Here are the rest of the Oscars because after spending all night on Twitter I can’t talk about them anymore without living in fear of another Seth MacFarlane musical number. Holy shit, a man who can sing! What unexpected wonders you possess, Hollywood! In the meantime, if you’re looking for Anne Hathaway‘s nipple dress and/or Jennifer Lawrence‘s breasts, they got their own posts because I didn’t see either of the movies they won for which I’m sure wasn’t what they were after anyway. “Well, the script’s good, but if I’m nominated for an award can I make my nips look like giant triangle knives? That’s mostly what I’m interested in.”
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Naaaaah. Too obvious
The awards last night were a hit, displaying many talented men and women, who have shaped Hollywood to be the force it is today. Outfits dazzled, smiles sparkled and laughs were abound as star after star arrived on the red carpet.
By far, that wolf of a man George Clooney looked his best with that nibble of a woman, Stacy Keibler on his arm. Couple of the year.
Randal
Thank you Brother Randal for your take on the Oscars; now please wheel him back to the Psycho Ward nurse!
Amanda: So I went down on him like this
Jessica: Wow you can handle a lot!
She’s taking method acting to a whole new level.
Linda Lovelace bio pic should be swelling.
How much dick did this broad suck to get invited to the oscars?
Should the total include the number of dicks she sucked to get any entertainment gig at all, or just the ones to get in the door?
Just Ben Afflecks, so not much.
She is just working as a Seat FIller
I’m sorry but this guy looks like such a fucking simpleton.
“looks”? Try “is”.
Completely agree. My coworkers panties get all wet when talking about him but he looks like he has downs or something to me.
“I can open my mouth this wide.”
“Amusing, but I asked which way the restrooms were dear.”
Keith: “Hi, vagina!”
Kidman’s vagina, muffled: “Mi, Meef!”
LMFAO
If a bunch of twigs is a faggot, what’s a bunch of rags?
That would be … cc.
She’s Mayan
u sure?
if she were mayan she would not have shown up.
If she looks like this now, I can imagine her face after 4 hours.
Maybe that’s just the look of your attempted jokes not being funny?
She looked great.
That image is the exact position in 1000s of porn actresses in a threesome scene,GGB, especially the PRIVATE Euro porn. They actually shot on live locations and the actresses try to keep it classy,see clothes…….Money shot coming………..
I was ready to scream when they trotted out that ‘All That Jazz’ shit again.
Seriously Fembot walk. Urban u know it ,(Bender laugh by Keith)
Her rack looked particularly lovely this evening.
They would like to thank The Academy for a lovely evening out!
Ginger + little freckles=Bonner
Casting couch flashbacks, no doubt. Hollywood’s PTSD.
Nic looked nice. Loved the dress.
I bet she’s crying on the inside.
Looks better without the Cryptkeeper at her side.
Honestly, who the fuck decided she should wear that?
Exactly. Without 12 inches of cleavage, what is the point?
Fuck off Munngolian
Fuck off you fake, no talent cunt.
She’s been using smilexssssssssss
LOVE that joker!
When she was on stage she even moved her face and shit.
This could have beem Michonne on The Walking Dead, but AMC thought it would be cheaper to use a black actress and TWO walkers.
Yea, I settled.
Ehhhhh, okay, so maybe I had a bottle of Yukon Jack.
What the fuck did she do to her face?
I think officially it’s called Cement Plaster. But for some reason the media calls it make-up.
I didn’t realize the event had a “Running Man” theme.
Good call!
http://www.oschti.ch/Running-Man/95/Film/A-000-Jim-Brown-Fireball-Running-Man.jpg
Remember that seen in Ghostbusters 2 where that old rich lady with the fur coat walks into that pink slim and dead animals “come alive” and try to eat her? Well this photo reminds me of that exact, EXACT moment. The magic is truly in the air (or in my pants). Take your pick.
Clearly she was there based on her strong, character-driven work in Magic Mike.
That’s all I’ve got.
On the other hand, the bolt-ons look pretty good in this dress.
My word, but she still cuts an impressive figure.
She does cut an impressive figure, but I must say the way she grips her pink purse makes it look like she’s trying to arm-wrestle it.
I can explain that. She saw Russell Brand. Petty crime is pretty much his ‘career’ at this point.
I wonder if Moses coat-checked the Ten Commandments or just left them at home.
He thinks the Ten Commandments are a to-do list.
Always looks better after she’s had a few from the flask.
For crying out loud, who the fuck keeps letting Kristen Stewart “present” awards? Seriously. She stumbled on the stage with that Harry Potter kid and was more jittery than a meth head going through withdrawal. And that bruise on her arm? Classy! Her makeup artists couldn’t cover that up? Wow.
Oh c’mon her mumbling is incomparable.
Homina homina!
It’s nice to see he brought his granddaughter.
That dress looks like the thermal lining in my lunch bag.
One of these things is not like the other.
Looks like she had some cheekbone work done. What a pity. A bit of sparkle has gone from the eyes as well. I guess old man penis will do that to a woman.
Definitely lost some of her hotness.
Uh, no, almost losing your husband/father of your children to cancer will do that to you.
Oh she had work done ages ago. it would be no surprise if she had more.
http://www.clublexus.com/forums/attachments/the-clubhouse/63964d1111213317-before-and-after-czj_young.jpg
Granny needs to start covering her arms.
I didn’t know Madame Tussaude’s brought their wax dolls to the oscars…
That hairstyle is just a reflection of her brain.
If a female Terminator approached me, I’d be a little bashful too.
I was gonna say the same. She is a robot and a creepy one too.
Stepford wife.
As long as she brought her boobs, I do not care what the rest looks like.
“OK, which one of you said ‘Beetlejuice’ three times?”
Berryjuice, berryjuice, berryjuice.
Vaguely similar to Catherine Zeta-Jones, no?