The 84th Annual Academy Awards

February 27th, 2012 // 151 Comments

“Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.”

Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy Awards if not the spirit hence all that side-pussy talk beneath George Clooney because, seriously, what the hell is that thing? Does he just turn to the right whenever he gets bored. “Hey, Brad, didn’t see you over there. And, oh, look, you brought pictures of the kids.” *turns to the right*

Photos: Getty

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  1. Milla Jovovich Oscars
    Mumbler
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    Someone please rescue her from Paul W.S. Anderson and his shitty Resident Evil films.

  2. Natalie Portman Oscars
    PhD in ART
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    she used to be hot

  3. Stacy Keibler Oscars
    browny
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    meh, so ordinary. and hair is thin as are lips. he can do so much better than this dumb bint.

  4. Rooney Mara Oscars
    Jade
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    She looks like a dazed out cyborg. If she tried to smile her face would break.

  5. Stacy Keibler George Clooney Oscars
    malc0mn
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    Is it just me, or do they actually look like 2 cardboard versions of themselves? Really weird lighting in this picture…

  6. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage
    yowillie
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    She needs a pearl necklace.

  7. Stacy Keibler George Clooney Oscars
    Kat
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    This is her one shot and she’s milking it for everything she can get dammit!

  8. Brooklyn Decker Cleavage
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    I don’t know who this women is, but, she’s hot. Beautiful face.

  9. Rooney Mara Oscars
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    “Kirk-unit. V’ger must unite with the creator.”

  10. Rooney Mara Oscars
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    “V’ger must join with the creator.”

  11. Rooney Mara Oscars
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    Bones: Spock, this “child” is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth. Now, what do you suggest we do? Spank it?

    Spock: It knows only that it needs, Commander. But, like so many of us… it does not know what.

  12. Gwyneth Paltrow Oscars
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    Her smugness is causing a weird sensation in my hand that is making me want to ball it into a fist.

  13. Stacy Keibler George Clooney Oscars
    Jaime
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    I like GC, but honestly, he’s nothing more than this generation’s Tom Selleck.

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