“Yes, I know it’s aimed at my penis. That’s why I made her wear it there.”
Here’s the rest of the Oscars red carpet photos plus Brooklyn Decker who wasn’t technically at the Oscars but her breasts are huge, so close enough. Think of this post as honoring the splendor of the Academy Awards if not the spirit hence all that side-pussy talk beneath George Clooney because, seriously, what the hell is that thing? Does he just turn to the right whenever he gets bored. “Hey, Brad, didn’t see you over there. And, oh, look, you brought pictures of the kids.” *turns to the right*
Photos: Getty
Someone please rescue her from Paul W.S. Anderson and his shitty Resident Evil films.
she used to be hot
meh, so ordinary. and hair is thin as are lips. he can do so much better than this dumb bint.
She looks like a dazed out cyborg. If she tried to smile her face would break.
Is it just me, or do they actually look like 2 cardboard versions of themselves? Really weird lighting in this picture…
She needs a pearl necklace.
This is her one shot and she’s milking it for everything she can get dammit!