was always known for her magnificent ass.
So fucking sexy.
She’s fucking sexy. I love her ass.
I’d nut on that.
Why does Samantha bark?
I’m actually surprised that unlike all the other aging stars in Hollywood fighting their aging process Clooney has apparently embraced it and let his grey run wild. Along with those eyeybrows.